>go to Lidl >buy some genuine american food on american

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>he didn't wash his burger down with a delicious budweiser
Commies should be gassed

>>79137617
Bud Light you mean?
If you buy Budweiser in Poland you get the Czech kind, not American piss "beer"

>>79137617
>be american tourist drinking czech bud
>pass out

>>79137651
In my I have also Budweiser from CZ but it's fucking cheap, so I'm afraid of the quality.

what are americanos

>>79137845
fat retards

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i believe for eating while watching TV americans prefer a good old snack box

>>79137532
Shart yourself for the full merrikan experience

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>go to lidl
>fill a shopping cart with 30€

>>79137768
It's not bad

>>79138314
t. Mohammed Mamadou

>>79138444
Mamadou don't go to lidl where I live, it's white trash territory

t. shopping expert

>>79137532
meh, you're glamorizing the US way too much, a half galñlon of off brand cola and a pillow sized bag of store brand cheetos should be enough to give you the authentic experience. Also on the tv schedule, add a sopa opera, some Jerry Springer and a black sitcom and a couple of hours traight of QVC to simulate the experience of you've already watched all history channel programming 5 times over and do indulge on guilty pleasures when it comes to tv shows.

Did you have an old 12 gauge shotgun leaning against a corner behind you?

>>79139444
americans love boasting about their guns. but the only people who use them are hispanics and niggers

>>79137532
You need to gain like 100kg weight for the full experience.

>>79138314
>french
>buy in lidl

Don't be a cuck, shop in Auchan, Carrefour or InterMarche. Don't support the German menace.

>>79137617
butt water...

>>79139804
It's cheaper at lidl
>tfw a collaborator because poor

>>79138552
>white trash territory
Kek, it's filled with MENA flotsam/jetsam in my town.
I still go there because it's cheap and has the goods I want for the lowest price. I also buy from other chains.

>>79137532
Did someone shoot you during that evening?
If not, then it's not a realistic situation

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>>79140176
>1€ frozen pizzas
>0,45€ energy drink cans
>2 liters Coke bottle for the same price as 1,5 bottles anywhere else
>cashiers scanning your groceries at blitzkrieg speed because they're like 3 employees in there

>>79140739
Pepsi Max for 0,60€/litre, cheapest anywhere
cheap salami
cheap xylitol chewing gum
cheap sliced white bread that doesn't go bad, ever (it might dry up a bit)

Veggies aren't any cheaper, tho. I pick up the occasional bell pepper or cucumber, but I never go looking for them in Lidl.

The baked goods are ok.

>>79141212
>Veggies aren't any cheaper, tho

rly finland? here lidl got the cheapest veggies of all places.
a watermelon for 0,49€/kg - no one beats that

>>79138314

Maybe 10 years ago...
With 30 bucks you're lucky to get a medium sized box worth of stuff.
Still, at other places with 30 bucks you're lucky to get half a bag, so there's that.

>>79141550
Veggies are a lot cheaper at open markets, at least here in /it/

>>79141550
bananas are about 1€/kg that's only i remember
t. other

>>79143378
and tomatoes 2,5€/kg it's pretty much the same as in other market. lidl used to a lot cheaper now a days it's pretty much the same as other chains

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>>79137768
>>79138410
>It's not bad
It's very good infact
American Budweiser =/= Czech Original Budweiser
Fun fact: You cannot buy American Budweiser in Europe, because after the fall of the iron curtain American Budweiser was afraid of being sued by Budweiser, so they made a (rather bad) deal with Original Budweiser: US Budweiser won't be sold in Europe and Original Budweiser won't be exported to the US. Too bad the Czech agreed, yuge mistake, everyone say so

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>>79137532
>MCENNEDY
america btfo

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>>79143281
>>79143378
that actually surprises me- here in germany (or at least in berlin) lidl sometimes got ridiculously cheap veggies while open markets are usually local, often organic and always pretty expensive compared to discounters.
they even won some award for the quality of their veggies (only discounters in the competition tho)

>>79143688

Well, in open markets usually I can get most produce for 0.5 to 1€/kg.
In supermarkets you seldom find anything below 1.5, and usually it's 2 or more.

That said I almost never go to open markets because I don't have time. I mean I COULD go on saturday but I really can't be arsed.

>>79137532
You need to down that with either a 6 pack or an entire 2L bottle of Pepsi. You also need to own a handgun, and either a pick-up truck or a full-sized SUV.

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>>79137691
>be american tourist drinking czech bud
>>pass out
They have the same 5% abv.

>>79144057
Yours is in those teeny tiny 330ml cans.

>>79144057
>They have the same 5% abv.
True, but 5% are unusual for Czech beers, more common are 4% - perfect abv. for beers imo

>>79143844

>tfw no pickup truck

My uncles has a 1991 Isuzu Campo, I fucking loved driving it.
It's slow as fuck and it's noisier than a full blown lorry, but I love it.
The clutch has like 2 inches of stroke, but you still have no problem whatsoever starting.
Also with low range and 4x4 engaged I drove it up a dirt track on a 70% incline with 1 metric ton of water in the back (a full 1000l tank) and it climbed it hardly breaking a sweat.
It feels literally unstoppable.

>I want that truck.

>>79139536
>americans love boasting about their guns. but the only people who use them are hispanics and niggers
You may be fucking retarded

>>79143578
Bullshit, I can buy American Budweiser in Norway.

