Fathers day edition
gonna buy some handcuffs
>>79000249
Some cute fluffy ones ?
>>79000249
gib us pics of maid outfit already
>>79000245
I thought the chilean and the argie broke up
>>79000265
not sure yet
>>79000266
noooo... people will repost it and I'll end up like the Russian
just spilled my spaghetti are the shopping centre
>>79000310
I don't repost my bf's smooth legs, you'll have nothing to worry about.
>>79000312
I also went to a shopping center, was kind of shitty. How did you sperg out this time?
>>79000338
other people aren't as dedicated to me as you are
>>79000360
>dedicated to me
I don't know what you mean
>>79000338
>out of food
>go to the store
>at self serve
>forgotten my card
>start sweating profusely
>walk away with the machine asking for monies
>literally shaking
Gonna have to drive across town from now on.
>>79000374
other people will post my pics...
>>79000374
Unsavory people will save the pics and repost them.
>>79000413
Oh I've done that but way worse, I lost my card when I was at the checkout and had to explain to the lady that I had to walk back to my flat and grab my wallet.
>>79000430
Then send them to me on steam...
>>79000459
I see, I wouldn't know because I'm a completely innocent angel.
>>79000492
noh
>>79000492
did you go back?
>>79000492
>I'm a completely innocent angel.
I'm sure you are.
>buy new phone charger for like $30 so I can talk to my father tomorrow
>doesn't work
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79000552
wow rude
>>79000584
Well I had to, they had all my groceries and shit.
>>79000673
ye. maybe someday
>>79000673
Just charge your phone from PC.
>>79000990
That's what I'm trying to do, I only have the USB - type-c adapter
I swear to god if I can't get this working I'm gonna curbstomp a cunt at noel lemming.
Saw this in the catalog.
>>79001073
kiwis btfo
>>79001073
At least we are near the top in something...
>>79001094
>>79001108
Well get to Number 1, one day.
All you have to do is believe.
>>79001165
pls no, I like kiwis
>>79001165
You know what they say... be the change you want in the world,
In all seriousness, suicide sucks and I'd rather you didn't off yourselves guys.
>>79001247
I would genuinely be sad if someone here an hero'd
>>79001346
Samesies.
Yay, work is over for another day
>>79001503
What DO you do for work actually?
I don't think I've ever asked.
>>79001503
Welcome back!
>>79001503
welcome back qt
>my phone turned on
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This is immensely good news my friends
>>79001503
idk you anon but welcome back.
I've been thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you, oh yeah.
>>79001760
wtf stop that
>>79001794
You can't tell him what and what not to think.
>>79001525
I work in a café
>>79001564
>>79001588
>>79001683
It's good to be back
>>79001805
it's creepy
>>79001813
>tfw you will never serve me a cawfee whilst wearing a cute maid outfit
Fucking sales person at the door again.
>>79001817
You never know, he could be a nice handsome lad.
>>79001878
well so are you
but it's still weird
Wish my parents would stop embaressing me lads.
wore panties to class today
>>79002400
Can you at least take some photos of that then?
Just had a fresh steamed pork bun, it was really nice
>>79002400
How did it feel?
>>79002400
Were they your sisters ?
>>79002443
felt fucking great
>>79002430
hmm, maybe
>>79002501
no, they're mine
Souvlaki for dinner before work lads
>>79002513
I wish I knew that feel
>>79002687
go and buy yourself some
>>79002693
I don't think I could
>>79002744
why not qt
>>79002744
Buy some. If the cashier gives you a weird look say they're for your gf.
>>79002744
I think they would go extra well with your smooth legs...
>>79002816
I thought he stopped shaving his legs
>>79002828
No, much to my pleasure he did it again recently.
>>79002836
>tfw wasn't here
did he post pics?
>>79002844
He did, but I won't post them here because I value his privacy.
>>79002852
oh, that's ok
I bet he's qt
>>79002862
Oh it was very qt
>>79002882
when are you two going to meet up?
>>79002891
Who knows, both of us are understandably quite nervous about it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPrzkkbxFeQ
>>79002918
https://youtu.be/tPTrIK0i7b4
>>79002915
yeah...
