>met a QT Quebecois girl on WoW 5 years ago
>look her up on Facebook today
>she's fat and single with pictures of her cats
>met a girl on CoD 5 years ago
>we played together a bit
>found out she goes to the same school as me
>she turned out to be reasonably attractive
>tfw she was my first gf
>meet a QT girl on runescape
>pay 50k gp for her to follow me afk
>find out its a guy
>he offers to trim my armor to make up for it
>logs out
>quebecois girl
>>79154389
>meet """QT""" Quebecois girl
>get tinnitus as to hearing the worst language know to man