>be Kansan
>come home from milking the cows and shucking corn
>dust storm killed all the crops, the corn is stunted and retarded
>weekly Cat 5 tornado picks up my sod house and deposits it in Colorado
>whatever, all we have is grass anyway
>go into town to get gasoline for my tractor
>Missourians raided, no survivors
>the cutie at the general store is dead
>now i gotta wait for the next wagon train of settlers to get a gf
such is life on the plains
Don't forget the monthly Indian raids
>>78965551
nah, the smallpox blankets took care of them
being disease-ridden Europeans helps with the maizeniggers, but not the sky trying to kill you and Bushwhackers.