>>79002766
Too shy
>>79002774
I can barely order food without spazing out, I somehow don't think I could manage buying ladies underwear
>>79002816
Actually my legs got all irritated after I shaved them, so they're not too smooth and covered in red blotches
>>79003010
Just wax em then.
>>79003010
This >>79003043
It makes them a lot smoother too
>>79002918
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q
>>79003043
I think I'll do that next time
>>79003010
>covered in red blotches
Yea that kinda happened to me when I had another go at it
You can probably buy some panties online and get them shipped discretely.
Kiwi anon still not game enough to shave his privates ?
>>79003140
I've trimmed them, but I haven't full shaved then
>>79003252
>I've trimmed them
l-lewd
Auckland is the best city in the world
>>79002766
>head patting with a hat on
>have a lot of hair
>decide I should try trimming it, because I can't even see my dick through it
>forgot to put guard on hair trimmer
>end up like this
>>79003290
Don't know about that, I've never been.
>>79003290
t. zhang
>>79003290
Shouldn't you be campaigning right now Bill?
Should start thinking about dinner I suppose.
>>79003568
What's for dinner laddie?
I hope you are eating well.
I want to shag my cousin
>>79003583
oh
>>79003583
Is he cute?
>>79003582
Might just cook sausages chips and eggs, because I can't be bothered.
>>79003611
It's a girl(female)
>>79003616
Brinner is always a good meal
>>79003619
Oh... that's a bit weird
>>79003642
Are you implying it's not weird if I want to fugg a guy?
>>79003675
It's cuter if it's with a guy
>>79003675
Why would that be weird?
Good morning. Got 0 sleep last night. Good way to start a day.
>>79004703
Why didn't you get any sleep qt?
>>79004778
Just laid in bed whole night without falling asleep. Guess I'm kind of broken.
>>79004818
Sounds horrible. Sleep is important.
>>79004818
I used to have insomnia, but now I make sure watch an episode of Anime before I go to bed, usually a sol like Aria.
Helps me sleep quite a bit.
I guess everybody is gone...
no im still here
I didn't want to make the first move.
I'm shy.
>>79005774
>>79005804
samefag
People can check out but they never leave
>>79005822
All kiwi flags are the same person
>>79005822
Why would I samefag in my own general?
>>79005820
Are you gonna go to bed soon?
I'm back.
>>79005822
guilty
Looks like meats back on the menu boys.
>>79005838
>Are you gonna go to bed soon?
No, I'm a night owl I stay up all night most of the time.
>>79005927
Oh, sorry I mistook you for someone else.
Probably gonna go to bed soon
>>79006064
Preemptive good night qt
Too busy playing game to post.
>>79006381
CUM IN MY BOIPUCCI PLEASE
>>79006547
Don't say lewd things like that!
>>79006815
If he gets to use your boipucci, I get second dibs.
>>79006815
RAVAGE MY BOIPUCCI
>>79006861
You already have a boyfriend you slut.
>>79006875
No, I'm saving myself for marriage.
>>79006980
I was being ironic you silly head.
I'm obviously saving myself for my bf
>>79007010
If you say so.
>>79007134
You don't believe me?
Should I spend $1200 on a GTX1080ti
>>79007186
How rich are you?
If you have a 4k monitor it's not a bad idea, 1080ti scales pretty well value wise for a ultra high end card.
>>79007170
I have my doubts.
>>79007186
Yes then give it to me.
>>79007259
Why would I ruin everything when I already have a cute gf(male) that lives right next to me.
>>79007289
I'm curious are you two going to meet up one day or is this just a internet thing?
New laptop should be here next week.
>>79007350
>are you two going to meet up one day
I genuinely hope so, though if/when we do is probably a little while a way.
I mean there is no rush so why worry.
Put a GTX 1080 ti Red version into a customers pc earlier on in the week.
>>79007534
Should I get 1080 or 1080 ti?
I probably won't buy a new one for many years and I want one that won't be obselete
>>79007468
Hm fair enough.
