Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>79046559
First for Sweden

I just noticed that our pasta says "past few weeks" even though it's been about half a year now

ここは日本語スレですか?

>>79046559
乙
うまい画像だねw

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>>79046559
おちゅでちゅ
おっ勃ててくれたんだ
あんとぉ

>>79046652
you can change it to a few months or several months.

>>79046655
はい、そうです

>>79046658
ありがとう、自分で作りました

>>79046682
前スレのスパムが止みました
こっち来そう

>>79046683
Hopefully the next person remembers to change it

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北朝鮮がミサイル搭載可能な水爆を完成
いよいよ戦争が避けられない状況に

How many of you are actual nips, and how many of you are just pretending?

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I'm an actual Jap

>>79046814
They're too good at Japanese to be pretenders

>>79046748
今の時間帯なら、Jannyは起きているはず
まめに全員でレポするしかない

>>79046771
ん?cが抜けてない?

>>79046748
英語の勉強をしています。

>>79046834
post your samurai blue eyes

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>>79046863

>>79046859
そうですか、偉いですね
質問があれば是非聞いてくださいね

>>79046946
どうもありがとうございます。
4ちゃんは初めてです。
何か気を付けることはありますか?

>>79046910
nipple aren't eyes.

I love pink nipple tho.

>>79046916
You are Asian. You don't need Japanese gf.

>>79047032
He can do lots of things with those nipples.
Seeing with them is elementary.

>>79047016
横レスだけど、4chanではアンカつけずに書き込むと自閉症と言われることが多い

>>79047016
ここはスパマーがいつも荒らしています。
偽国旗が少なくありません。国旗で思い込みしないようにしましょう。

>>79047056
あいつはスパムだ

>>79047130
アンカって何ですか?
ごめんなさい、掲示板のことは良く知らなくて。

>>79047135
OPのメッセージを読みました。
今のフィンランドの国旗がそうですか?
何だか怖いですね。

>>79047165
レス番号をクリックすると返信ができるでしょ
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↑この記号がアンカ(アンカー)ね

>>79047250
あ、そうなんですね。
自分でもやってました。( *´艸｀)

>>79047016
このサイトを使っている人は全員クズです
それだけ覚えとけばいいと思いますね

>>79047454
>クズ
えーそうなんですか?
みんな親切で優しそうですけど…

>>79047496
日本語スレを去れば分かることです...

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http://mokuhankan.com/yokai/collection.html
すごく面白い
見ると買いたくなるそう

>>79047454
実ながらもそこまで言わなくてもいいよ
t.クズ

>>79047603
英語があんまり得意じゃなくて、他のスレッドは難しいです…
少しROMった方がいいのでしょうか?

>>79047603
>オーストラリア
>白人

>>79047688
そうかもしれませんね

>>79047712
私中国人あるよ

>>79046910
Are you transgender?

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>>79048540
In your dreams (^:

>>79046771
ところでアメリカが恐れをなして北と平和協定を締結、韓国から撤収したら?

>>79048668
post that pic of you in the SWAT outfit.

>>79048668
I meant do you have two genitals

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>>79048716
>that pic of you in the SWAT outfit

>>79048732
In your dreams (^:

>>79048668
I want to look exactly like this
Tell me secrets

>>79048772
It wasn't you? Never mind then...

>>79048795
Because one dick isn't enough.

>>79048760
>>79048795
>>79048802
spammer

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>>79048802
You need to live in a country where food is not so enticing.

>>79048848
this >>79048802 is not spam (^:

>>79048802
eat clean train hard :^)

>>79048860
those look good tho

>>79048875
train how

>>79048875
I am sorry.

>>79048913
Lift heavy things up and then put them down

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>>79048474
>Merry Xmas?

no.... thank you

ffffffffffag

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>>79049564

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第11惑星オーストラリア星のクリスマスは地球と少し違う

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>>79049466

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おはよう

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>>79046559

Japan superpower by 2020

>>79051470
I'd let her super my power if you know what I mean

>>79051502
that's only when she wants to super your power
you know what I mean

>>79047056

>Japanese gf.

How to get one is the question...

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>>79046559

Japan is white

>>79051823
How about Brazil (^:

>>79051856
>>79051896
Spammer has my flag now :^(
I wonder how much he spends on vpns/captchas

>>79051880

Unfortunately not. Hey, it might be if Bolsonaro becomes president.

He is openly racist and would halt immigration and put an end to affirmative action.

