/cum/ - Canada & United States & Mexico; Denmark and

>>79001332
You knew?

new thread when?

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misa

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Osweiler BTFO once again

>>79001332

sup

don't have enough beers left.

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imagine a world without paper

why do people easily become obsessed with me?

>>79001410
we're living in it.

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>>79001332
What's this girl's name?

>>79001415
i just liked your post

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>>79001410
>tfw

>>79001441
gook

It's going to be a few months until I have the money to see her again.
I'll just suffer until then.

>>79001441
image searched this and found it in 3 seconds

>>79001455
she's a whore that gets paid to fuck

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Do you guys think I'm cool?

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NEED a ginger gf

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>>79001516
yea

tfw no girlfriend

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>>79001526
yay!

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need a gf with thicc eyebrows

>>79001506
I guess on the surface she is. But I know she's way more intricate than that, she had a great personality. I need to be with her.

>>79001551
you'll get over it man

normally my ex texts me a week after i tell her to fuck off, ready to send nudes.
it's been a month
i guess it's time for me to find a new squeeze

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time for bed

need a gf with anything (except benis)

All I'm saying pretty baby
Lala love you don't mean maybe

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>>79001578

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>>79001551
>But I know she's way more intricate than that, she had a great personality.
> females
> personality
pick one

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>mfw low quality /cum/ posters

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Oh hey, anon, just checking out this funny pictures folder of yours.

>>79001575
I hope so but I doubt it. She was really special.

>>79001591
I know you're joking but you don't know what I feel until it actually happens to you.

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>>79001597
Am I a good poster?

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>Girl on facebook posts a bikini pic
>I comment and congratulate her by saying she is so brave.
>Shatter her self confidence she messages me saying "what did you mean by that"
>Act aloof and say "oh nothing, it's just your so confident"
>She keeps messaging me now and I keep being a prick and evading her questions by talking about myself
Take that slut

>>79001455
you only like her because she was nice to you and you probably have very little female interaction

>>79001611
enjoy

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>>79001611

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>>79001618

anybody got that reddit pic of /r/commies planning to infiltrate /pol/

>>79001638
> willingly going to /pol/

>>79001621
You're wrong about that. I have had plenty of female interactions. But none like her she was something else. I've visited her several times and each was more intense than the last, there is honestly a connection between us.

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>>79001638

>>79001658
uh we are talking about a prostitute right?

>>79001658
>there is honestly a connection between us.
she's literally a professional at making guys like her and making connections with her. it's just a ruse. most guys fall in love with her. it's her business. it's how whores keep regular customers.

>>79001638
>willingly going to reddit

would you guys like me more if I was a teenage Japanese girl?

>>79001677
No there's a difference between a prostitute and an escort. Technically she isn't obligated to have sex with me. My heart just grows more fond of her.

>>79001721
i wouldn't like you no matter what

>>79001721
>teenage
>Japenese
>girl

all three of those things repulse me.

>>79001699
>>79001667
>>79001657
hello /r/communism

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>>79001721
He's right >>79001730

>>79001692
By that logic it's pointless to have a wife or a girlfriend.

>>79001730
>>79001732
>>79001740
Good thing I'm not

>>79001658
You could bring it up with her, and actually find out.
Maybe she enjoys you as a customer, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything, she might enjoy other costumers too.
If you didn't enjoy being with her, she wouldn't be doing her job right

watching one of the only anni mays I like

>>79001725

alright, ask her for a date without paying and that you want exclusive access to her if you do. unless you are okay with her keeping her job while dating her.

come back and tell us what happened.

icehouse went back to 5.5% abv
its actually drinkable again

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>>79001332
LOVE National Parks

>>79001725
she'll fuck anyone for money you retard.

check em lol

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>>79001765
Best part of North America tbqh

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>>79001765
thats teddy roosevelt natl park in North Dakota btw

I have one thing to eat in house and I'm not going shopping tomorrow. So you all decide: do I cook a box of mac n cheese or buy fast food for lunch tomorrow?

>>79001755
which

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I AM SO FUCKING LONELY I MISS MY BF

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>>79001801
FLCL

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>>79001807
Pull the trigger

>>79001754
You make a decent point I'm going to bring it up.

