>tfw manlet edition
stop being a manlet
>>79033667
tfw no tswift gf
>>79033667
Thank you for making a new faster than the autist edition
>>79033667
>6'1'' vs 5'11''
>>79033707
I'm about to turn 21, I think that ship sailed already.
>>79033728
welcome
reminder that here in /cum/ we practice no fap.
/cum/ is a no cum zone.
>>79033716
Are you tall enough for Taytay, though?
what does "cash me outside" mean?
This General Is Soulless
misa
>>79033819
A trashy woman would like to fight you outside.
>>79033819
catch me outside. it's fighting words. like catch me out in the street and I'll fuck you up.
i went to a temple today.
starred at a wall for an hour, ama.
>>79033819
It's just a meme way of saying catch, I think, kinda like bish
>>79033879
How did the wall look like?
>>79033853
>>79033872
I see, is it popular there?
>>79033879
What kind of temple? Buddhist?
>>79033879
no muslims allowed here
>>79033879
Why do you
Is that a pencil in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
>>79033904
no. it's a meme. no one says it seriously. some big titted 13 year old white trash girl made a youtube video saying it and it went viral for some reason. probably the big tits on a 13 year old.
>>79033904
It's some normie meme based on a Dr. Phil episode. Not kidding.
>>79033809
I'm 6'2" dumb manlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_QHcXeYbf8
tfw no nerdy tall gf
I want cock so bad.
>>79033956
>>79033954
what the fuck, how did something like that become so popular
>>79033879
cute worried kotori
>>79033914
>>79033911
ya buddhist not muslim.
muslims also like walls?
>>79033937
less distractions i guess.
>>79034017
Of the Black variety, I presume, of course?
>>79034017
Whats wrong with yours?
i went to a hindu temple once
AMA
>>79034060
What did it smell like?
And was it for some religions of the world class?
>>79034060
Was there a wall? If so, how did it look like? For how long did you look at it?
Anyone has that webm of Karlie Kloss playing with some kid? The one in which she looks ridiculously tall?
>>79034040
>muslims also like walls?
thought you were praying towards meccha or something.
isn't Buddhist praying more like a meditation than a real prayer session?
THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL
>>79034048
Now that you mention it, with all the Haitian niggers invading the west and north it's a possibility
>>79034056
Phimosis
How did /cum/ celebrate this past Valentine's Day?
I like walls
i love walls AND japan!
(B) hate walls
>>79034188
>Phimosis
So the Jews and Americans were right all along
i've went to a mosque once
>>79034189
it went by unnoticed
>>79034130
I think it depends. People who want to reach Buddha do it through meditation and people who want to talk to their dead ancestors do it through prayer. 99% of that stuff is more ceremonial than anything either way.
>>79034189
I went to a singles party at my University.
I suppose I'll just eat a turkey burger and a can of spinach and watch another episode of Mad Men before going to work in two hours
>>79034268
This
>>79034257
Why?
>>79034291
Nothing sounds good in that sentence, my condolences.
You: A kinderless subhuman waste living in squalor and crime
Me: A happy and successful kinder egg eater living in wealth and chocolate.
>>79034338
what's a kinder egg?
>temperature went up by two degrees
>>79034282
did you meet anyone there?
>>79034325
i visited
wish my default expression wasn't glaring or uninterested
>>79033667
5'11 master race, literally no reason to be any taller
>>79034338
Remember when good toys used to come in those? What happened to that?
>>79034338
what kind of toys do they come with
>>79034331
Turkey Burgers are all the flavor of a beef burer with half the fat
Maybe it would be different if they were fresh but frozen all tastes the same
I bought the spinach because the can has popeye on it
Mad Men is based
work is where the qts are at
>>79034368
The only person who was interested was a faggot
>>79034388
I'm also that height
>>79034387
maybe you're expressing your social insecurity and are passively trying to avoid any kind of social interaction
>>79034440
>spelled popeye
>pronounced pupeye
Explain yourselves
>>79034411
Little toy cars or pea launchers and shit, Little puzzles. I remember them being essential for a good car trip.
>>79034391
I really don't know, The chocolate is the best part anyways. I'm pretty sure they put fucking fairy dust and unicorn horns in the fucking chocolate.
>>79034475
It isn't?
>>79034388
>>79034433
6'0 tall here. You guys got a problem with that?
>>79034473
oops sorry
>>79034517
I fap to this photograph every night like a true centipede
>>79034499
kys jumbo
>>79034517
>yfw he's gone from 1D to 34D chess
>>79034499
No. I wish I was taller.
Life is a never ending game of chess
>this is what kids are getting in their kinder surprises today
This is a catastrophe.
I thought kinder eggs were supposed to be legal in the US now, what happened?
I'm 6'3 and I like short women.
