Culture Pals - /cp/

first for me

First for healthy qts

Tfw surgery anon has abandoned me

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-kang-rina-s-nipple-lsp5jcm/answers/new.html

>looking for someone Indian / Arab, above 6ft, and beards are always good
lamo

3rd for fax machines

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>>79205472
NOOO

Some answers for anons

>>79205522

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>>79205515

>>79205568
Jokes on you, Mussolini came from the city I live. He literally rebuilt it.

my lips still feel funny from how long she sucked them
not a bad feeling actually

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Brazilian girls like Siberian boys :^)

>>79205599
>>79205599
i hope you get to put penis in vagina, then post pics

>>79205599
Stop. Disgusting desu

>>79204752
>>79204808
I'd say the least slutty are from rural areas, the most slutty from the hip cities. Like everywhere.

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>>79205613
:--------DDDDDD

BLACK'd

Message Me ffs

>>79205683
is that the serb that always posts here?

>>79205737
Post profile.

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>>79205607
don't be sad(((

>>79205642
This.

>>79205642
>>79205913
muh «progressive» urbanity

>>79205632
it's more a matter of when than if
>>79205641
are you the hugless portubro? sorry to leave the club man. french kissing is overrated indeed. everything about it felt kind of underwhelming actually. I didn't masturbate in 2 weeks, so i expected to blow a load in my underwear at the moment she touched me, but i never felt anywhere close to that, although i was hard all the time of course.
anyway, once you find someone, it's better than teenage love, i.e. awkwardly touching underdeveloped titties while her parents are downstairs.
have hope my friend, I'm 23 already, so i don't think i'm early by any standards.

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>tfw you will never meet chicano or brazil qt girl

>I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU: I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question only in my inbox. Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I will answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but i dare you to put this on your profile and see what questions you get.

Is it only sluts that have this on their profile?

I feel flattered that someone used my pic for a qt example.... Interpals is pretty dead & full of fake people,
especially within the girls (warning to those who are interested in it); but it's cool if you wanna learn languages.

>>79206447
Are you the OP girl?

>>79206447
>>79206508
You guys should meet up

>>79206508
Yes, it is me.

/Biterror
/OoonaM

Got reminded why I am looking for foreign qts

>>79206593
What? Ive actually talked with you and you mentioned my good south park nickname

>>79206630
Ahhh! I remember you! One of my favorite characters in South Park for sure! I've been kinda busy with college stuff, but hmu there if you want my social media (where I'm more active)

>>79206685
You have whatsapp?
I'm more there.
Actually I have social media, but it's only to check news. Last picture there, was taken 4 years ago.
I'll message you my whatsapp,

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=748160250881949696&uid=733421257107341312&aid=733421260315983872

>>79206685

>Tfw found out my Spanish name is Juan

What area of Spain are you from? I just spent about three months there doing nothing really.

>>79206931
So you're... John? I'm from the Canaries, not really mainland Spain. I mean, it's a cool place to be on vacation but living here gets kinda boring after time.

>>79206447
hey pewdiepie wanna come over and watch my live letsplay of saya no uta while I finger your little navel

>>79207032

I wasn't aware Juan translated into one name only and figured it could be used for many. I have no idea how Stuart translates into Juan though.

Yeah, I was kind of getting bored the last couple weeks but it's nice just going there for a digital detox and doing comfy things in the countryside.

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DEAD PALS
DIE DIE DIE

41st for no xNFP internet gf

>>79207032
Living anywhere touristy gets boring. I used to live in a place where going to the beach every day was a normal thing, it was a huge change from cold Snoreway, but it got old really fast. In the last months living there I just despised going to the beach or any sightseeing kinda things. We went swimming in the sea on new year's eve and it was like 25 degrees, felt like getting into a hot bathtub. Not even fun

>>79207093
bish...... stop making jokes about my major or you'll suffer the thousand pains of... [insert traditional Spanish shit]

>>79207104
I have no idea how Stuart translates to Juan either lmao... I guess I'm a bad Spanish individual >:(

Fr, if you enjoy the beach go to Fuerteventura. It's great to detox.

>>79207141
Woaah, damn. I've always wanted to move somewhere far away, away from all the heat and awful sun... but I'm actually considering I might miss it over here.

>>79205485
Just do what my aunt does, say you have major mental health issues. Anxiety, depression etc and you are unable to work and you have been sleeping in a park for the past week.

