I'm going to be deported in 1 year, AMA ( also any mexibros

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>>79136956
>>I'm going to be deported in 1 year, AMA

>>79136956
kys we dont want you here

>>79136956

it is basically the same shit but in spanish, well it depends.........
which state are u gona move to?

>>79136956
That's what you get for not impregnating a qt american girl.

>>79137017
pls we are hermanos,

>>79137023
i dunno i don't know anyone there anyways
i think when you get deported they just throw you at the nearest border city, so probably Reynosa?
do you have suggestions?

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>>79137164
Fuck! Life would be so much easier if I were Chad.

I'm seriously scared, what happens to autismo hypochondriac twinks in Mexico??? Pls say good things.

>>79137184

well if you get deported to reynosa you better try to get da fuck out of that shithole, move to another city like Querétaro or Merida those are the safests citys on Mexico

>>79136956
Life is shit here; life is shit everywhere, really, but it is even shittier here. Welcome.

>>79136956
I look forward to deporting you

Come to Canada, Trudeau wont deport you and you will get free money

>>79137355
play KOF and that sombrero mario

mexican gamers or weebs seem fine at least, as far as ive seen

>>79136956
>I'm going to be deported in 1 year
How do you know that?

>>79137359
What kind of jobs do those places have?
I can't do manual labor because I'm very skinny and weak.

>>79137438
W-what makes it shitty?

>>79137506
I was honestly thinking about this, but it's only a matter of time before you guys elect your own racist. White people don't give a shit about minorities, I've learned that now.

>>79137626
How did you know about my obsesion with KOF???

>>79136956
I heard if you just stick to the south you'll be alright

do you have a car? if so what is it?

>>79136956
How can they deport you if you're American?

>>79136956
It will be boring and filled with insipid people. Do you speak Spanish?

Z A C A T E C A S

>>79136956
You can't live here
Go somewhere else

>>79136956
Pretty sure you can get into military and them claim citizenship.

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Cant be deported im citizen.
(Jk would be totally cool if they pay for the plane ticket)
t. Shitskin

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>>79137975
They deport their veterans
And since the veterans they deported served in a foreign army they lose rights here as well

>>79136956
you have a year to marry a mexican girl so don't waste it or beheading is coming for you

>>79137975
https://www.uscis.gov/news/fact-sheets/naturalization-through-military-service-fact-sheet

You must deserve your citizenship. Get into the army and prove you deserve it.

>>79137355
>what happens to autismo hypochondriac twinks in Mexico

You have to join a cartel

>>79137888
there's so much border patrol down there
it's really scary

>>79137914
03 crown victoria

>>79137930
i-im not

>>79137949
un poquito nomas con acento gringo

>>79137960
no one else will take me

>>79137860
>W-what makes it shitty?
- Bad paying jobs
- Wagecucks
- Insecurity
- Nepotism
- Corruption
- Dumb people everywhere (imagine being surrounded by rednecks 80% of the time)

>>79138017
No, they don't deport their veterans if they simple fill the application.

>>79137930
All those raft Africans are Italian too, right?

>Girlfriends father got deported and lives in Mexico City
>One day I'll probably have to visit him
What am I in for

>>79138089
wrong person then, good luck with the narcos lad

>>79138109
Brown red necks
>>79138089
Don't care go to Guatemala or some shit

>>79136956
get fucked faggot

>>79138149
How does your girlfriend feel about that? Are you both Republican?

>>79138149
Pollution and traffic

You guys are falling for a troll, nothing is happening yet, congress has to work it out now and come up with a compromise.

>>79138089
>un poquito nomas con acento gringo
sad

>>79138149
Depends on what part of the city you are going. It's huge, and it can be incredibly different depending on that.

>>79137975
>>79138048
>>79138131
no there's plenty of vets who already got deported
recruiters lie all the time about citizenship

>>79138078
i don't wanna be a criminal

>>79138171
why do you hate me?
you don't even know me :(

>>79138134
that's because niggers didn't inhabit originally these lands, while mexicans are descendants of native americans and you nigger gringos should go back to whatever poor shithole your nigger migrant family came from and let American for true Americans, you fucking bitch s

>>79138089
you are American

>>79138199
Not too comfortable with it, her father has warned her multiple times not to come out of fear of her getting her head shaved and kidnapped or something.