I've been called a paedophile because I like short women. (??? women as tall as me are disgusting)
>>79034636
I killed a man with a kinder egg
>>79034105
>What did it smell like?
it smelled nice, they had fragrances and such out as offerings
>And was it for some religions of the world class?
yes
>>79034118
>Was there a wall?
yes
>If so, how did it look like?
it had windows and shrines all over it
>For how long did you look at it?
I didn't but I spent a good 30 minutes of so watching the priest do a cleaning ritual for a statue
She replied to my email!! She told me she wants to talk about it in person and that we'll meet up when she's back in town. I'm so fucking excited!
>>79034654
Tall women are goat
>tfw surrounded by womanlets
>>79034636
Stupid fucking cityfuckers don't tell their kids not to eat plastic and they choke and die. That's why they're banned from entering the country.
>>79034681
good taste
womanlets are a crime against nature
>>79034636
>http://www.npr.org/2017/05/26/530257536/after-being-banned-kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america
>Next year, a slightly different version of the Kinder Surprise will be sold in the U.S. It's called the Kinder Joy. It's still shaped like an egg, but inside there are two separate sealed halves.
>The food and the toy won't touch. That was the problem with the Kinder Surprise.
government-retardation.jpg
going now
Oh my.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI
>>79034696
There's literally a warning on the packaging lmao
>>79034659
>>And was it for some religions of the world class?
>yes
I did the exact same thing, except we weren't allowed in the Synagogue.
*a challenger appears*
>>79034737
At first glance, I thought that was supreme leader Obama.
>>79034592
Taylor swift was my waifu until i read somewhere on the news that she have a brit boyfriend called joe, it just crushed my dreams, i know she already had like 8 ex's but i don't know
>>79034737
Thought that was Obama from the thumb
who else /shitpostatwork/
>>79034800
>until i read somewhere on the news that she have a brit boyfriend
So why exactly was that the last straw?
True love is real buds
I think I just found it
I hope you will too.
Stop being jealous of Obama just because he was the first black president.
Checkmate white nationalists.
>>79034723
Why are Americans so obsessed with sanitation despite being so unhealthy?
say ONE good thing about something good
>>79034777
Looks like really crappy chocolate. Gotta get that nice multi-layer kinder egg stuff, man.
Where is that dumb chink so that I can rub it in his face
>>79034868
I'm jealous of Obama because he's a negro and smarter than me.
>>79034868
>First black president
>His father left the family and he was raised by his mother and her family
pottery
>>79034846
Because i love when my idols are single, i just cant take it anymore and i suffered 8 times in the past.
>>79034868
>>79034924
>Obama
>black
lmao
why wont anybody just let me love them
>>79034882
When it's hot outside and you go sit down in a glacially fed river.
>>79034929
>First black president
>His two daughters are total sluts on live TV and go partying every day.
>>79034969
cause you are a fucking autist
>>79034800
I don't think that relationship is confirmed, sdated another British guy before, Tom Hiddleston.
>>79034891
kinder eggs suck
not going to college this semester
>>79034915
He comes later on in the evening, refrain from this gimmick until he returns. He also uses VPNs so he might be Germany, Taiwan, Japan or Thailand or whatever autistic LARP he wants to do next.
I'm a manlet and I am proud
>>79035005
You suck and your country sucks for banning them.
>>79034981
I thought only Malia was?
>>79035023
What gimmick I'm being legitimate
>>79034952
One drop rule you fucking nigger lover
>"I love you"
>>79035004
It is confirmed, he said he visit her often.
the world owes me a girlfriend
>>79035070
There's a webm of both of them sucking popsicles on live TV and winking at the camera from a shop or something.
>>79035124
*goes on disability*
business idea: dump autism in the water supply and sell girlfriends at a high markup
>>79035124
You deserve nothing but death.
>>79035124
relationshit is always, ALWAYS a MISTAKE
i think frankenstein was really about an autistic kid who didn't get aborted
all of you are terrific people and I hope you the best.
>>79035124
government subsidized gfs when
>>79035162
why
>>79035142
Malia loves White men, is this how black girls rebel against their parents?
>>79035205
Because you bitch about gfs on an anonymous imageboard
>>79035213
black people don't want black descendants
nobody does
>>79035213
She's 1/4 black you know, daddy is basically white
I'm throwing stones at you man
I want you black and blue man
I'm gonna make you bleeed
Gonna bring you down to your knees
Bye bye bad man
Bye byeeee
I I I've got bad intentions
I intend to
Knock you doooooown
These stones I throw
All these french kisses
Are the only love I've fouuuund.
eating undercooked chicken
what the fuck is the matter with me
>>79035280
bit harsh
>>79035174
Frankensten's creature literally did nothing wrong. humanity failed him.
>>79035282
Most black women are butthurt about that though, not participating in it.
>>79035309
I ate portions of a squirrel today. Ain't nothing wrong with adventuring a bit.