The government will set you up with a nice little flat for free and when you get a job it will be cheap as fuck.

As for me im still trying to find a place to live myself.

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>>79207256
We moved from western Norway with 15-25C summers to Qatar where it was 52 degrees during most of August, go figure. You stay indoors all the time, you have to turn the car's AC on for half an hour before getting into it, and the sand gets into EVERY single thing in your house. After this huge sandstorm not so long after we moved there was sand in the fridge, the PS3, clothesdrier.. First thing I said when I came back home was "what the fuck, it's really this green?"

Still, I do miss some things like pic related. Expat life can be pretty interesting

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>>79207422
>tfw not expat making mad dosh

>>79207422

Why do so many Norwegians love southern Spain? The area I live near has a lot of them.

>>79207422
Holy, I could never live in such a place, winters where I live are around the same temperature as your summers in Norway. Summers are hot, (35°~40°), but not THAT hot. I mean, that sounds like hell to me.... but I suppose it's normal that you grew close to the place since you actually lived there.

>>79207512
It's not only Norwegians. Everyone loves Southern Spain and Southern Portugal for vacations.
Look, cheap booze, cheap hotels, cheap food.
We get a lot of swedes, germans, Frenchmans, brits, norwegians and russians

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>>79207483
>tax free 10 months income
>house paid
>electricity paid
>water paid
>car leased by work company
>keep fuel receipts and work pays you back
Arabs are the most racist people on Earth btw
>>79207512
Not sure. My grandparents and pretty much all other old people I know always go to Mallorca or the Canary isles like four times each summer. They've got these huge communities with 99% Norwegians and Swedes, they flock together and as far as I understand the locals really hate it. I'd hate it too if some foreigners de facto invaded my island and went "dis ours now" with shops and neighborhoods speaking only their language lol

>>79207512
the average norwegian, like the average brit and average german, likes warm weather and cheap food/drinks. Southern spain is perfect for them i imagine

>>79207256
get rid of the nose piercing desu. just a friendly advice.

>>79207636
It's haram?

>>79207612
Definitely true. This place is full of Scandinavians. Although I don't understand why they love southern Spain so much, the heat gets unbearable there.

>>79207636
It actually fell off while I was sleeping about two weeks ago. It's as dead as myself rn.

>>79207664
just looks atrocious and thats the only thing that matters.

>>79207636
>>79207664
quite #haram actually. Nobody looks good with a septum piercing

>>79207700
I got it because of a bet, didn't quite like it on myself.

>>79207696
good, dont do piercings. only whores do it. specially nose rings look atrocious, literally makes any girl look like thrash.

>>79207752
I like ear piercings, but the rest are kinda eh. On me at least.

>>79207791
yeah nah, just wear a single pair of earrings. how old are you anyways?

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>>79207592
Winters where I live just plain suck, they are -5 at best, at worst it's like 3-10 degrees and it's raining and snowing at the same time. You get four months of just pissy cold rain freezing on the roads, seven hours of sun a day. Go to work in darkness, come home in darkness, it's depressing as fuck
>>79207605
Tbh Poland is the "new" Spain for Norwegians, it's cheap, people are super welcoming, it's easy to get to with Ryanair/Wizzair and it's close enough that you can afford to go some times a year if you feel like it. Know a bunch of people that treat Gdansk/Krakow like their second home, just going for a weekend every now and then to visit the same hotels and restaurants as the last 20 times they were there

>>79207830
18.
>>79207840
It does sound kinda depressing but it's kind of my aesthetic lmao.

Krakow is fucking great & I confirm it's super cheap.

>>79207919
Never been, Gdansk is comfy but Warsaw is complete and utter heaven tier. Best European capital by far, super cozy, nice buildings, and great people

>>79207919
>>79207966
Gdansk is pretty comfy and has some good restaurants. Tho it legitimately bothered me that i heard Norwegian being spoken everywhere i went

>>79207919
2young4me

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>>79207919
> 18

> im 27 and still on here looking for love

fml

>>79208001
That bothered me too, it honestly ruins the "new place" feeling when every other person you run into is from the same place as you. In Gdansk there were lots of people I knew from home (probably since they all fly from the same airport) and recognized a ton of Polish work immigrants that work in my hometown. Seems like half of Gdansk-Sopot-Gdynia works with scaffolding and industrial cleaning in Haugalandet

>>79208091

At least we're all better than Chris-chan.