>>79001757
I am going to send her an email and talk it out with her. And personally I wouldn't mind if she kept doing what she did. I just want to be more intimate with her.

>>79001766
But that's not true. There's a pretty thorough screening process before doing anything. Even then sex isn't guaranteed. So quit replying like a fucking idiot.

I bumped the old thread to 310
This one is now legal

>>79001743
when whores do it, it's an affectation.it's easy for them because they're only with you an hour or so a week. be in a full time relationship with that person, and you'll see them in a whole new light.

real relationships have real trust and companionship, not just a mockery of it.

>>79001823
thanks for having our back, ally

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>>79001832
>Footkr*ut
>anyone's ally

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>his national park doesn't tear down borders and form a super international peace park

>watch pregnancy announcement and soldier homecoming videos
>now want to start a family

Too bad I'm a >ginger

>>79001410
Imagine a world where we use hemp instead of trees for paper

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>>79001787
Yep. Spent the summer there in some old lady's ranch house out in the middle of nowhere. The house was on the national park property.

>>79001858
Non-whites unironically like ginger men

>>79001822
can you post a link to her site. I want to fuck her too.

>>79001875
I guess I can count myself lucky, because I love brown girls.

>>79001875
tfw asian and black girls like me more than white girls

>>79001823
thanks for having that flag, person

>>79001850
he has great taste in women

Lol so the guy fell in love with a whore?

I thought it was about a cashier or something.

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>>79001827
>be in a full time relationship with that person, and you'll see them in a whole new light.

Malta is based

THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF

>>79001827
I see her for a weekend. Also why do you assume it's a mockery? What we have is legitimate.

>>79001881
Haha sure it's gofuckyourself.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOvUqZDq9H0

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>>79001858
NEED a ginger gf, do you have any sisters?

>>79001822
well good luck and I hope you find happiness.

you got a pic btw? -_-

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>>79001895
>fair skin, eyes, and hair
>only ever complimented by non-whites

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>>79001913

>>79001923
Nope, otherwise I would know how to talk to girls

>>79001917
come on. all of these other guys are fucking her. what's one more? maybe I'll fall in loe with her too? we can post together here about what a great whore she is. come on, man.

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>>79001870
woah nice

how did you like it? thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq1LtxdpQEo

>>79001937
kek

>>79001908
It is, people from there are pretty nice too. Refugees need to leave it alone.

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>>79001368
miso

>>79001931
Idk, I have 2 and I never learned how.

>>79001917
What you have is a paid agreement that she will spend a weekend with you.

>i-i swear it's different I can feel it she doesn't just do it for the money

>have ginger hair
>love brown girls
I want a fucking brown girl already. There is nothing on this planet better than a brown girl with a bubble butt and perky tits.

>>79001966
Seems like you didn't even interact with your family then

>>79001906
She isn't like your mother or your chink friends. So don't comment.

>>79001927
Thanks, and sorry I'm not willing to shere her information.

>>79001937
How about no. If you find her on your own terms then thats your problem. I won't stop you. But there's no need to be such an asshole about it.

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>>79001953
Love North Dakota. Went to the Badlands and Devil's Tower afterwards. My heart will always belong to the Everglades tho.

>>79001979
It isn't about her doing or not doing it for the money you dumb gook. It's about her being someone I made an emotional connection with. Now do us all a favor and end yourself.

>>79001990
but dude, i want to see what kind of women makes anon do these irrational things.

give us a reference, it's not like we're asking for a webpage or number.

>>79001996
>Devil's Tower
knew a guy that climbed that fucker

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Imagine you're so desperate you fall in love with a woman who wouldn't even look your way if it wasn't for the money you pay her.
Kinda sad when you think about it.

But then again, you gotta be a little fucked in the head to call in a whore to begin with.

>>79002050
dude, variety is a spice of life and sometimes people are so lazy that it's just not feasible to spend all that time chasing pussy when you make enough money to simply buy it.

>>79002020
Sorry lad even that would be too much info. But thanks for the help. I'm going to figure this out.

>>79002050
You have no idea what you're talking about. So just stop, peopme here already consider you an idiot you're just proving them right.

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Japanese kino

>>79002078
always remember. you're not paying her to stay, you're paying her to leave

Remember that guy in an "open relationship" who was pretending not to be a cuck?