I don't know if I'd be comfortable meeting people off the internest, although you guys seem "reasonably" sane so good luck.
>get GTX 1070
>only play visual novels
>>79007468
You two should organise something for NYE watch the fireworks together or something.
>>79007556
Not sure. I don't know about graphics cards as I don't play video games.
>>79007556
Can you give me your pc specs and what you want to play?
1060/70/80/ti are all good purchases depending on your resolution and what games you want to play.
>>79007580
I literally met and had drinks with a german backpacker via last nights thread.
>although you guys seem "reasonably" sane
That's very reassuring...
>>79007588
That sounds cute, I'll have a think about it.
>>79007654
My current GPU just broke and I'm thinking of building a new rig while my parents use my old one
CPU will either be 7700(k) or 1700(x)/1800(x)
Also getting new monitors depending on CPU
>>79007697
Ok mate, you've come to the right place.
You'll need 16GB at least 2800mhz Ram
GTX 1080
R7 1700x
Korean 1440 ultrawide monitor
And a B350 mobo (any will do desu, I have the ASUS PRIME)
>>79000249
As long as it's for consensual activities.
>>79008082
Wheres the fun in that?
I've been in bed for ages but I just can't get to sleep
>>79008432
>Sleeping at 11pm
weak
>>79008457
I go to bed around 9:30 most nights
This is late for me
>>79008432
Welcome back to the land of the living qt
>>79008109
I'm assuming that they are a reference to sexual activities, and as such, consent from all involved parties is crucial!
>>79008634
... I guess consensual sex isn't so bad after all
>>79008723
It's really wonderful with the right person.
>>79008751
Wow Wizard, you are full of surprises aren't you?
>You will never be drugged and tied up while multiple men rapes your half-concious body until you are covered in semen inside and out
why live?
>>79008766
That's not me. I'm busy playing Killing Floor.
>>79008803
I say never give up on your dreams
>>79008813
Oh... I guess I can no longer assume every Estonian is you.
>>79008803
You're too far gone.
Well I'm bored of lurking so I'm going to try get to sleep
Goodnight everyone
>>79008855
If it's someone talking about lewd things, it's not me, I'm a virgin.
>>79008910
Good night once again, don't make me say it a third time.
>>79008936
Exactly, that's why I was so confused.
You may be a homo, but you're a virgin homo
>>79008766
I'm not him! I'm just an average, nondescript poster.
>>79009081
Just be happy you aren't a virgin like him
youuu uuuuh you can do anhythiiing
you want to
>>79009126
There isn't anything wrong with being a virgin. It'll happen someday, I think the most important thing is being a good, honest person. Make the world a better place!
I never understood why Wizard has such a hard time, you are only slightly autistic and don't you always go to the gym?
end your lives
>>79009384
edgy desu
shan't be provoked by such shallow insults
>>79000214
I FORGOT TOMORROW WAS FATHERS DAY WHAT DO I DO?
Also out of /10 how angry does pic related make you feel?
>>79009473
10/10
Why would anybody make such a monstrosity
I'm just going to give my dad a phone call desu
>>79009436
stop tripfagging
>>79009554
Stop talking to it
been on balt before you were born
>>79009256
You're nice.
>>79009325
I've known quite a few people in that position, which is why I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes it just takes a little time to happen!
>>79009628
I'm suspicious of how nice you are.
>>79009595
I do my best!
>>79009666
Please don't worry too much about it, it's just who I am. I don't want to cause any concern.
>>79009777
Oh I know your game...
You are being nice to try get a piece of Wizard's boipucci
Very sneaky indeed
>>79009842
Nah, I'm quite all right!
>>79009914
I see you are playing the long game...
I don't blame you
I grant you good luck on your journey, I just hope it's all worth it in the end.
>>79009499
The pic unironically made me feel mad
I'm thinking of buying my dad whiskey.
>>79009938
Leave the poor lad alone he's just a chill dude doing chill shit.
>>79010009
I would buy my dad some craft beer but I live on a different Island and I really can't be fucked with any advanced logistics regarding fathers day.
