>ywn be Swiss or Norwegian Feels fucking bad to be quite

>ywn live in france and commute to geneve daily to save thousands of euros
>ywn spend a week watching indie documentaries at some film festival in switzerland
>ywn be identified as the closest living relative to Ötzi and eligible to claim royalties for all appearances in media
>ywn debate a frenchman over the superiority of the canton system from the comfort of your medieval-style home
>ywn feel a smug sense of superiority that your country still uses francs

>>79155758
Well, at least we're American.

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>>79155633

>mfw

it sucks here

>smug oilniggers

everytime

>>79155633
Norwegians are cucks, Swiss are the only sane 1st world country left in Europe.

>>79155633
The absolute state of Uk
Why are they so fucking poor??
Ireland is richer than them!

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>>79155633
>Nederland plastered over the richest part of the Netherlands, so that we seem poor
The eternal kraut strikes again

>>79155633
>be norway
>o nice i get 3000 euros/month working in a office¡¡ incredible¡¡¡
>pay 15 euros for a fucking beer
>pay 1200 for a 40 metres flat
>pay 40 euros to eat snownigger shit in a shitty restaurant
>pay 150 euros to buy basic things in a supermarket.

OH WAIT WHERE ARE MY 3000 EUROS??
>muhhhh oil

>>79157908
>be spain
>think 3000 euros/month is a lot
>¡can't type a proper exclamation point!
>continue to leech off countries that do function

>>79158212
>be netherland
>copy the paraguay flag
>be raped by spanish tercios 2 centuries
>nowadays be a shithole full of yihadists.

and its all

>>79158257
>be spain
>try banter
>call Holland a shithole full of 'yihadists'
>can't even fucking spell
>forgets his shitty country has had multiple jihadi attacks, and Holland 0

>>79155633
proof Catalonia is Swiss tier

>>79157876
;_;

>>79155633
>East Germany
The wonders of communism

>>79155633
I fucking hate east Germany... Unification should have never happened. They are pulling us down so much, it's disgusting. Fuck the Solidaritätszuschlag

>>79155633
Why is eastern ukraine richer?

>>79157822
Opinions on the EU have been traditionally low here for good reason.

>>79158443
lol. how?

>>79161934
I was being sarcastic

>>79161893
ohne die Russen wäre Ostdeutschland der reichere Teil

t. Bayer

>>79155633
>finnmark beats most of europe
H O W
its just a bunch of drunk reindeerfuckers

>>79161893
>I fucking hate east Germany
Lieber ein armer Osten voll anständiger Menschen als NRW.

t. Auch Bayer

>>79162138
You pay less tax if you live in Finnmark