Lol

What's worse? Falling in love with a whore who can only remember your name because she has you in her contacts or being in denial about your cuck status while the "gf" is getting plowed by her second boyfriend.

were you ever in a school play anon?

>>79002139
FUCK YOU

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>>79002138
smrt anon

>>79002147
Yeah back in preschool or pre-k. I remember there was a play when I was in 5th grade, and I signed up to be a stage hand. I ended up throwing out the permission slip and not even showing up for the play.

>>79002147
yes. when i was in 2nd grade we did jingle house rock as part of a christmas play

Kingdom Hearts is the best video game ever, don't reply to me.

>>79002147
I played Joseph in the Christmas play when I was 8 or so.

>>79002138
I don't understand.

>>79002139
I feel you must have shitty relationships with the people you know.

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>>79002147
Yeah. I was a Thespian in Highschool, wrestled at 195, was starting Nose Guard on my football, and was in the trivia club.

>>79002198
>feel you must have shitty relationships with the people you know.

yes. he should start paying people to have better relationships with him. what a dummy.

>>79002212
fatty

>>79002198
Why don't you just call her if it's so special.
I'm sure she'll meet you without pay, I mean it's mutual right?
You can feel it, right?
She's not just spreading her legs because you pay her rent with a two day booking, right?

>>79002196
KH2 is the best of the series. don't even fuck with me on this

>>79002246
yes

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>believing whatever latest piece of autistic fiction is posted
This general....

>>79002221
Why are you defending that gook? Also you have no idea of my situation.

>>79002232
I'm waiting for her to reply to my email so that we can talk about it. Besides she isn't in my city at the moment.

I've had enough of this. Im going to bed I'll wait for her reply tomorrow.

Anyway, we all know he's trolling.
But guys like this actually exist, never forget that.
Don't become one of them.

>>79002246
Isn't KH that gay Disney game with the autistic cosplayers and those huge keys?

NEED an upper class english girl to whisper in my ear

>>79002246
Kingdom Hearts has the same fanbase as Sonic the Hedgehog

NEED a gf

>>79002267
this is true

>>79002263
Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

>>79002263
You have no idea what our situation is so just stop making comments. Either way it was foolish of me to put my business out in public.

>>79002267
Don't think 20 year olds that played the original game as kids are the same as 10 year olds now. But okay.

>>79002278
miss me gf, she's away. I have a video of us having sex I've been jerking to all week. damn she looks good

Never had a gf and this has made me uninterested in most girls. I suppose this is good because it means I only like girls that I have a connection with.

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>>79002302
post it

>>79002291
Your situation is the following:
A hooker acted nice because you paid her.
Then you fell in love.

She probably has a tumblr where she posts the emails of costumers who fall in love with her to make fun of them.

>>79002302
proof or it didn't happen

>>79002296
those 10 year olds will always ruin it
i love all those old sonic games but the underage fan base literally makes me never want to play another sonic game again
might check out sonic mania tho. looks too good

>>79002319
dude, why you gotta be such a negative nancy? just let him sort his own shit out. if he's optimistic about it let him try it. if he fails he'll learn his lesson.

>>79002318
>>79002322
almost posted a screencap but then I thought about and don't want you fucks seeing any part of my gf

>>79002357
that's cruel anon. without proof i'm left to imagine you are just jerking off to regular publicly available porn and not the great porn of your supposed girlfriend. what a great injustice that would be.

>>79002319
What? Do you know from personal experience?
Everyone has had enough of you.
With that being said good night.

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>>79002357
>has gf
>she's gone for a week
>only masturbate to a vid of you and her

I don't believe this video or your gf exists.

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>>79002384
canuck twerp

>>79002422
I've watched this on pornhub

>>79002422
so cruel, not even a boob.

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>>79001807
I'll be your bf anon

>>79002422
is that two guys? get rid of the white box and post it as a spoiler image.

>>79002422
nice tan bud

mgs 5 was shit

Think there's a chex that fell under my desk guys

Too drunk to find it

I thought Josh Peck was dead

>>79002446
>I've never seen a woman before

>>79002470
show us then.

>>79002482
no you horny runt

go get laid

there's three fucking /cum/ threads in the catalog right now

/dixie/ is better

>>79002505
Jannies haven't deleted early threads with regularity in months. For some reason we are in a big rush to make new editions.

