>hiking near the french border >some smelly villagers see

>>79142825
Oh, don't worry, it's not against you as a Germ
It's just a usual custom
We always surrender immediatly when we see someone we don't recognize

I even surrendered to my mom once because I was drunk
lol good times!

>visiting family in england
>everybody ducks for cover when i unzip my backpack
fuck you guys it's just a meme

>>79142825
Did you start stamping your hiking boots and demanding they turn over Lothringen?

>>79142825
When they knew you were german they would have probably waved the white flag as a joke. Always remember that not all people are buttmad about the war

>>79142825
Do you have "german" written on your face you dumb, red faced, fat kraut?

>>79146967
>french aren't rude and ar-

>>79147152
Salaam brother

>>79142825
Must've been your turkics facial features good lad

>>79147302
I lived in fr*nce for a year and no one waved a white flag at me
life isn't fair :(

>eating some lasagna in garden with family
>Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B passes by
>probably some sort of show
>check email, merkel tells me we got annexed
>now i have german welfare
>actually double of what i earned before

>>79147702
Maybe you're too turkish and people mistook you for some kind of insect

>>79148710
I am 1.5 times bigger and bulkier than the average effeminate french "man" so I don't think so you bbc loving cuck

>>79142825
how is Alsace still french ?

>>79149009
You must've have mistook french cities with some mole holes surrounding your country
I guess you're at least 1.78m for 75kg, big boy

>>79146967
>he doesn't know we sing German marching songs when hiking