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>>79137532
mmmmmh, delicious murrican maple sirup

>>79138855
Nobody actually watches television in the US anymore - that's the great irony

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>>79144451
why though? you have some great quality channels, like TLC (the learning channel)

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>>79144408

This triggers the leaf.

>>79144408
Kek wtf
It even says "Original Canadian maple sirup".

>>79143795
now i am jealous. when cooking for family/ friends i prefer to get good veggies from the market (mostly older cultures) and sometimes pay up to 2-3€ for 1kg of potatoes. in a discounter (in season) i can get 10kg for 2€..
if i was in your place i would visit the market as often as possible. you have no idea what a treasure you got there.

>>79137617
people who still drink pisswater when there's like 200 varieties of different beer available at every grocery store because they think it makes them more "murrican" should be fucking shot

>>79144512
Cable is expensive, has too many ads, and you can find everything worth watching on Netflix or Hulu.

Seriously bruh, $50/month for 120 channels, most of which are crap. For a decent selection, you're looking at close to $80-90/mo and all the interesting shit like HBO is premium anyway (so $100/mo in total if you want something passable).

See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsJ9VSQvbE

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>>79140739
You forgot
>Cheap 1liter 15° bottle of red Italian""""""wine"""""" to get wrecked ASAP for only 2.50 euros
>6 burgers for like 3 or 4€
>/fit/ Spanish looking security guy following you around if you spend too much time in the alcohol section

>>79144669
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>>79144562

Well, you seem to think the market's produce is much better than the supermarket's... it isn't really desu.

The difference is marginal, unless you go spend a crapton of money like you say.

>>79144395
Norway is not in the EU

>>79144762
eat a dick

>>79144762
I don't understand this meme, are you actually upset that people don't drink subpar beer anymore because you can't make le epic America bear maymays about it? Get a life, autist

>>79137691
>be American studying abroad in Paris for the summer
>find fucking 18.6% abv beer in Franprix
>get shitfaced on the worst beer I've ever tasted with my friends by the Seine and have a bunch of cool frogs teach me to swear in French
C'etait une bonne soirée, et j'ai appris la différence entre de "neque-toi" et "baise-toi"

>>79144915
you clearly haven't visited /int/ long enough.
muh microbrews was a reaction to riley ricka's shitposting

I wonder what happened to that fucking faggot.
He was a proper autist If I ever saw one.

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>>79144763
on most markets i can choose between lots of different kinds of potatoes (to stick with that example). in a supermarket i can choose between 3 or 4. in a discounter i got no choice at all..
and yes i tend to spend way too much money on food. life is only worth living until you stop enjoying good food anymore.

>>79144935
Nique toi and baise toi?

You can't just traduct fuck you and fuck me in French literally, it doesn't work.

Try "va-te faire foutre" for "fuck you" instead for example.

>>79145052
Why are american houses so much cheaper anyway?

>>79145219
Cause some dumb hurricane come and fuck everything up every two months.

>>79145171
Ouais? It was explained to me that nequer was for an english equivalent of "fuck you," just something shouted as an expletive at somebody, and baiser was usually reserved for literally having sex with somebody (Comme "j'ai baisé ta mère").
Would "va-te faire foutre" essentially mean "go get fucked" or something along those lines?

>>79145219
combination of cheap land, material quality of a cardboard box and the location.
I think the location plays the biggest part here. keep in mind that because of US urban sprawl the distances are fuckhueg. So a house 40 kilometres from the nearest grocery store and 100 kilometres from any urban centre will be cheap anywhere on the planet.

This thread is unironically making me hungry for cheap, shitty American food. I can go to the gas station and get a 44 oz (1.3L in Commie units) cup of coke for $0.69, but I don't know how that compares.
>>79138172
I'm curious about how it tastes but that's like 5 minutes worth of food max. If they want to sell a more authentic American experience then give my fat ass American portions too.

>>79145219
plenty of land
wood is cheap
wood goes up fast so lower labor costs in building

>>79145341
Your distances are so wrong it's comical.

>>79145426
>450g of food
>5 minitues worth of food max

either you don't know the metric system or the murica memes are real

>>79145336

Yeah va-te faire foutre is the most closest form I can find for "go fuck yourself"
also "niquer" ( for example "je nique ta mère" (I fuck your mom) )and baiser ( je te baise, pd (I fuck you, fag))essentially mean the same thing, niquer just add more impact.

>>79145547
The grocery store would never be that far but there are legitimately many, many people who live that far from real towns. Not including a strip mall with an Applebee's, a Zaxby's, some Chinese place, and a gas station as a legitimate town, of course.

>>79145624
Je comprends maintenant, merci froganon

>>79137532
>is this how it feels to be american?

No.

Having all of your needs fulfilled that you have to invent a struggle just to have something to spend your time and energy on (after work) is how it feels to be american.

>>79145219
more land and cheaper building materials. It all depends on where you live, though. Northern Virginia is expensive as fuck because rich people move there to work in DC, it's pretty much Western European in terms of housing prices at this point.

>>79145565
Google says that's about a pound, so I guess that's a lot. In my defence, the box art makes it look miniature.

Meme answer:
NIGGA I EAT TWICE THAT SHIT FO BREKFAST FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT

>>79145769
Btw Va te faire enculer (go now dear gentlemen and practice some anal activity with the first AIDS carrier you can find and play with him as a bottom ) work too.