>German/French tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
>British tourist asks for directions
>be as helpful as possible
>>79207246
didn't know people go to portugal for vacation
>>79207246
Why do you do this?
>>79209320
I don't like Germs and Frogs
>>79207246
You act like there are a lot european tourists going on vacation to Brazil.
>>79209548
Do you love us?
>British tourist asks for directions
>kill his children with a car bomb
>>79209548
delet
>>79209624
of course
>>79207246
very good lad
>>79209712
Thanks!
>>79207246
>>79209548
>>79209712
fuck off, you pathetic LARPer
>swede asks for directions
>send him towards the muslim containment zone
>>79207246
una cerveza por favor
>polish guy asks for directions to the temp work agency
>point him to the local sharia zone
>>79209911
why is she so perfect?
>>79209963
>>79209911
>>79209963
>>79210068
I want to hot glue dejeerling's teacup
>>79210264
She's not for lewding
>>79207246
>any Latin tourist asks directions
>steal his money and beat him up
>britbong asks directions
>give him vodka, give him my cute sister for the night, show him directions to success in his life
>estonian asks...
>he is forever locked in a basement
>>79210068
>>79210264
>>79210749
brb booking my flight to spb
>>79210866
Ok, we're waiting. Give your contact phone number so we can meet you in the airport
>>79210749
I unfiltered you to see what you had to say and it wasn't worth it.
>tourist asks for directions
ITT: virgin anime girl posters
>>79211016
do you have a comfy commie block I can stay in, how about any Estonian bois I can use?
>>79211338
I live in comfy historical building in the central district. You can use my sister, but you can't use MY Estonians, we can rent you one for your stay though.
>>79207246
>>79209548
>>79209712
>>79210855
t. Alberto Barbosa
>swedish tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
>a tourist from literally any other nationality asks for directions
>be as helpful as possible