>When /int/ is all about shitting over other countries but

>>78962234
Have you met Bjork?

>>78962251
No

Iceland is just a pending member of the US.

>>78962234
You're asking to be bullied, Iceland

nice proxy

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>>78962234
Did you see any elves today? When is Ragnarok? I want to be prepared.

Too many wh*tes

>>78962234

I have around 1.5 years until I get my master's degree...Then I hope to immigrate to Iceland. I have been planing this for 1 year now, and am serious.

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>>78962303
Ef ég væri að nota proxy þá myndi ég ekki tala fullkomna Íslensku.

Didn't your entire country went bankrupt because your president or leader literary sold it?

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>>78962292
0/10, USA literally has 10 years of relevance left max, BRICS is more economically and militarily powerful and China alone will have a larger economy within 10 years according to both IMF and your own Goldman-Sachs. The EU is also a larger economy. The US collapse has already begun, especially in terms of international respect, via Trump. The denial of these facts by Americans is both laughable and pathetic. You cannot even handle North Korea.

Try again.

Is it true inbreeding is a serious problem in Iceland?

I want to be Icelandic

ejyafallajökuul

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>>78962513
>Trying to banter a literal higher evolved being about genetics

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16002593

https://www.nature.com/scitable/blog/viruses101/hiv_resistant_mutation

Nice try Joao stay vulnerable to diseases such as sickle cell syndrome and AIDS

>>78962234
Isn't the icelandic language dying out and being replaced by english?

>>78962513
yes they've been importing my semen for the last twenty-three years so it's starting to become a major issue in the current generation

they're all going to just be me in a couple generations

>>78962234
more like liceland

>>78962653
Icelandic can't die because of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_purism_in_Icelandic

Next

Please let me be Icelandic

>>78962710
WE'RE FULL
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>>78962698
literally hebrew-tier larping

>>78962726
I don't believe you

>>78962727
>I surrender to entropy.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

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>Icelandic tourist industry: COME TO ICELAND
>people actually come
>a lot
>Iceland: pls stop coming to Iceland thx

>>78962330
Ragnarök will come when the sun is swallowed up. The Elves are not known to reside in my part of Iceland.

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>>78962753
>Informate me

>>78962698
The replacement of loanwords won't stop people from just speaking the actual foreign language.
http://nordic.businessinsider.com/icelandic-is-at-risk-of-becoming-an-extinct-language-2017-4/
>"Preliminary studies suggest children at their first-language acquisition are increasingly not exposed to enough Icelandic to foster a strong base for later years,"
>“Teachers are already sensing a change among students in the scope of their Icelandic vocabulary and reading comprehension,” notes Bjarnason.Teachers are even hearing English being spoken among students, according to a local teacher.

>>78962794
It's only sensationalist teachers whining, kids do it until around 16 max, no grown adult would ever be caught speaking amongst their friends, it is a sign of immaturity and quite shameful, in fact it is customary to apologise for the use of foreign words, it's called "að sletta" or "to spill/splash". When kids go into the labour market they are forced to clean up their Icelandic or be considered idiots. Again, try again. Ya Spanish speaking cuck

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>>78962771
>mfw 1% unemployment in this country
>mfw still hate tourists and other foreigners tho

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I wish I was and Icelander

>>78962934
Still gonna move there

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>>78962953
No more foreigners, especially Americans.

>>78962911
Well, let's see in 20 years if your little language can survive globalization.

>>78963000
Try and stop me, pal

>>78963004
Ok, done 1140 years so far..

>>78963020
Are you an engineer? Cause unless you're highly skilled there's no chance they'll let you live and work there.

>>78963020
Gonna dig a moat around the island

>>78963043
I have a Computer Science degree so I dunno. Honestly I just want to live in a Nordic cunt

>it is literally illegal to watch porn in iceland
not so niceland after all

>>78963049
I swim pretty well

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>>78963078
It isn't, but I am sure that you can come up with something truthful instead

>>78962938
Denmark may become a colony of Iceland any time :^)

>>78963068
Iceland is pretty small in terms of population so finding work there as a foreigner is difficult. Although if you were to become a citizen of another nordic country you could move there without much trouble.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Passport_Union

>>78963146
How's Denmark? I know the least about it

>>78963112
for some reason i thought it was

any way give us back our cod you snowkike

>>78963159
Boring and sleepy compared to the other nordic countries, but still a safe place to live.

>>78963193
Boring is fine by me I guess. I've ruled out Sweden because of the immigration crisis and I've kinda ruled out Finland because Finnish seems so much harder to learn.

>>78963193
would you say it's hygge?

>>78962234
http://icelandreview.com/news/2015/07/06/new-study-icelanders-more-anglo-saxon-nordic
wtf i love iceland now

Quarashi is one of my favorites group/bands, is it popular there?

>>78963243
it's pure hygge

>>78963317
hygge

>>78963307
Oh yes, they are very popular here, all their shows sell out, my fav song is Mr Jinx

>>78963342
Yeah, thats the first song I knew about them, and I never stopped listening to them since then.

They are working on a new album, with Hossi returning. It will be sick, I know it.

>>78963382
I'm #hype for the album as well :)

>>78963049

I'll build a pretty big bridge, just for you.

>>78962234
Your country let in one African immigrant. Within 2 weeks, he had sex with at least 22 Icelandic women and infected all of them with HIV

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>>78962698
>High Icelandic" or "Hyper-Icelandic" (Háíslenska or Háfrónska) is a minor movement of ultrapurism, since 2004 headed by Pétur Þorsteinsson. It was started by Jozef Braekmans of Lier, Belgium, alias "Timbur-Helgi Hermannsson" (Timbur-Helgi "carpenter-saint" being his loan-translation of Joseph), around 1992, aimed at removing loan words from the modern Icelandic language. The project has received some media attention in the early 2000s, but it has no official status in Iceland. The language was named after hognorsk ("High Norwegian"), a traditional form of Nynorsk. The second element frónska is derived from frón, the poetic name of Iceland, which was one of the names of the Earth in the Prose Edda. Braekmans also created a lot of symbolism around the language, including the "Thor's country flag.

What the fuck? I love Frón now

>>78962234
Iceland is a place where heaven exsists

>>78962234
money laundering shithole, and self-righteous at this
muh "our bankers deceived us!", "take them down"

fuck, you made your living on this for decades.

>>78963597
The money is ours by right of conquest

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>>78963583
True