>>79207966
Never been there. But you describe Warsaw as I'd describe Krakow. I feel like Warsaw is more gloomy though.

>>79208091
Best of luck finding love, anon.

>>79208091
>27
>looking for love
man the fuck up, at 27 you look for money and power. 25-35 is literally the best age gap for men to work and train himself in every aspect of life.

>>79208098
Krakow is full of foreign people but, surprisingly, I barely heard Spanish.

>>79208195
turkey is full of rich arabs and iranians spending shit load of money

>>79208229
Yeah... I've received a few messages on interpals from Turks asking me for m a r r i a g e.

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>>79208281
>marrying
>in 2017
wew.

>>79208281
Hello...I know this might be forward and a bit off the cuff but would you marry me? I am reaching that point in my life where I see all my friends getting married and my parents keep bugging me for grandchildren. It's quite annoying and I would very much like to travel down this path with you :)

>>79208281
I know this might be forward and a bit off the cuff but would you marry me? I am reaching that point in my life where I see all my friends getting married and my parents keep bugging me for grandchildren. It's quite annoying and I would very much like to travel down this path with you :)

>>79208160
Warsaw does have that combloc post-soviet gloom with the obvious traces of the post WW2 rebuilding, it's still really beautiful. I was there in winter, probably looks much better in summer þbh, especially the parks and huge squares around the palace of culture

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>>79208355

lol im glad my copy paste message is worthy of this thread.

>>79208389
Yeah, I liked Krakow's architecture a lot, mainly bc it wasn't so modern. But we'll see how Warsaw is, I plan on visiting next year (hopefully).

>>79208466
i've sent it to a few, one 27 yo algerian is falling for it, but she seems genuinely retarded

>>79208577
Definitely go to the "old" town, the huge park and the uprising museum. There's an restaurant in an old hunter's lodge an hour outside the city that serves really great traditional meals but I can't remember the name of it, if you manage to find that somehow it is definitely worth the trip out.

>>79208643
ive been using this with turkish girls...

they actually respond to it in a way that is positive suprisingly.

if you wish to marry me i can save you. You can come live with me in America so you can escape Turkey.

>>79208713
>if you wish to marry me i can save you. You can come live with me in America so you can escape Turkey.
lel i'll try it too

>>79208712
Thank you, I'll keep it in mind. There's a free tour company offering really cool yours around Krakow, there's a really good Hungarian restaurant near the ghetto, in case you ever go.

Tbh most guys catfish pretending to be Korean dudes (from what I've heard), since it's full of koreaboos.

>>79208750
it only works on a few of them. Some will say are you trying to be funny and get angry. Admittedly I was asking how many goats I would have to give the village elder in exchange for marriage.

>>79208830
well again, unless they're able to get a simple obvious joke, they arent worth any effort anyway. Its a good way to weed out the trash

Considering converting to Orthodox for my Russian qt. She is very religious. What do you guys think?

>>79208713
>>79208830
>>79208888
99% they are just joking desu

>>79208785
There are also those free walking tours in Warsaw. A nice way to get to know the city.

>>79208923
says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year

>>79208913
>change religion for a qt you ll prolly never fuck
>she thinks you are spineless and dumbs you anyway

>>79208969
srysly though how many people actually marry out of an incident like this?

>>79208984
She wants to come meet me, but said she couldn't be with a man who wasn't orthodox. It's her religion. I was never religious in the first place.

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>>79208713
>>79208830
what do i reply?

>>79209030
> are you member of cia?

Tell her you're a big guy and your flight plan you flied with the agency only has room for 1.

>>79209030
thats pretty qt desu :3

>>79209029
top kek, wants to fuck a man but cant because he is not orthodox? sounds fishy.

>>79208785
Thanks for the tips, I'll try to remember if I ever go. Salt mines are on my bucket list.
>>79208942
Kiitos

>>79209030
Naive 3rd world girls are the best, easy to manipulate.

>>79209119
Turkey is a NATO member, truly they are 1st world

>>79209097
;)

>>79209146
turkey would be the first one to be ignored under article 5 if they were attacked.

nobody gives a shit about turkey and especially now since erdogan is in power.

>>79209146
>Naive
Turkey is a terrorist haven

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>>79209081
>>79209069
>>79209119
i thought she was playing alone, but now she just seems retarded

>>79209261
lol, maybe shes just asking idk. women in general arent the brightest in the bunch. too bad shes blocking turks, i wanted to tip her about this thread but cant kek.