Have a cold
I need to go back to Hong Kong
Only place I was ever happy
>>79035367
Did you grew up there?
I'm gonna defenestrate you
>>79035355
Stop it.
>>79035309
Kinda gross but extra juicy
I'm going to end up with a blonde
I don't even like blondes
>>79035355
a cold what?
>>79035367
>Chinks are not ants they are hu-
>>79035402
The common cold
>>79035387
Went there for a girl and ended up getting cucked, so I blew all my money on hookers and had to come back a month early.
>>79035433
but why is the common cold?
>>79035456
>ended up getting cucked
How? You can just take any asian gf you want there ,':^)
>>79035398
>""blonde""
How do we stop Jewish terrorism?
>>79035387
I wish
I just visited for a couple months, working at a hostel
>>79035412
beautiful
>>79035508
I don't understand the purpose of this post
tag yourself
>>79035546
Me over his left shoulder.
doesn't it feel good when the white stuff shoots out of the peepee
>79035600
i want lamps to fuck off
>>79035622
not anymore
>>79035355
have a warm and you'll be alright
I'm a food eater and water drinker
>>79035622
cum lol
>>79035630
explain
I want to go on an adventure irl
tag yourself
>>79035390
no windows here in my basement tho
why am i a virgin
>this is what the average /cum/ poster drives
>>79035697
I'm on the left
you are studying your Japanese right now... right anon?
>>79035719
orientals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp--B14DNqA
Me
>>79035749
No
I'm working on my French
>>79035755
>only one more day of twin peaks
>>79035755
what
>>79035797
>>79035725
I drive a bmw douchemobile
>>79035398
cuck
>>79035749
Already losing motivation lol
>>79035808
we can only hope for season 4
>>79035749
yea
>>79035725
I drive a toyota mr2
it doesnt work right now though so i bike everywhere
>>79035755
Left is neutral, isn't it?
me and my friends hanging out at the train museum
>>79035858
What makes me a cuck?
>>79035916
Are you furries?
>>79035928
you can't even give a (You) correctly, you cuck.
>>79035956
Now what are you talking about? You're really coming off as a moron
friendly reminder
Dad, I can fuck any guy I want. You're not the boss of me. I'm having a threesome with Terrell and Chang. See you later!
>>79035944
The preferred term is Anthrophiliac.
>>79035883
Would you recommend it (SW11 or AW20)? I don't think I care about straight-line acceleration.
>>79035725
i put my girlfriend on mine
Reminder that Bush deserves to be charged with war crimes and shot in the head.
just put some socks on
>>79035887
yes, but that's a magic power outlet that gave him is mind back
I'll just vent here
I fucking hate production control, it's such a high stress job that you'll never have an easy day. I'm so deep into it that if I want a career change I'll have the hardest time trying to get hired and then, if I manage to get a job in a new area, it'll have a shit salary because lol no experience.
Fuck everything,
I finished all 8 seasons of Full House in these past 2 or so months. I'm depressed after finishing the final episode 2 days ago. Wth am I going to watch now?
Why aren't you watching college football?
>>79036117
why did you watch full house
faggots are a minority of the population so why are they overrepresented in the media
Aliens are fucking scary
Please protect me from aliens :(
>>79036118
i ain't gay
>>79036118
Because football is for fags
>>79036023
Hillary was the real muscle behind the war in Iraq.
>>79036141
because we're good at art
>>79036142
*probes you*
you guys don't make sense
>tfw Hilldawg isn't conducting a genocide in Syria and Iraq rn
Are you sure you Trumpkins made the right choice?
>>79036139
because it's lighthearted and great for waking up in the mornings when I want to pull my hair out
>>79036087
Yeah, I'm in a high stress job too, but at leastit's business consulting so that means i can eventually bail out.
What I detest is working in general though.
I want to write poems on your dick with my hobby knife
I like hairy vaginas
>>79036007
It depends what you're looking for really. If you want to drift then it won't do the trick, despite its appearance. Not without some real weight and suspension modifications, adjustable coil-overs etc. The snap oversteer is a serious issue. But only if you throw its weight around like that.
It's a blast to drive and a neat mechanical piece though. And it's pretty as heck. You really feel it when you accelerate with the engine pushing right fucking behind you, and it bites into the corners like nobody's business. It hangs on like a motherfucker when you whip it, with its low height and short wheelbase. Very twitchy but in a good, tight way. The transmission is well built and shouldn't give you too many problems. It's fun to throw around. 5th gear starts to pop out after 100,000 miles or so though. They also rust easily and replacement parts are of course a bit difficult to source. Overall I'd say they're a great project car if you're looking for a little japanese 2-seater sports car to have fun with. Way better than a Fiero at any rate
>>79036241
>little girl?
