have you ever met a white-american tourist in your country?

not here but i saw them in italy
they were all chubby or fat and wore t-shirts with the names of their states printed on them

>>79069215
Noisy and if they exceed 30 years old it's fat people
They are really condescending so I pretend I don't speak english so I don't have to talk them

>>79069301
this.

>>79069301
that's a fucking lie lmao

>>79069215
he was gay and wrote a poem about my eyes

i fucked his qt black faghag friend

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>>79069301

>>79069402
I saw some burger too with Texas written on his shirt this very morning so that wouldn't surprise me

>>79069541
no one in their right mind would ever do such a thing

>>79069215
apparently burgers are hated here because they steal towels and all sort of things from hotels
but i never saw a cliche burger around here, only lots of germans (fucking retards, they cant even understand how to eat an icecream without making it fall to the floor)

I was walking around the tourist center of our capital this summer and there were a group of 3 american friends walking around shirtless (not normal in this part of town) talking loud american english

>>79069215
We kill Wh*teys in Brazil

They're usually overweight and old (50+). They wear caps, tennis shoes with white socks and those faggy travel purses. They're loud, but also likeable in a way.

>>79069451
why didnt you fuck him?

Nope.
My town is the last place a tourist would consider visiting and the only anglos I've ever seen in my life were some two old british farts in Kazan.
Had a small talk with a russian emigrant who lives in the US. He was obnoxious as fuck, the american lifestyle and mindset were really strong in him.

Yes, they stay at a hotel near my home. The males are handsome as fuck (no homo)

>>79069215
They eat with their hands below the table

>>79069215
All of them were 30-40yo MILFs in tight bikinis, as I tend to stay away from tourist traps for gringos. The ones I interacted with seemed pretty chill :^)

>>79069215
My city isn't a tourist center like luxor or qena,but we do have an interesting history as one of the main centres of Christianity in egypt.
So anyway,it's around 1 pm,and im out of my office,when I see 2 Americans shouting at some copts that they should join them in triying to set the mosque on fire.
They were arrested a few mins later and got beaten do a bloody pulp when one of them pulled a pocketknife on one of the cops

>>79071074
how old were they?

this >>79069332

also they get red

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>>79069619
>Texans
>right minds

>>79069215
>American tourist
Yes. He asked me for directions at the train station. He seemed rushed and a bit confused. Had to tell him like five times which platform to take.

>>79071225
Around 30-40,both had a bible and were triying to "save" their Christian brothers

>>79071030
What? We are taught that having your elbows on the table is improper.

>>79071393
red?

I have never met an american tourist. In fact, I have never met a tourist that wasn't from another nordic country or germany.

>>79071778
si mijo, los gringos se ponen rojos cuando salen al sol

>>79071625
I wonder if they just visited Egypt just do that

>>79071625
kek

>>79071823
kek. wh*teshits can't handle the sun like we can.

Yes, actually a whole group of them. They were waving the american flag in Piazzetta dei Leoncini, Venice (my city).
They were absolutely the loudest tourist of all, a good 70-75% of them was fat. I mean ... come on america. You can do better than this.

>>79071777
Yes I know, it just looks weird. Here we're told that having your hands below the table is improper, you should put your hands on the table, but the elbows out

I part time at a place where I deal with a lot of tourists in general and I've noticed that Americans never fails to mention that they are from America.

>You see, I'm from the US, so I need an adapter for my phone charger
>Do you speak English? I'm from America so I don't speak Danish
>Can you explain how the tickets for public transportation works here? It's a bit different from North Carolina hehehehe

>>79072076
>lying on the internet

>>79072351
Mabye the ones that don't tell you are american are american and you don't know

>>79072469
Identifying an American accent is extremely easy

>>79072431
I can believe me or not, I know what I've seen. They were waving the flag for keep the group compact but yes ... most of them was fat. Stop being delusional.