>>79010019
You're right.
Maybe he's just a good guy, reminds me of Zvejnieks actually
>>79010103
>>79010019
This. Not everyone is so lonely and desperate like you and me.
>>79010289
Here's a fresh Karen right off the press
>>79010522
>lonely and desperate like you
Wow, that cuts deep
>>79010019
Thank you, but no worries! I mean, it is 4chan, I know discussions can get... interesting at times.
>>79010103
I hope I am!
>>79011089
Woah...
Hello Egyptian
>>79011185
What?
>Can't fap to normal porn
>Can only do it to either Anime or traps
Is this what it's like to live like Wizard?
>>79011207
Nothing new, lol
>>79011279
What did she see?
Yeah I have expected that
>>79011304
She saw you reading ntr doujins
>>79011826
rude gif
why would I show her myself reading ntr doujins?
>>79011851
hot yandere sis
lol, smol dick
>doesn't deny doing that
Wow
>>79011924
that fatty is eating again...
yes
lies
that's exactly what I did there though I denied it...
>>79012017
Not fat, lol
truth*
nope, lol
you with proxies >>79006162
>>79012079
hot
she is fat ohimechin is fat...
lies
yes
>you with proxies >>79006162
its one of those times when its actually you but you just change yourself with me? and pretend that its me lol baka hentai
>>79011268
Yes. Feels bad.
>>79012141
She's slim and popular
not me, you, lol
Send me euros so that I would buy more cards desu
>>79012406
pale is hot
no she is fat and gets bullied
yes you
never lmao
>>79011144
>""""""""""""""mena'"""""""""""""
>>79012016
>>79012402
ishallah estonia
>>79012458
yes
no, you, lol
you, cuck
wow, greedy
>>79012537
~!
no I am not fat and I don't get bullied
NO
yes buy it yourself
>>79012572
>was all alone yesterday
>I don't get bullied
Cuck...
But I have you for that
>>79012680
>was all alone yesterday
yes
>I don't get bullied
yes I didn't
>Cuck...
you yes
pfffhahahaahhaah lol
>>79012756
You did, they were laughing while you were alone
No, you
?
>>79012906
that's a futa...
nope
lies. you
I will never buy you stuff lmao loser
>>79012933
I wouldn't know that since I don't play futa vns...
yes, they were laughing and you were nervous, lmao
What's the point of keeping you around then...
>>79012997
but you saved it of a guy who had named it "futa" and yes you do play them
no lies
wow okay...
Exhaustion from lack of sleep is starting catch up, fuck.
>>79013025
> but you saved it of a guy who had named it "futa" and
What?
Nope, I don't
Nervous??
Yes, get deleted
>>79013190
yes you knew that it was a futa so that's why you saved it...
yes you do
no
no...
>>79013215
No.
Proof?
>another lonely year in the uni
You are, lol
>>79013337
*saves this image*
I just know it don't remember what that thread was called
shut up retard!
no I am not
>>79013390
don't
>I-I just know it!!!
Meh...
Lol, nervous and alone
>>79013519
Already did you deleting it didn't change anything now lol
lol hahaha
you yes
>>79013550
...
Weak proofs, futa fag (because it's gay)
you *leaves you and goes watching anime*
>>79013689
lol loser
no my proofs are very trust worthy
futa isn't gay
wow okay... have fun
>>79013766
You, yes
Cringeworthy*, lol
Cringe, lol, denial
Yes, will
>>79013893
dumb demon
no you
>Cringeworthy
you yes
no lies baka idiot
yes go!
Open thread
>futa isn't gay
Close thread
>>79013963
Homura is a dumb demon devil, yes
yes, will
>>79014044
hot
no Homura is good...
no
GO!!!!!
How are all you sweet darlings doing, man? Coming to you LIVE from the United States on this cool September morning, gonna sock it to ya!
>>79014112
my balls itch
does your balls itch
>>79014112
Good workout today. Now I will eat and see if the people in my block want to talk or play cards or something tonight.