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>>79209261
turk bro wont be pleased his women are making turkey look even more dumb than they already are.

>>79209223
>>79209224
Truly you are as gullible as the Turks are
>>79209261
Tell her you're in Legion Norwegen

>>79209332
Your probably a turk in norway to say that then XD

>>79209332
>Legion Norwegen

"Norwegen" is German for Norway as far as I know, the name sounds like some invention of Varg Vikernes's for some black metal edgy project, trying to imitate the SS divisions of Nordland or Wiking.

>>79209393
Legion Norwegen was the legion of voluntary Norwegian soldiers in Waffen SS lol

tfw no cute bf ;-;

>>79209731
Are you the irish girl I messaged that goes on /mu/?
Todd >>> Rod ok?

>>79205553
>>79205522

Makes sense yeah I think.

Only girl from Voronezh I talked to told me she was a prostitute and it's okay, simply job for every russian woman)))

>>79208913
Orthodoxy is the one true way.

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I'm pissed, I think I should not try this hard anymore and lower my standards

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>>79210026

>>79209785
what?

>>79210144
I came back here after 12 months just last week and I already love you norgebro

>>79210026
kek, I got the nearly the same answer once

>what do you like to read

>russian classics and german romantics mostly, bla bla bla, you ?

>oh I don't read it's boring

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>>79210314
Keep in mind there are two of us

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>>79210314
>>79210356
>Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice

>>79210317
>russian classics
Really boring fucking hell

>>79210356
>>79210411

Wasn't there a third ?

What happened to Nordism ?

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>>79210453
nordism? idk who that is even and i have been browsing these threads since idk, 2013?

>>79210453
Nortism*

>>79210436
I like it senpai.

Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Gogol, Bulgakov, Lermontov...

You guys have the best literature in the world tbqh

>>79210490
I'd cop 2bh, those would be great at a party

>>79210436
Dostoyevsky isnt that bad desu

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>>79210411
Truly the best

>>79210519
>>79210528
It all seemed terribly boring and tedious to me in school.

I like sci-fi more: Stanislaw Lem and Arkady and Boris Strugatsky

>>79210826
didnt read any russian sci-fi but i ll do so next time i start my reading spree.

i really like murcan sci-fi though, philip k. dick, asimov etc.

>>79210826
What is your opinion on Metro? Russian girl that us Norgebros ran into told me it's shit and Russians hate it, but I found the first two books great

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Fucking end me already
I'm losing all my energy watching this abyssal emptiness

>>79210999
whats wrong really?

>>79210999
She doesn't wanna talk dude, don't bother

>>79210876
I like Strugatsky, setting of S.T.A.L.K.E.R game was made precisely according to their works

>>79210881
Sorry, did not read. But I know for sure that russians do not hate Metro novel.

>>79211116
Yeah, I want to read Roadside Picnic, it sounds interesting. It's pretty cool that both STALKER and Metro are inspired by it

The Metro books felt a bit like YA/easy reading but still great reads

>>79211116
>>79211155
roadside picnic is literally at top of my reading list. i really want to read it as well. just too busy irl lately.

>>79211155
>>79211219
One of my favorite novel by ABS:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetle_in_the_Anthill

>>79210999
Ah.. this girl visites my profile now and then, but I've never talked with her. Is she the average basic af girl?

>>79210999
she looks cute desu leave her alone :3

>>79211455
:3

>>79210999
don't bully cute irish girls ;-;

>>79210999
>Tfw I know she browses this thread

You just destroyed any chance you had kiddo.

>>79211582
I'm pretty sure everybody knows by now.

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>>79211516
I bully who I want
>>79211582
That was logical, I honestly don't care

>>79210999
Why don't you show from the start of the message? Seems like you said something stupid for her to respond like that.

>>79211718
A stupid meme about browsing /mu/ and this >>79209785

>>79210999
Shooo shooo nuovofrocio, don't bully tod

>>79211653

I-I saw her first!

>>79211826
kek I believe my first message to her was back when she had the other name and I asked whether she was a fan of puppies or a fan of being a puppy

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>>79211958
my favourite italian

Tod and Italianbro under a tree...

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>>79212970
>>79213044
Catholic marriage best marriage

>>79213411
> getting married in a church

BORING

>>79213450
I wanna get married at a strip club

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>>79213450
>>79213534

>getting married

no, ty.

