>mom won't drive me to get chicken nuggies
Fuck I wish America had public transportation
hah!
>get really fat
>acquire burger scooter
>can drive to food land any time
>>79141595
>tfw not fat enough to eat for free
>Fuck I wish America had public transportation
Land of the free
once you're 200lbs. you're entitled to a burger scooter
it's in one of the amendments
>>79141595
>use it on the highway
>get trucked
>>79141933
you'd make a good obesity lawyer
>>79141286
underage b&
>>79141286
mom got me some on the way home feels good
>>79141286
>mom won't drive me to get chicken nuggies
>nuggies
>not tendies
>>79141984
th-thanks burgerman
>>79141988
I'm 26
>>79141978
getting trucked is a good thing in burgerland