>yes I am Italian, and no I don't know how to make a

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>yes I am Italian, and no I don't know how to make a pizza, I don't have relatives in the mafia, no I don't leave the gun to take the cannoli, no I don't say "I'm walking here", I don't do that stereotypical gesture while talking, no I don't talk like badipi boopi, no I don't have a moustache, my name's not mario or luigi, no my cousin is not named vinny or vito, no my grandma doesn't force me to eat, no I don't like wine and I don't dance to tarantella, no I don't smoke, no I don't put meatballs on pasta, no I'm not always happy, no I don't drive a vespa, no I don't say mamma mia with that retarded supermario intonation, yes I can speak English, no I'm not a manlet, I don't say "ciao bella" and finally no, I'm not le latin lover meme.