He's fucking awesome. He'll win next year. He's polling at like 77%.

so 神 has shit-ton of readings, wouldn't that mean that 神江 could be read as:
Jinko, Shinko, Kanko, Kako, Koko, Kamiko, Kamuiko, Miko, Kanako, Damako, Miwako...
how do Japanese speakers know which one's the right one when they only have the kanjis and no other help (Hiragana/katakana)?

>>79046559
Oi you yellow bastards I have a few questions, I don't know if you speak English very well but you probably do.

I'm no weeb, I just look at random places on google maps on street view and have been wondering a few things.

1.) Why the fuck are your houses/apartments so fucking tiny.
2.) Why are a lot of your cars so tiny, the ones that are european are bigger but your own actual cars are these weird little subaru things I never see here.
3.) Why the FUCK are there vending machines on random streets EVERYWHERE?

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>>79052062
>forgetting the most important one

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このスレのjannyはfucking shiteですね

>>79052519
why is it nekokami and not Kamineko?

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>>79052531
仕方ない
さすが無料でやるのは怠け者だぜ


>>79052589
It’s like the Japanese holy trinity
Kami is Neko and Neko is Kami but Kami isn't really Neko and we're all waiting for the coming of the son

Christianity is the ultimate gabarge exported from the west.

>>79052748
You should post that when the Burgers are awake. The people who're on at this time don't give a shit about religion usually

>>79052748
>exported from the west.
>from the west
fairly sure it's a middle eastern religion

>>79052877
別に構わない
それにブリジットはちょかわゆい
キリスト教かどうか、ブリジットが嫌い人は居ない
xrdにも出現すればいいよ

>>79052877
多神教から見たら、小さいことに罪悪感もったり、こだわったり、あまりにも日本人の常識とかけ離れているので、バカバカしく、狭量に感じるのは仕方がない
一神教は度量が狭い

>>79053034
俺はあの聖書の神が嫌い、無意味に大量殺戮しまくりだし悪魔そのもの。

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>>79052519
>豪徳寺 in my neighborhood

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>>79052009
>affirmative action
but your cunt is well mixed, so which race is minority ?

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>>79054068
ネコ最高
This is from the sushi store in my neighbourhood

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anime

How do you say this in Japanese?
"I know you're not a mute and that you can understand/speak English"

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>>79055055
We gangsta nao

>>79055055
アニメ見すぎた人が犯罪に走る人が多いのってなんでなんだろう

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>>79054314
Heil Berg Katze

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>>79054068
Their eyes must be dry.

今日も日本人で生まれてよかった

>>79057739
>よかった
what does that mean?

>>79055055
はうんこ

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日曜日だからよく休んでね

>>79057800
"im glad"

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>>79057968
日本旗いじわる。。。

>>79057968
でも、今はまだ日曜日です。

>>79058337
何?

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Dear Japanese, please post memes from your native imageboard.

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>>79046559

Honest question.

I somewhat look like this guy...

Could I pass as Asian?

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私は深刻な学生です。
私は自分がしていることだけを勉強しています。
マダム! あなたはあなたのバッグを落とす!

...私のペニスはプライベートです!

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ペドロに会ってうれしいよ!
彼は大きな男です!

何だって?

あなたは私に何が欲しいの?

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私はプレッシャーを受けている
深刻な圧力
誰かが気になるだろうか?

経口刺激によって私を和らげるためのケア?

(Plz respond)

>>79060030
葉

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あなたは何者ですか?
あなたはあなたについて聞いたことがありますか?
あなたは...
バージン?
オーララ! 私が思うすべてのものの始まりがあります!

>>79061068
this isn't helping

舞踊がみたいのですが情報をください。

>>79062417

you can stop now, sweet cheeks.

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>猿も木から落ちる
I love that saying desu

>>79063191
>>79063191
>>79063191
>>79063191
>>79063191

>>79063143
なんてボットちゃんは皮肉をわかるようになってきた

>>79060663
>>79060710
>>79060747
spammer

ブラジルうっせえ

>>79066558
>>79066558
>>79066558

I know this is really dumb, but can Japanese people understand Chinese text?

>>79067018

There's an annotation system that allows Japanese speakers to understand it. Not inherently, though, as the grammatical systems are completely different and some characters have diverged in meaning too much.

Who here would fuck a thai lady boy?

>>79069443
>>79069331

なんにも見えん

>>79069642

Someone wearing a summer dress.

>>79069732
why are you replying to spam?

>>79069763

I wasn't really paying attention.

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おはよう

>>79073262
おはよう
頑張りましょう