Captcha, brak, literally meaning marriage in Serbian.

Like this can't be a coincidence google pls stop spying

>>79206151

You're the Brit or french anon?

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>be surgery anon
>give hopes to an anon in need
>end up never messaging him

>>79213763

M A X I L L I A
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Erik, write me on Fb the second you see this

Russian girls are cute but have personalities of potato.

>>79210026
story of my life
>>79210826
stop being a pleb

>>79215255
You are what you eat.

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>>79215493
I want to save all the pretty Russian girls from their shitty life in Russia and give them a farm they can live on.

Then I'll marry each one of them and have more own harem of boring potato women.

https://www.interpals.net/Hun-Philosopher

>Anyone seen this tumblrina? Her profile description is all bug spray.

Latvian messaging me about how great the British empire was, which one of you was this?

>>79215781
thats a fucking long profile holy shit.

what are you guys listening? here is mine atm;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7c24Ib_yo

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>tfw just realised I have no clue about how to talk lewd in Italian

>>79216785
$uicideboy$ here

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hmm

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>>79217048
>tfw i can lewd talk in english and turkish easily but choose not to because i transcendent this flesh body i live in and now work for nobler causes.

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>>79217167

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>women

>>79218323
hahahahaha thats cute. but really though, how did she managed to kill a cactus?

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>>79218472

>excessively cared for it

red flag tbqh

I think confidence matters more than looks for the average person. If I spent nearly as much time on interpals as I did crying about my face on here I would probably find a girl that would like me.

that being said theres no denying the bottom 10 percent of guys looks wise are fucked no girl is ever going to love an actual deformed guy. And for the top 10 percent of guys personality doesnt matter at all.

after a 6 week cycle of sertraline Im going to try and get a girlfriend on this site.

>>79218682
Find a South East Asian girl then, they give love easily.

>>79218562
ahh she watered it too much i guess? thats hot actually.

>twf no girl to excessively care for you so much that causes you to die

>>79218682
Good. Hope you get a friend here.

>>79218682
>girlfriend on this site
>girlfriend
>on a fucking website

>>79218787
It's possible. I had a wife, but I had to kill her

>>79218682
my fucking god you finally came to your senses.

>>79218765
Death by snusnu.

>>79218819

and can you still hear her complain ?

>>79218765
kek, we talked like 4-5 months ago for one night, philosophy and marvel movies mostly. She said she was impressed she found someone to discuss it here. I said well of course I'm, I'm trying to get you naked, impressing you is the easiest way. Talked a bit more, never messaged her the next day, and now 4-5 months later, she drops a message out of blue wanting to talk again.

>I can't fall asleep, one thing is really bothering me. I think if we ever meet, we won't have sex. And I'm not willing to send nudes to you anymore. I'm sorry! It'll be great if you are still interested in talking to me
you think she is shit testing me or found a chad?

>>79218996
maybe shes just a bit lonely

>>79219028
Definitely found a chad

>>79219036
Yeah probably.

Still said my goals didn't change.

>>79219028
>>79219394

And here my naivety is crushed again

>>79219405
you are a bit rude to women desu

What are French girls like? I love their accent

>>79219523
Not just to women.

tbqh, I love saying shocking stuff to people just to see them react.

>>79219666
satanic... not.

i am so devoid of emotions lately i feel like a robot.

>>79219660
Interested in Asian dick

>>79207363
I am a Lithuanian migrant that has been here for only 1.5 years. I don't think I am liable for this

>>79219987
Like every second girl on this site

>>79219987
Korean dick to be precise, if such a thing exists for Koreans...

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i never understood why girls like such dumb opening messages. I'm speed messaging right now, i'm just clicking profiles and sending fast messages based on what i see

>>79220638
how do you do this? I been messaging women but no response. trying different openings but I think im just ugly

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>>79220704
It's just based on what you write. Don't think to much about it
Do like me.

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>>79220704

i don't really know. I guess say shit that catches their attention?

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>>79220814

God dammit dad! stop stealing the QTs

>>79220638
No quips about muscular dystrophy or wheelchairs? :^)

why does she do this to poor pepe

https://www.interpals.net/greenlistener

>>79220990
1 sec asking her why she is doing that to pepe and leave it be.

