>Be me, a Mexican guy in the US. >start walking on the

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>Be me, a Mexican guy in the US.
>start walking on the street
>go to a restaurant
>sit with my new Ameircan friends
>they all have blue eyes and blonde hair
>suddenly a basic bro american of arab descent comes along and sits with us
>he asks his friend who the fuck am I
>they say that i'm a mexican immigrant
>the american of arab descent makes a pretentious smirk/laugh
>he says he hates immigrants and that the US is getting worse and worse by the time as more immigrants enter the country
>I say that i'm already working and i'm a very qualified worker
>he says he doesn't give a fuck and that i'm stealing jobs
>i say that his parents were probably immigrants aswell
>his face freezes for a sec and he asks why
>I say that his skin/nose/eye details are very middle eastern/arab looking
>he springs out of his chair angry as a fucking chimp
>he angrily shouts that he's not an arab but a descendent of the germans
>I rise slowly from my chain and say:''Sit the fuck down, or else we'll be having turkish bacon for dinner
>he gets closer to me and since his head only manages to reach my chest,he has to look up as we have 20 cm of height difference.(I'm 1.82m).
>he says:''The Aztecs enslaved many puny spics over the centuries and were the menace of america''
>I say:''You were nothing to us, you're just a fucking sand nigger that wants to be a chav on a weak male country but you're messing with the wrong person''
>he tries to punch me
>i grab his wrist,break it,and smash his arm into the table
>he starts crying
>I say: fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Yemen to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''