>>79014127
But how is your boogaloo, that's the real questions here, baby
>>79014505
I dig it, man, you've got some of that old world glow to you, you understand
>>79014726
I think I understand. Everyone were busy right now, so no social stuff quite yet at least. Guess I will watch powerlifting competition then, maybe they want later. If not, there is still waffle breakfast for everyone in the building tomorrow, will be nice I think. I'll see if I find the couple russians and talk to them a bit.
WAKE UP
cummies
Estonia is best Balt #truth
>>79019839
Yes.
Is washing the inside of my anus during shower gay?
>>79020003
Yes.
>>79020003
No. Being clean is good.
>>79020060
>>79020095
So is it gay or not
AHA
Japanese>Taiwan Chinese>South Koreans>Main land chin*se
FLIP FLAPINGU
>>79020198
Yes.
>>79019585
Hot...
>>79020579
hot
yes...
>>79020671
Yes, hot
>>79020717
hot
yes...
>>79020671
>>79020717
haha, gay
>>79020762
what?
>>79020742
Wow
Go hug your onii-sama!
>>79020816
what?!?!?
no you
>>79020762
?
No
>>79020856
Brocon!
Go do it
>>79020805
>>79020872
You're both girls and you post lewd anime sluts.
That's gay.
>>79020872
No I am not.
No.
>>79020914
I am a guy though
>>79020914
I'm not a girl, she is
Hm, true...
>>79020920
Proof?
Go hug him
>>79020423
Above average post
>>79020914
And you're a gay slut masturbating to futa and other degenerate shit.
>>79020990
good image gonna take it
No I am not.
How does one even prove that lol
He doesn't live here and no I wouldn't
>>79021037
yes
>>79021037
>And you're a gay slut masturbating to futa and other degenerate shit.
This is the truth I wanted to hear
>>79021058
No!!!
You are. Proof that you're not?
He left you? Wow, ntr'd
>>79021260
hot
Yes already too late lol
No I am not. How do I prove that? lmao
????
>>79021342
Miku clone
Delete it!!
Post breasts (hot)
>>79020977
>>79020990
I am not convinced. The russian is probably a girl because she does the the thing where she writes something true but pretends it was someone else saying it.
>>79021037
I am not gay or a slut.
>>79021424
I never said that I'm a girl, fag!
>>79021413
hot
no
No never
I am not a girl I don't have breasts
>>79021501
Yeah, you pretend it's someone else doing things you are. Like you scam games on steam and then pretend it's someone else doing it.
I don't know how to explain, my head hurts.
>>79021538
>hot
>likes guro
Wow
Do it
Pfff
>>79021591
I never lied about scamming people though...
>>79021626
reminder that he hates ananas on a pizza
I do... (You do too)
no won't do it dumb baka
???
>>79021677
>pic
They said that YOU suck, lol
>people who "hate" ananas pizza with ketchup
Bunch of attention whores, nothing more
Wow, yes
Do it
>>79021928
no they didn't
no fuck ananas on a pizza desu i'd rather eat shit
no lies
never
>>79021626
You show pictures of your account and say how many games you've scammed and then later pretend the account belongs to someone else.
I can'r ´´´´t ecplain I'm bad wat words owowow
>>79021980
You can't know for sure...
Do it, lol
>>79021996
Yes, I have around 1027 games now
That account belongs to me, yes
>>79022117
yes you can...
no never
>1027 games
wow!!!!
>>79022158
You can't unless you speak... (remembers about your 3k hours in dota)... Oh, right
Yes, do it >no fuck ananas on a pizza desu i'd rather eat shit
>>79022117
Why do you keep scamming people if you're never going to play those games?
Because I don't think you're going to play 1000 games.
>>79022285
no... what 3k hours in dota? I only have 50 minutes from 2014
no you eat shit lol
>>79022351
It's fun
I'm not, but I can get cards by idling them
>>79022392
I see. Lithweeb lied to me about you being a good person. Unfortunate. Really can't trust anyone.
>>79022391
Pffff, lol
No
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0MOlCAHZR1c
>>79022471
She didn't...
>>79022591
>280 replies
>new thread
You people are nuts