>>79002422
fake and gay

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I THINK I'M GOING TO KATMANDU

>>79002525
>/cum/posters are such virgins that the idea of anyone having sex must be a hoax

I've abandoned my son.

EVERYTHING'S SO BLURRY AND EVERYONE'S SO FAKE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy7cmGyKwek
Does anyone like Rush?

>>79002599
MY STRAW GOES ACROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS THE ROOM

AND STARTS TO DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

>>79002609
Hemispheres is my favorite by them.

>>79002609
tom sawyer is classic dad rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLKWB5rofsg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFRVegQZ_r0

i was busy thinking about boys

I hate music.

Ignore my music collection.

>>79002837
gay

>>79002837
Do you think about me?

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Single strike cadence slip
Once I'll make you my bitch

>>79002853
are you a qt

its been about 20 hours since my last fap. Idk if I wanna give in or see how long I can last

>>79002872
test yourself.

what happened to the guy that was doing no fap?

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Stop masturbating.

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IF YOU'RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME

>>79001332

You're that ninja...

>>79002871
I'm soft and feminine and clean-shaven :3

reminder that /cum/ is a no-cum general. fapping is for the weak.

I do not like marmalade. It looked good but tasted awful.

>>79002899
this

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You had a dream where everything changed
Nothing was the same
You woke up feeling weird
When I’m in bed at night
Falling out, I know that it’s alright
But it’s not the same alone

>>79002902
that's because marmalade is not-shit colored shit in a plastic container

Holy fuck the new Oh Sees album is boring just like the rest of their discography.

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>>79002897
qt uwu

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You've got your ball, you got your chain
Tied to me tight, tie me up again
Who's got their claws in you my friend?
Into your heart I'll beat again

what's the difference between jam and marmalade?

Are you really listening to Dave Mathews band
Gosh dad I didn't know you posted on this shitty general

>>79002932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo7sY2OLcYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdTTWcs8s2U

Literally the only good Oh Sees songs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LLPANAgzw
I KNOWW KARATE, VOODOO TOO

>>79002961
that post is horrible
delete yourself

>>79002964
The opening track to Orc was okay and then I realized who I was listening to.
>>79002985
This post is after 1999 you wont listen to it.

>>79002949
Marmalade is made from citrus fruit instead of some kind of berry

>>79002949
Marmalade is citrus based and still contaons peeling or rind

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>>79003017
too slow

I'm cool

I'm cool

>79003060
>namefag
die

not half as cool as me

You aren't cool i'm cool.

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umm pls don't be rude k thanks

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>watching boondocks on my laptop
>roommate says in a disgusting tone "are you watching anime"
little does he know

My coolness was confirmed by my digits.

You're a loser, got it?

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You really should quit watching anime though.

>bible forbids tattoos
>people go out and get tattoos of jesus and bible quotes
What do they mean by this?

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I think this is enough proof you aren't cool

>>79003116
They're trying to show everyone how stupid they are.

>>79003116
they're "spiritual," i.e. don't want to be bound by any of the tenets of Christianity

I know this is enough proof that I am the coolest

>>78999999

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you live in my dream state
relocate my fantasyyyy~
i stay in realityyyyy~
you live in my dream state

anytime im countin sheep
that's the only time we make up, make up
you exist behind my eyelids, my eyelids
now i dont wanna wake
up

Non-believers will bath in eternal hellfire

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>>79003139
Perfect definition of the word when it's on a Tindr or instagram profile

test

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what's it like being uncool?

>>79003170
test2

>>79003166
What if I repent at last minute?

how many people on here are from /mu/ be honest

>>79003170
test3

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Whats it like to be a loser?
>>79003184
Not good enough.
>>79003187
I'm not from /mu/ i just browse it more than other boards

>>79003195
what are you trying to do?

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im so fucking pissed

>>79003187
Not many I hope, /mu/ is the 2nd-most underage board after /b/. The Chester Bennington suicide proved that.

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>>79003184
assuming you are Catholic
>Jesus must forgive you if sincere
>Spend 100 billion years in Purgatory waiting to be let into heaven

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I wouldn't know. Ask yourself, loser.