Gotta script to get views and be so charming and interesting that I get mentally exhausted...but it's so worth it when you know that there's a pretty girl in Lithuania who thinks about you every night before she falls asleep.

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lmao

after the whole "i dont want to talk dirty" shit i figured it was about to drop off. but nope

>tfw only gay men and Africans message me

>>79205423
jebote ova ista Bojana?

http://imgur.com/a/LPQJn

>>79222790
>it's hard to believe sometimes
Kek she's right and doesn't even know it

>>79222790

how retarded can this girl possibly be? She still doesn't realize she's talking to a fake account?

>>79222790
christ anon, how do you do it?!

>>79222790
>http://imgur.com/a/LPQJn
It's never a good thing when a girl hides one nipple but shows the other, could be asymmetrical nipples she has.

>girl I first messaged a month ago now finally answers me today
kek what the fuck

>>79222790
Are these from Interpals or Tinder?

>>79222790
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

tfw no soft pretty qt bf

>>79224230
iktf :'^(

>>79224230
me 2 :(

>>79224230
>soft
>pretty
>qt
sounds like you want a gf m8

>>79224230
well I want to not be depressed when I look in the mirror but we cant all have what we want

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Good morning lads

>>79225323

Where are you from

>>79225323
>that construction
jesus christ what an eyesore

Fucking friends are useless and never there.
Fucking faggots online are unreliable as well.

Fuck people. Useless pricks. This is why you never help anyone. This is why you must be a selfish prick and only seek your own interests.

>>79225457

What about your surgeon?

>>79225547
Fuck you. I'm not even that anon.

>>79225457
All that negativity.

>>79225604
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>79225579

oops XD

>>79225457
wew lad

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>>79225374
I'm the Dutch guy who was in Taiwan for a layover yesterday.
>>79225424
People (construction workers?) actually live there, yesterday night they were playing cards there.

>>79225457
tell me something I dont know. the only person you can count on is yourself

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>>79225884
And sometimes you can't even trust yourself...

>>79225934
Trust no one, not even yourself.

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>>79225959

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>>79225934
>>79225959

>>79226003
>>79226023
trustmind

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No hymen no diamond edition

>keeps viewing my profile but not answering me
what the absolute fuck

>>79226102
RARE
Are you a qt?

>>79226134
Have you checked that you didn't block her age or country?

>>79226311
nah, I was talking with her for a few days and then she just stopped responding and started viewing my profile every so often. fucking boggles my mind

>>79205423
THICC

>>79226102
*ahem*
R A R E F L A G
A
R
E
F
L
A
G

>tfw no Russian gf

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>tfw girl wont talk to you because youre brown

>>79226929
I wouldn't either if I was her.

>tfw white but still no azn gf

>>79226929
would you rather be white and ugly (me)

or brown and not ugly (you)

Do I cancel the meeting with psychiatrist tomorrow seeing as I found a way to get drugs again?

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Today's count

>>79227087
but anon im ugly BECAUSE im brown.

>>79227175

No

Got a bit intoxicated last night lads

>>79227677

Story time

>>79227209
got 3 views today

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>>79227209
me

-1 viewer
0-massages

>>79228051

Post profile

>>79228051
Kill yourself

>>79228092
people dont actually post their profiles here right? that would be silly

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>>79228317
you go kys youre

>>79228092
>>79228357
post youre

>>79205613
They associate blonde with rich, they are not interested in the cock but in the wallet

if youre awake found a nice apartment going to view it and if its good in person going to buy it.

I got sidetracked and spent 3 days drinking and looking for drugs but I found someone to sell me MDMA tomorrow so its all good.

Should be on here telling everyone I love them

>>79228403

ok

/macchi30

i always forgot how many of you guys are medicated

>>79228565

Don't do drugs

>>79228629
>of course the chad would post theirs
dont expect uggos to post theirs because they will get ridiculed on this board.

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>>79228688

>calling me a chad

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At first I was like: why does no one walk here?
After being outside - early morning - for 2 hours I was like
Mind you, a few weeks back it was 35 C here, now 'only' 30

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>>79228717


>i suffer with 56 wievers

>>79228720

Enjoying your vacation?

>>79228755

View me so I can view you back!

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>>79227960
Nothing much to say really, went out to some bars and a club with some of the uni students. Had a good time desu
Pulled one of them though so that was nice

>>79229462

Was she a qt 3.14?

>>79229489
She was

>>79229608

Nice. Does the jap still message you?

