1. Cunt 2. Age 3. Last time you sharted I'm 23 and literally

Diarrhea is the great equalizer.

>>79198040
Enjoy your newfound American citizenship

>>79198040
One of us, one of us!

>>79198040
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>>79198163
>wh*te bubble

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denmark
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about half an hour ago, smelled like death so I had to hold my breath the entire time to avoid throwing up

You're all memeing right? How can you shit yourself when you're older than 4 but younger than 80?

>>79198322
>doesn't shit his pants
Maybe reddit would be more your speed, pal.

Maybe /r9k/ would be more your speed, pal.

>>79198040
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i never were in usa

79198087
Do I get fries with that?

>>79198068
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>>79198200
Please answer my question.

>>79198322
Not everything is le funny ebin meme. Go back to r*ddit if you don't want to have a serious discussion.

>>79198040

About a week ago. I'm a fat fuck and have been trying to lose weight the past few months. I've not done anything special to change my shitty eating habits I've just cut down and started proper calorie control. I'm down 28 lbs now but I've started sharting pretty often, it's like my shit is liquid 50% of the time now.

>>79198432
Then no
I'm not a subhuman who can't control his sphincter
I take a solid shit every morning before I shower and that's it

i literally never sharted can't u tell when something might come out with ur fart??
thx though this gave me a good laugh

ca. one year ago, beautiful moments, total freedom

>>79199371
I was testing my own limits.