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I report all download links to their websites in /mu/ share threads

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>>79003179
>he doesn't have all wild draw4s in his hand

>>79003187
i used to post there in 2012

>>79003223
I liked to watch this movie a lot when I was little

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Looks like the loser draws 4

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I don't waste my time with losers.

See you later, alligator.

>>79003261
It was okay

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See you in 5 minutes

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This is now my thread new rules
NO ANIME
NO ATHEIST

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>>79003310
is witchcraft allowed

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I bullied an instagram thot once and she deleted her post after calling me an asshole

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>>79003322
NO!

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>>79003328
you did good, friend

Is anyone here in an open relationship?

>>79003415
we all are with each other

>>79003423
lol good one

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>swearing on my christian server

/cum/ is the not very rare peepee re-post center

I have alcohol but I'm afraid to drink it because I'm a bitch and don't want to throw up

Why do people think degenerate drinking and drugs will make them happy?

*posts uncommon pepe*
For the upcoming RNH

Should I try to win an xbox one through taco bell?

>>79003483
it makes me forget
im not happy but im not as worried about anything either

>>79003483
You're a fool to believe it won't

>>79003516
this. helps me turn my brain off and enjoy things

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/cum/ is the coolest general

I wish more Finns would hang out with us

Anime is not cool.
Its very much NOT cool

>>79003546
I agree, but do you realize what the average poster here is like? Hint: autism speaks

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>tfw drunk

How are you doing?

Am psych major, I jnow how to pseudo consple you :D

Let jy akl out

You are a terrible person and your major is terrible.
And thats not taking into account you watch cartoons.

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>>79003604
>he posts in the wrong /cum/ thread

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>best day of my life blasting in the lobby

I hate this song so much

Final Fantasy VII ruined western civilization.

>>79003656
objectively good opnion anon

finna listen to abbey road, the only good beatles album

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>>79003661
My boi Tim says otherwise

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>>79003618
I know I'm a terrbile persoj

I hurt my ex and im a selfish worthleds piecr of shit

My major will bring me nothijg

>>79003618
>>79003621
I'm sorru :(

>>79003618
jokes on you, I don't even have a major. I'm NEET dumbass

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>>79003677

>White album isnt their best

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>pretending to be drunk

Watching cartoons isn't going to help you get better.
>>79003677
Rubber Soul is their best album.

>>79003722

pleb tier opinion

>>79003715
And nobody told us
'Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

>>79003722
I watched a lot of cartoons while lethargic and tapering off drugs. I'd say they've helped me plenty

>>79003731
I believe in miracles baby
I believe in YOUUUU

The White Album is the only decent Beatles album tbqh

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>doing drugs

Rubber Soul > White > Magical Mystery Tour

Anything else is a reddit tier opinion.

>>79003715
>thibjibjbg peoooe pretend to. E drunk

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You wake up and see this

>>79003767
learned my lesson obviously didn't I
get fucked normalfag

girls are so qt
it isn't fair

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How are things over there lads?

>>79003797
been touching a lot of women in public without they consent

>>79003797
based

>>79003779
it hurts

>>79003797
Shitposting/baiting on regular social media sites is too easy.

https://www.instagram.com/geishamontes/?hl=en
GIRLS ARE SO QT
ITS NOT FAIR DAMM IT

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I'm reallt drunk parteners

Let'S talk about thr beat death of yhr universe

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*BUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPP* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEIST BTFO SO HARD!!!

god, I hate top 40 music so much

Plwase

>>79003856
m'lady

fuck off

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>pretending to be drunk

>>79003797
Lol that account

https://instagram.com/p/BXgXyMdl4u3/

Lightskin-Darkskin race war is imminent

God, I hate European posters so much

god, I hate "god, I hate X posters so much" posters so much

>>79003901
Never forge your heritage

You can never become not european

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Please

Open up your feelings to my xrunk ass

I'm as aorthtless piece of shit that should babe never been born but i major in psych OPEN. UP TO ME

>>79003901

Im not european

>>79003890
I feel bad for them at this point...

clack isn't cool. clack was never cool.

Am I wrong in thinking that Guinness is the best beer?

objectively false

I am the coolest

God, I hate namefags so much
>>79003925
I'm sorry North African posters.

>>79003936
Yes because it's shit

>>79003951

Im a burger abroad

>>79003963
>>79003963
>>79003963

>>79001441
it's a guy