>be me >visit Israel >small talk locals >they start

>>79021227
oy vey delete this

Stop taking my gimmick

>Nuking your money source

Why would they do that

>>79021307
it's mine now

>>79021227
Soooo... what's the joke you unfunny faggot?

>>79021227
>>small talk locals
>Implying your autistic ass can start a small talk with anyone
>implying the average israeli won't just threaten to stab you if you keep talking to him in any language other than hebrew

>>79021819
חוץ מיפנית, כי כל הישראלים וויבים מסריחים

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>talk to Israeli
>he accuses me of manufacturing hate against Israel
>he's right but there's no way he could've known that so it's just a coincidentally correct accusation

>>79021819
Why are israelis so edgy?

>>79023574
they've got a low boiling point

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>go to Israel
>tell people I'm Danish so I won't get shot

I fucking hate Israel and it's people so god damn much

>>79021227
>Go to Israel
>locals run away in fear

It's not fair

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>go to israel
>locals don't show me any notice
>i'm just as much a nobody as I am back home

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>day 7672
>still no gf

>go to israel
>they pester me to go invade my neighbours

>>79023655
Me too but I hpoe that Assad gonna really finish them