>>79138270
He works at a factory making shit money so probably not the best part of town.

>>79138218
sessions announced there will be no more renewals you fucking cumskin piece of shit
i hope North Korea bombs this shitty country as soon as I leave

>>79138313
t. Ngumbo Mopumbe

>>79138310
They got deported because they did not fill the application of naturalization via military.
No matter if you served, you must ask for the citizenship in order to make it count.

>>79138374
Do you expect us to believe that you are a DACA recipient?

>>79138335
I'm asking how she feels about the fact that her dad got deported not about visiting Mexico City. Also, why the hell would she get her head shaved?

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>>79136956
smell yuh later paco

>>79136956
Just for the sake of any Chicano actually reading this with real concerns you'll be fine. No, you can't expect a soft landing and your living standard is likely to take a huge hit, but in Mexico you CAN work and make a living.

Understand the real red flag here is Mexicans do love their country so talking shit about Mexico while exalting the US is the one thing that will get you in trouble for sure, that aside you should be fine.

>>79138438
She saw her father get dragged away and hasn't seen him since she was a child, not very good my dude.

And I have no clue, I'm going off what she said her father told her.

>>79137506
Fuck off we are full only yellows welcome.

>>79138374
I am Hispanic, I just don't give a fuck about illegals.
It is up to congress now, NOT Trump, NOT Sessions.

>>79138515
What kind of Hispanic?

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>americans want to deport this

are they fucking gay?

>>79138577
Family came from Spain a long time ago, bought a ranch that spanned both sides of the Rio Grande before Texas was a state. So we have always been here.

>>79138511
retarded weeb

>>79138496
>so talking shit about Mexico while exalting the US is the one thing that will get you in trouble for sure
This. Even self-haters will tell you to fuck off.

>>79138419
You have no idea of how hard it is to ask for citizenship since 1996. It is estimated that more than half of the illegal immigrants would already be citizens with the previous law if IIRIRA was vetoed. And the worst part is that it actually had the opposite effect it wanted (they got double the illegals in 10 years in contrast with the amnesty granted by Reagan, which barely had any impact) as more people decided to simply stay inside the US than to go back and forth between countries as it became too risky, not to mention that it also became almost impossible to get the citizenship even after decades of having lived inside the US, so the illegals simply accumulated.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_Immigration_Reform_and_Immigrant_Responsibility_Act_of_1996

>>79138654
When will Spaniards be grouped with the rest of whites instead of us?

>>79138313
You guy were basically the Mexicans of Europe

>>79138609
Black is popular now

>>79138704
I am not talking about asking for citizenship. I am talking about deserve it.
https://www.uscis.gov/military/citizenship-military-personnel-family-members/citizenship-military-members

Fuck free loaders.

>>79137860
Non White's are subhumans who have banked on the white man's gentle, kind, and forgiving nature for too long

>>79138751
Too many Americans think Mexico and Spain are the same country

>>79138313
Probably a Mexican Living in Italy

>>79138852
Literally nobody thinks this

So is your whole family illegal or something? Why not hide at a relatives home?

>>79138751
STFU fag

>>79138846
You too Cleetus go fuck yourself

>>79138825
I think a great number of DACA recipients are already in the military service. They can't ask for citizenship, but with the program they could at least work. The Dream act, which is different from DACA, and was never passed, had the intention to make a path into citizenship

They can't ask for citizenship. even if they serve in the military.

>>79136956
Chinga tu madre puto pendejo

>>79138966
MY name is Charles

>>79138916
I guess I know dumber people than you do, it has happened.
I have given up trying to tell people my family has Spanish heritage, I just say my family came from Mexico.

>>79137184
No somos hermanos ni nada. Cada quien a luchar por si mismo

>>79139002
What's up, Chuck?