>>79036208
faggot
>>79036273
My penis twitched in pleasure reading this
i think i'm gonna start slutposting like fist of flames
>>79036241
which state/town do you live in? I can help you based on knowledge of the culture of the local area
nobody does it as good as me baby
>>79036223
My instincts tell me life shouldn't be this horrible.
>>79036319
Please don't. Pls.
>>79035858
>189 cards in 21 minutes
Are you even learning?
The chances of me meeting you irl and giving ur dik a suk is as real as me
>>79036352
>>79036368
sorry daddy, but this bad girl does whatever the fuck she wants to do
why do they allow teams to play against lower division teams for their first game, it seems unfair
>>79036455
Pfft. Whatever. Do whatever you waaaaant i dont give a fuck.
>>79036285
Thanks for the info anon
>>79036483
git gud
i have a lot of japanese flashcards left q.q
>>79036519
how mant
I want to have a hands free orgasm
I've been chasing it for 2 years now and I've yet to ejaculate hands free
>>79036483
it gives the smaller teams a chance at publicity they otherwise wouldn't have and it gives larger teams a bit of a rest
>>79036455
Noooo! Dane is supposed to be an anime cuteposter. You're ruining everything!
>>79036550
bout 200 left
50 of them are grammar though
Is pegging gay?
>>79036552
It's called a ruined orgasm. I give them all the time. They get soo angry lol.
>>79036564
hehehe, sorry cana, i was just joking, luv u
>>79036483
the weak should fear the strong
>>79036599
Haha, you friggin spooked me, buddy.
>>79036588
If a girl does it no
>>79036595
Stop it
I can only get so hard
Thoughts?
>>79036645
I wanna kys but I don't know how to
Gas den danskjävel.
>>79036670
What about reddit?
>>79036667
I think it's kinda sad how Black people pretend to be proud and whatnot yet they all want to marry white people.
>>79036667
A happy couple. What are your thoughts?
>>79036667
cis couples are disgusing
Suzuki Ignis or Kia Soul?
>>79036698
>>79036667
>fake blonde
What a sucker
>>79036731
My thoughts as well
>>79036774
Honda Civic
>>79036698
i too, use google translate to insult denmark
>>79036781
Dra åt helvete, kukhuvud.
>>79036805
What a basic bitch.
>>79036774
manual jeep renegade
>>79036813
Du är så jävla störd.
>>79036856
>Jeep renegade
this is me irl
jeg spiser svenskguttene
makudonarudo
my dick is beautiful
>>79036951
Post it, then
>>79036894
I saw two gay guys yelling at another gay guy while they were chasing him around a walmart parking lot in a renegade
I'm hungry
>>79036947
DID YOU START READING GENKI!!!!!
YAYYYYYY :3333333333333333333333333
BE MY STUDY BUDDY pwwwwwwwease
>>79036979
How did you know they were all gays
>>79036856
Everyone keeps telling me to buy a Civic/Corolla/Mazda 3 but it's the first time someone recommends a Jeep Renegade
>>79036979
I hope that's on Youtube somewhere. Sounds amazing.
>>79037014
yea i did a lot of it today and yesterday
I wouldn't touch a Canadian even with a stick
FRESH ORDER OF 3 (YOU)S
I NEED 3 (YOU)S NOW!
Have you guys ever wanted to kiss a boy on the lips?
@79037096
Fuck you, chef.
really hate people who are happy
>>79037071
You'd better not, pal. We'll bite ya.
they don't sell jeep liberty's in canada anymore
so if you can't afford a wrangler, the renegade is a good choice
i wanna cry away each time the feeling fades
>>79036559
i suppose that makes sense
>>79037107
yes
so goddamn bad
he lives in pennsylvania and he wont let me
*shoots up thread*
@79037096
DEVILISH ARENT I!
>>79037138
kill me first
Alright which one of you keeps spamming about white women in /brit/?
>>79037138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b6ko1I00A
how I picture you
>>79037122
Jeeps are generally a bad investment since AMC walked out though. Not much reason to buy any of their stuff these days.
>>79033641
>>79033641
>>79033641
>>79033641
remember that there's already a thread made here
don't make another one
>>79037157
nah
>>79036308
whatever nigger. you can't stop me from liking what I like
>>79037168
okay, but how about no?
>>79037137
gay
>>79037168
OMG i love Mr. Denmark now :DDDDDDDD
>be american
>get shot
>>79037195
*prepares to speed dial janny*
>>79037037
I honestly don't know much about renegades other than that they share the chassis with a fiat of some sort.
I was originally going to say corolla, everyone I know says to get toyota.
>>79037037
they were calling him a whore and also sounded like faggots
>>79037038
I don't think it is :/
307
309
>>79037269
retard
310:^)
69
>>79037307
REPORTED
>>79037293
It was 311 desu.
>>79036354
but it is.
at least i have money for alcohol