1. Your country 2. How many French people could beat in a fight?

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Vive la France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqdxBh4ZUeM

>>79099158
all of france in 18 minutes

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>>79099158
black or whites?

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-1

I beat up 5 Algerians before if that counts

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>>79099158
All of them

>>79099158
French colony(Guillaume le Conquérant)
>>79099225
French colony(Charlemagne)
>>79099321
Colony of a French colony and liberated by France

>>79099225
this but in 15 minutes

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>>79099426

>>79099426
>Charlemagne
Yet another Germanic who conquered France

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>>79099158
Je crois deux ou trois pêh

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>>79099454

Nice try, rape baby

1 cute french boy to fuck with him and sleep in shifts

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>>79099498
>>79099225
>>79099402

>>79099618
napoleon era france was on steroids.

wellington is still the better general though.

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>>79099454
Wow, I made this many years ago, got a minor ban for posting it, never bothered to post it again, and forgot it existed for years. This is an odd feeling tbqh. I used to have a bunch of them from when /anglo/ and /fveys/ were a thing.

Probably about 5 then take their women

>>79099618
>France manages sometimes to defeat one or two tiny German states
Brave France

>>79099158
>french
>fighting

hahaha top kek

>>79099709
I've been banned for it too, I don't care if I get banned Janny man can do what he wants and I can finally go outside and see sunlight

>>79099725
>Allying with HRE
NEVER AGAIN

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This is Vercingetorix, a proto-French, in his natural enviroment

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>>79099426
>>79099541
>>79099618
>>79099725
why are the french soooo fucking bad at taking banter

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>>79099158
I'm a lover not a fighter.

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>>79099891
This is a German city, these are French soliders patroling their newly acquired land

>>79099982
You were lucky Brits and Americans won the war for you

>>79099930
It's just one poster, you know

>>79100022
you were lucky anglos didn't let us fuck your shit up after WWI

>>79099780
We always defeated you

>>79099715
Oh, trust me, you don't want to

>>79100022
It was the least they could do since Britain and France also won the American revolution for them.

>>79099158
Yeah, but you're Chinese and probably know kung-fu.

>>79100044
Yes, don't worry. I still doubt it that it's just one person who defends muh frans in all these threads where anything remotely negative about france is mentioned

>>79100110
I know.
You guys can't fight, but boy do you like to act high and mighty when your allies win the war for you.

As usual the Entire Europe is teaming against us

Truely a bunch of pathetic subhumans, no wonder that rapefugees are taking over your countries

>>79100202
It's ok France I like you.

>>79100175
I take the bait, sometimes

I just like historical truth

For example, this kraut >>79100192 embarrasses me if he's serious

>>79100202
>rapefugees are taking over your countries

Well come on.
You're flooded with niggers.

>>79100254
>>79100268
>Greece

I mean come on, WHO can stop us, now, if we've Greece with us?

I AM A GREEK

>>79100202
>no wonder that rapefugees are taking over your countries

t. 7 millions of muslims cunt. kek

>>79100268
They're toilet cleaners and maids

Meanwhile, they're president in America and Capital Mayor in Britain

>>79099158
*activate my suicide vest during the fight*

What now Chang?

>>79100266
I am just meming. You know we like you frogs, dont you?

>>79100310
I retract my statement.
Hope Makelele becomes your next president. You deserve it.

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>>79100310
Ceci, je suis grec aussi

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Oops, sorry Frogs.

>>79099158
I would let the French beat me up for being a peasant

>>79100368
Why?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg3bH2_UzyM

>>79099454
Hot

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>>79099158
I'll bribe French people somehow

>>79099158
t. skinny fat behind his keyboard


French Canadians have more attractive faces and larger dicks.

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And you won't get pass me.

Op est une tarlette.

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>>79103378
>>79103639
>>79103710
>tfw Quebecers try to be intimidating
Go on and speak your fag language while you act tough

>>79103803
>anglo saying we sound like fags

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>>79103864
le wee wee

>>79103803
>mvq

>>79099158
dunno, like 3 - 5
depends on the situation tbqh

>>79104090
The sound "Oui" also exists in English

Plus there is nothing wrong with having nasal sounds

>>79103803
>>79104090
>I speak a 'though guy' germanic rape baby language, that makes me though.

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>>79104477
le QUI le bon bon

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>>79104610
>He speaks a fag language

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>>79104691
>He speaks a fag language

>>79104691
>He isn't bilingual

Not even a true Canadian tbqh

>>79104711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE0j6xiZlMI
ME VS FRENCH SISSIES

>>79104711
French french sounds a bit gay, la français du les Québecois et les néo-brunswickois doesn't sound like les pédés at all pêh

>th > z

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>>79104793
Any Frogs wanna tango 1v1? Mono e mono bitch

>>79104691
> I just called his language fag for the 11th time, I'm so good.

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>two mumbling & gargling languages debating which sounds worse

>>79104947
I still get (You)'s and the truth hurts fag

>>79104923
Un sondage réalisé par /int/ dit le contraire

>>79104958
German sounds fucking hilarious to me. I can't take the language seriously

>>79104958
I don't think we have any right to judge

>>79104958
>SCHWEINE NEIN FURHER JUDEN VERPISS DICH
This is how German sounds to me, like an alzheimer patient in a fit of rage.