>>79138966
El mestizo senores

>>79139015
Do you live in the deep south or something?

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>>79136956
ICE ICE BABY

>>79139099
Midwest

>>79138966
>sucking Spanish cock
At least you could be a cuck for actual superior people, instead of the dregs of Europe. Anyway, move to South America, fag.

>>79138825
>free loaders
But my monkey friend immigrants from latin america work much of the first sector, construction, etc jobs in this nation and pay taxes. How exactly would being a welfare queen military homosexual be more beneficial to society or deem them more deserving of US citizenship?

>>79139002
Well, fuck you Charles

>>79139073
t. mongrel

>>79139015
Stop

>>79139165
Are you the butthurt SJW brownlet?

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>>79136956
CHIs on suicide watch

>>79139183
>risk your life defending the country is worst than just jump the fence border and steal a job.

That's why Americans want deport you.

>>79136956
Depends...

Age
degree (or school level)?
how much money have you saved up (you should save up because it might take a while for you to get a job)
can you speak spanish?

As anon >>79137023 said, same shit but in spanish, you'll less of money on most shitty jobs american teens like to get (it's like increasing the difficulty in any game). IE, McDonalds would pay you around 20~25 pesos/hour that's 1.1206~1.40075 usd.

The key to earn enough gold coins here is to have some decent level of education. You could use your kinda-native english to your advantage, so any telemarketing job would probably hire you quite easily while you look for better options.

Best cities to live might not have the best available jobs, if you want to survive you should go to the big cities (Monterrey, Mexico, Guadalajara), they have a wide variety of job opportunities but are also more expensive to live in (transportation and housing mostly).

Avoid states like Tamaulipas, Sinaloa, Oaxaca, Guerrero, Chihuahua while you get to know the country, those have some narco hot spots that might be dangerous from time to time. While there, travel only during the day, those punks like to rob travelers on the highways.

>>79138109 This anon has it right but I still think you can enjoy your life here, some of those issues are annoying yeah, but life is usually way cheaper here than in the US.

>>79139256
No. Are you the we wuzzing Criollo?

>>79138894
stfu kansas fajet

>>79139323
>defending
Taking pictures of you and your friends in pink panties for Israel isn't defending.

>>79138609
I hope they do, i want to impregnate a chicana.

>>79139214
Story time
I was at work one day, a guy I worked with said he was going to help some Spanish people change a truck tire. I look out and it see it was a Mexican family I know from the farm. After he comes back in I say they were Mexican and not Spanish. He said "They speak Spanish", I say tell him we speak English and asked him if that means we are English.
He looks confused for a few seconds, they he says "My grandpa was..."

>>79139402
Why? Literally what's the fucking difference?

>>79139392
Insure dominance over any other country on earth is.

>>79139323
You delusional monkey, how is fighting in yankee imperialist wars defending any country besides Israel?

>>79139366
I'm coming to Italy to give polenta women the BKC (big Kansan cock) and you can't stop me

>>79139429
CHI's are hotter desu

>>79138654
Oh so you are not a chicano, what the fuck are you doing in this thread?

>>79138776
on a more serious note, can I immigrate to Canada? seems like a cool place to live in

>>79139449
Do you think America would be rich if they did not subjugate other nations?

>>79139416
The Amish call others English

>>79139479
Everybody herein the USA thinks I'm Mexican, good enough?

>>79139449
>t. Ivan vladimir

>>79139533
Do you think I care for the jewnited states wealth?
You sure seem to be enjoying uncle sams dick down your throat

>>79139073
Go to spain and enjoy the crisis if you love them so much.

>>79139537
I don't this this guy was Amish

>>79139341
Not how I'd choose to describe myself but yeah

>>79139557
No, shoo.

>>79139533
America was wealthy before becoming a global power.

>>79139638
Also the wealth obtained from all these wars doesn't even go to the people. It goes to the 1% and the corporations they own.

>>79139631
But I still own a house in Mexico, see you soon.

>>79139603
Yeah, I'm no less Mexican than you and I don't have to go on some fucking LARPing trip to assure myself

>>79139557
No, thats your own fault for not telling them that you aren't. Out.