>>79229615
The Jap? That's the Dutch guy not me

>>79229628
Oh shit, I didn't notice your flags were different. I'm barely awake

Where's my polish lad here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax70Mk7vq_I

>>79229978

Probably with polish QTs ;__;

what is this general about?

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>>79230362
1. learn about international culture
2. depression

>>79230050

I doubt that lad considering how every polish qt tends to go on all day about how much she dislikes polish guys

>>79228762
had intensive cuddling with qt last night, but she had to sleep at home to make the pretext she told to others seem believable. I'm meeting her for lunch in an hour and from then she'll be with me 24/7 for at least 4 days.
as for the city, in Asia i've only visited China (but many cities there), so far, except for the climate, i like it here better. Chinese cities are terribly boring, every block here is unique and the scale of it is pretty walkable too. Traffic is much better than i expected, everything drives slow and they will always be able to stop easily if you cross in front of them. In the Netherlands you have cyclists looking at their phones and rushing to school in droves, way more likely to hit you.
I'm leaving for Da Lat tomorrow with her, but later i have another 2 days here. And after lunch i will explore it a little more.

>>79225457
*Linkin Park plays in the background*

>>79205423
sauce?

Why is there suddenly a large influx of homosexual Arab men viewing my profile?

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Rate my bed for the night lads

>>79233059
It looks like the inside of a Russian train compartment

>>79233059
You traveling around china? I enjoyed traveling on trains in China, at least when I had a sleeper, being on a seat for 24 hours was pretty fucking horrible. Who is that you're traveling with?

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>>79233111
Close, it's a Chinese train compartment

>>79233125
Yep, heading down from Beijing to Xi'an now
Person is one of the friends I'm traveling with

>>79233166
You studying in China? I studied there too. We spent a few days in Xian too - it's a pretty dirty place, decent amount of crime too.

I got absolutely smashed at a club in Xian, started drinking with the club owner, he was also and he drove me back to my hotel (while smashed). Was a fun time. Almost bought some knuckle dusters from a guy on the street there too, interesting place. Try some of the street food (that goes for any city) - the muffin things, can't remember what they're called.

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>>79233222
Not studying just travelling around
Going to clubs here is great, I haven't paid for a drink since I arrived
Pic is a nice rooftop bar we went to

Another one of my friends was in Xi'an about a week ago and says it's pretty nice but I have heard pickpockets are common
I tried scorpion and shit like that in a market a few days ago, was kinda underwhelming but I feel like they'd be alright if you washed them down with a beer

>>79233451
Are any of the locals qt whatsoever?

>>79233523
If you walk down the street you'll be hard pressed to see any attractive people, my friend introduced me to some students from his uni and a few of them are qt

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>>79220638

>>79222114
>XD

Really?

>>79233451
>developed
If you try to stop someone from pickpocketing you they can just yell "he said chinese are scum" and the entire crowd will start beating you.

>>79221682
Me too fellow anglo

>>79235509
Well let's hope it doesn't come to that

Be my friend please

>>79236234
*sends friend request*

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>girl finally responds a month later
how do I respond to this? do I respond like normal? wait a month? not respond to her at all?

>>79236406
If you respond you're a bitch

>>79222790
Is she from MENA?

I just want a girlfriend, well we cant have everything we want.

>This user only accepts messages from users from North America, Australia/Oceania or South America. This user does not accept messages from United Arab Emirates, United States or South Africa.

btfo

IM SPESHUL BECOZ I DONT RAYCISM HOMOPHOBIA TRANFOBIA

>>79236406

Act like you forgot what you originally said, when she complains that you deleted her, then tell her to stop living in the past.

If she's cute, talk to her. If not then don't.

She's likely to flake again, so don't invest too much effort in her unless you get her whatsapp.

>>79239413
There's nothing special about any of them. Viewing 50+ profiles a day shows you thag all the girls watch the same tv shows, read the same books, and only have opinion that they were force fed by the media.

>>79239413
why be racist islamophobic homophobic skinphobic lgtbqqqqasdboqnmzxcphobic xhephobic genderphobic transphobic, when you could just be quiet?

>>79240009
because thats noiseophobic

>>79240124
lul

>>79233111
Russian trains have higher windows and a table iirc

You and me...
With our long hair on the gold wall...
After midnight we could feel it all...
I'll go anywhere you want me to...