>>79104841
According to Dana White GSP is the Michael Jordan of MMA.
Also we wouldn't have a west without les voyageurs or a country at all if not for the fighting prowess of les voltigeurs canadiens. This all at the same time la grande armée was wrecking Europe.

>>79104990
No because female of your ethnicity would fuck me immediatly.

>But males thinks it's gay
Who gives a shit. I'm not trying to seduce men. Fucking virgin anglos.

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>>79104991
>par /int/
Mvq

>>79105095
Ours is the most tender language ever heard by mankind.

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>>79105261
Confirmed by Google translate

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>>79105261
HANDE HOCH SCHNELL SCHNELL

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>>79105458
>PicsArt_09-04-05.52.04.jpg

>>79105587
Ces took moi 17 l'heures in Adobe photoshop

>>79105185
>According to Dana White
Stopped reading there fag frog
>>79105228
I guess you've never heard of the game "Gay or Quebecer"?

Finland > Germany > Somalia > France

>>79107122
I guess you've never heard of the game "Anglo or Canadien"?

>>79107746
Must be a trick question, Anglos are the only REAL Canadians

>>79104841
>This guy
>French

Looks like a kike

I reckon I could beat one average Frenchman between the ages of 16-45 which I think is the realistic assessment

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>>79107938
Let me help you:
>French Canada
New Brunswick
Québec
>Anglo Canada
New Brunswick
Montréal
Newfoundland
Nova Scotia
An infinitesimally small portion of Ontario
Prince Edward Island
>Canadian Wilderness
Northwest Territories
Nunavut
Yukon
>Literally Fucking America
Ontario
Saskethewan
Manitoba
Alberta
British Columbia

>>79107122
Aren't anglo-canadian faggots?

>>79107397
Yea, fuck off

>>79107938
Nice joke

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>>79108164
Um no sweetie, stay in your isolated Frog fag province gargling Anglo semen.

>>79108270
Anglo Canadians dominate Canada from little Frog sissies and are quite literally the master race. Bow to me you frog shits.

>>79099158
woha 20! nice score! I would beat like 5-7 french niggers, and 12 white french sisies. It would be like 17-19 French men beaten.

Probably 2
Maybe more if they surrender
Definitely less if I surrender

>>79108761
You couldn't even beat ruskies up

>>79108905
>not surrendering to your enemies and fighting for them

>>79109481
O-ok I surrender

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>>79108367
I just got back from ontario, the master race is brown?

All the guy on this thread were ruled by French or are still currently ruled by us
>>79108367
You're ruled by French just like your English fathers

>>79109590
...please don't let Americans hit me

>>79109717
I'll do my best to colaborate, sir

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>>79099158
Gib me one frogette to cuddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>79109806
No

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We almost invaded French Guiana in 1961, frogs were busy in Algeria, would be fun they trying to take it back from us. We have developed our own jungle fighting doctrine

>>79105098
Tbf, if I heard a sentence like this, I'd assume Alzheimer to play a role in it as well.

>>79109898
Yeah Brazil, you'll forever be an almost country

>>79105098
Sounds pretty great, ie funny in pornos tho

OH JA ICH SPRITZE JAAA

>>79109898
lobster war is more interesting tbqh

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I'd beat them all with just one fist

>>79110011
As easily as we fucked all your girls with one dick?

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>>79110087
As easily as how your 18th century churches are being replaced by mosques lmao

>>79110149
:^)

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How did Napoleon do it? Was he actually French?

>>79110238
Was Greek actually
We immediatly surrendered to his demands

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>>79109969
Well, better than being a decadent shadow of itself.

>>79110323
Almost better
;^)

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>>79110087
>García 16th most common surname in France

>>79110689
Don't you remember your grandfathers coming to rebuild my country?
Guess they got lost on their way back

>>79110767
Actually, my grandfathers stayed here, what's more, it was my FRENCH great-grandfathers that came to Spain for that Spanish dick.

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Could beat up all the frogs I reckon

>>79110847
Your grandfathers worshipped dicks?
I am not particularly surprised

>>79111293
Of course you are not surprised the french side of the family love cocks.
LMAO

>>79099158
All of the ones that arrive in Puebla.

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To our german friends: Friendly reminder that Alsace-Lorraine was, is and will forever be french

>>79099158
One Napoleon, whole France.
Wait: two, I could get Macron.

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>>79111865
How would you beat the son of Zeus?
>Ave Jupiter Macronus
>Vive le dieu-roi les francophones et tout le monde

>>79112152
yes.

>>79099541
>DNA in West Yorkshire is unique

Now I'm fucking worried, do I have special powers or some shit? I need more details

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>>79111606

>>79112199
Well played again

How many beurettes do you want to beat you up

I'll go with 3

>>79112523
Not playing, I could legit finish Macron.

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>>79112565
He is short but may be able to command lighting, shapeshift into an eagle, and rape women in the form of a swan.

>>79099158
1. France
2. 1

We here all like you France

Most people can't beat up more than one person at a time. There's just too much shit going on, it would take one guy being extremely timid and not fighting you until you dropped the other guy. Basically as soon as you engage one guy you can have another guy throwing punches from the side/back and you're fucked.

t. took on two people and lost once as a kid even though I beat up both individually multiple times

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>>79112911
>command lighting
>women in the form of a swan
I hereby surrender with sincere apology

>>79113213
t. Leda