http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-7-finds-4ft-sword-11106508
Brtain, you there? You wanna talk about this at all? I thought you guys moved past swords distributed via bodies of water as no longer acceptable systems of administrative and executive personnel selection
>>79155146
>In ancient times, a boy was given a sword to fight off the anglo-saxon invaders.
>He lost.
>In modern times, a girl was given a sword to fight off the muslim invaders.
Will history repeat itself?
>>79155197
But Britain's future has already been decided.
its long and brown like the cock she'll receive later
>>79155146
I'm not a fan of the Monarchy, but she has to obtain a honorary title at least.
Marketing stunt.