>>79139696
The government allowed your family to keep your properties here?

>>79139762
t. roleplayer

>>79138609

The law cares not for your appearance.

>>79139904
you have 2 go back

>>79139870
The land on the other side of the river was "stolen", not sure how. grandpa said something about Pancho Villa, but that sounded like bullshit lies to me
The house is in Puerto Vallarta

>>79139748
When i see the pic of somalians and the title: the new germans on a magazine cover i think on white mexicans trying to be mexicans on a land that no one wants them, you can't claim being mexican without feeling shame but brown mexicans are extremely proud.

pretty sure this guy is from central or
south america

>is getting deported to mexico because he's a wetback
>""""doesn't""""" know anyone in mexico

sounds pretty fishy to me

>>79139971
Shut the fuck up, you dumb cunt, what are you even arguing right now. Not that anon and not white either in case you are wondering.

>>79140031
Aren't Central and South Americans basically Mexicans? Why the hate?

>>79139956
>>79139971
Yeah, sure, you're "trolling" me with your LARPing, not demeaning yourselves promoting "ironic" racism

>>79139533
This, bro, but dont waste your time, the only way to make them suffer is by being very rich and impregnating 10 of your natives for every pale girl you impregnate.

>>79139392
I was on your side until you desecrated the good name of israel.

>>79139638
No, you where a bunch of dirty and uneducated peasants before WWI.

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>>79140033
> I'm not white

>>79140120
so i'm right

fuck off to guatemala or whatever hellhole you come from

>>79140221
You sound so very much like a kike desu

>>79140033
>>79140127
Did I touch a nerve?
You know it's true, you are on a cultural limbo, you hate everything related to Mexico because it remind you that Mexico is seen as a nation of brown people, and that's amazing for brown Mexicans.

>>79140303
Learn your history m8.
WWI turn you into a super power. WWII only consolidate the next century as an American century.

>>79140033
>>79140127
>>>/spain/

>>79140293
For many Americans, Mexicos northern border is Texas and the southern border is Brazil

>>79140139
What the fuck does this even mean

>>79140489
i don't care. you have to go back to your OWN country

>>79140539
I am, not OP, I'm the dude that owns a winter home in your country

>>79140446
>You know it's true
>you are on a cultural limbo
>you hate everything related to Mexico

No you stupid cunt, fuck you are dumb. I am brown and I don't give a fuck, but the "hurr durr, you are white you are not Mexican" mentality is pathetic as fuck.

>>79140448
Bro, let it go, everybody knows they are on a stolen land that our president "sold" for a few moneys, (with a gun pointing at his head) .
Just let it go, it's just useless.

>>79140446
oh yeah, cultural limbo, it isn't like I can turn on the tv and watch people like me. Seriously man, you're the one denying your own heritage, not me, I love indigenous Mexico.

>>79140632
>it's a cuck episode again
So when are you getting BLEACHED huh?

>>79136956
hahahh get fucked spic. don't ever come back

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>>79140448
>>79140221

>>79140686
Honestly, you need to take some meds.
Why the sudden influx of dumb fuck Mexicans on /int/ though? The previous years there were only one or two.

>>79140686
>cuck
>>>/pol/

>>79140684
>I can turn on the tv and watch people like me
>Mexican tv is notorious for being white washed and not representative of the country's population
Hmmmmm

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>>79140823
>mfw the df faggot is right

>>79140776
Most Mexicans on /int/ and outside of it are still like you, get over your persecution complex.

>>79140969
Still like what?
The amount of assumptions you are making is honestly amazing.

>>79140776
Does the truth bother you, white Mexicans are despised on a brown land.

>>79140763
>GDP per capita
Kek

Get some real source.
http://www.nber.org/digest/jan05/w10580.html

Without WWI, your country would stayed an agrarian country for way longer.

>>79141042
lol at this point it's obvious you are baiting, here is your (You)

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>>79141083
lol. The U.S. was industrialized before WWI and the agricultural sector was already a small part.