it's september 2017
every minute brings us closer to death
we all die anyway
I'm very ugly and have no hope of meeting a woman
edition
Britain sucks shit
anime
>>78960297
>two months until Christmas
>again
;_;
babestation
>>78960297
Puma concolor coryi
Robert Muldoon was undoubtedly the best Prime Minister of any anglosphere country during the 20th century.
On an unrelated note I hope former finance minister Roger Douglas chokes on a fishbone and that former finance minister Ruth Richardson forgets to look both ways when crossing the road.
fatty fat fat got lost on his way to /cum/
The cuckshed. It's made out of vinyl and resin
>>78960380
this is saying that new zealands who leave for australia are stupid, but australians are even more stupider
*wees pants ironically*
>>78960414
woah
love maths
love anarchism
simple as
don't investigate me
>>78960325
>>78960327
>>78960354
>>78960363
>>78960376
>>78960380
>>78960387
>>78960394
>>78960414
>>78960417
>>78960435
>>78960443
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
fantasising about the 'cide again lads
>>78960451
No, this is a thread dedicated to the lad after me getting dubs
Nope
>>78960451
>Christmas isn't a part of British culture
>>78960451
which babestation girl is your favourite?
love maths, love physics, hate the government, hate organised society, not violent just want to do my own thing
Hate waking up sometimes :/
>>78960451
welcome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLDve40cxlk
literally my idol
>one of my MPs is about to back the opposition's anti-nuclear bill and because my majority is so small it will pass
>fuck i don't like this bill, i need a bigger majority, and a drink
>i need an election, and a drink
>hmm... here's a date... wouldn't give me much time to prepare a campaign though...
>wait... if i don't have time to plan... neither do Labour... Rob yer a Genius!
>>78960451
woah
>>78960451
>This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
It was. Like your country, it has been overrun by foreigners and has lost its distinct culture.
>>78960380
>Robert Muldoon
reckon i could beat corbyn in a fair arm wrestle
would not reccomend you to respect him unless you can personally beat him in an arm wrestle
Why shouldn't I hurt other people's feelings over the internet for my amusement?
https://streamable.com/3zjhm
British police woman stands there as a negroe sexually assaults her. British police """"men"""" stand and do nothing
Really makes me think
>>78960519
/eire/ would get more foreigners if it wasn't so shit
and most of you come here
Heh heh, fools...they'll never realise my clever ploy for easy (You)'s
>David Lange's name is pronounced "David Longie" rather than "David L-ange" (rhyming with "Flange")
wtf
Might take a melatonin to fall asleep at a decent hour tonight lads.
What does the average /brit/on think of gingers?
>>78960507
suc
>>78960559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjLI1q0OOsA
hmm
really makes ya think
every time i see an ad for ubereats i want to strangle the woman speaking in it
>>78960559
>"""sexual assault"""
we got a feminist legbeard over here
if a british man isn't completely open to arm wrestle with other normal british men then i shall have to assume he is a nonce (paedophile)
>>78960519
desu I come here for the British culture and I always get it
>>78960591
Growing up, I always thoughts British people were sophisticated and smart
Funny how things change lol
if a nonce isn't completely open to arm wrestle with other normal nonces then i shall have to assume he is a British man (paedophile)
https://twitter.com/ESRBRatings/status/902889869411745793
>>78960597
i saw a vid where a guys arm exploded while armwrestling
and my cousin dislocated his shoulder doing it
ill be giving it a miss i reckon
>>78960629
t. nonceophile
Me on mondays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI
>>78960580
do strawberry blondes count?
me on mondays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A
>>78960621
>seeing a video of a few people belonging to a country of 70 million and basing your idea of the populace on that
excellent well done x
Who was the guy who was pretending to be Chinese in Bioshock?
*comes home*
can i tell you lads a secret?
i don't think they'll ever let me move to new zealand
WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN LADS
WHERE'S HARPER?
>>78960580
I love them
>>78960689
I'm not white. Am I allowed to refuge in Canada?
>it's a retarded foreigner thinks London = England episode
my dad is going to look at pic related tomorrow lads. it has like 350hp
he'll probably buy it the absolute mad man
>>78960688
atlas
>>78960729
Hello deano
*bleps*
canada will ovetake the USA
>>78960730
Thought I was remembering it differently. Thanks
>>78960729
goin to buy a honda cbr500r after i graduate
>>78960729
i'm physically incapable of giving less of a shit
>>78960706
love sharpe
>>78960737
he's in his 60s
>it's another rorke tries to pretend that london does not exist episode
>>78960723
i'd be willing to bet that a good amount of /int/ bases their views of the UK on the caricature headlines and youtube videos that are often posted here
actually you can see proof of that by visiting any thread about the country that isn't this one
>>78960729
350hp isn't that good for a car, does it have any damage reduction?
>>78960783
>does it have any damage reduction?
what do you mean? of course it's a safe car, it's a volvo
Imagine living in a country where you're ashamed of your country's largest and richest city
L_____
don't like the colour blue, except for dark blue
>>78960765
Rasheed
just had quite a nice night ama
i really do love and appreciate our canadian dairy farmers
>>78960801
t. Melbourne
canada is the second worst country in the anglosphere after the uk
i was busy thinkin bout boys
bading
boys
bading
boys
Any anglo saxon man want to breed my italian sister?
>>78960811
not really, i've been a member of the alt-right counterculture since 2016. i don't see how the so-called "browning of britain" is bad, we should embrace our future as a diverse country. skin colour does not matter.
>>78960844
Sydney's cool though, the whining about L_____ on here is something else
jamaica is the worst country in the anglosphere VERY closely followed by ausfalia
the virgin Wilson
>wins by a majority of 3
>is short
>only lives to be 79 years old, doesn't contribute to public life after about 1980
>is a monarchist
>so pathetic the security services don't even bother removing him
>does so little to harm the bourgeoisie that he wins 4 elections
>forgotten by his party almost immediately after Callaghan took over
the chad Whitlam
>wins by a majority of 9
>is a giant
>lives to be 98 after a long history of contributing to public life, including helping to campaign for an Australian republic
>sees constant subversion by the CIA almost from the moment of his appointment
>is so dangerous to the bourgoise that after 2 election victories, the CIA stooge John Kerr [Juan Kerr] undemocratically removes him from his post, to the outrage of all good Australians, but even this can't stop him contributing to public life.
>ALP grandees still fear the return of the unreconstructed Whitlamite
>>78960751
>going to buy a """"sports"""" bike which literally cannot corner
hello mongo
get a hyosung gt650r
*swigs milk from the bottle*
heh, i have it good
Fucking NEED a gf.
>>78960872
no it isn't
>>78960900
yes it is
be quiet
>>78960894
"You can have me, anon. :3"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Bfscle7aA
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
handsome but social skills of a decaying fly
>>78960894
hmm
*adjusts glasses and then scribbles on my notepad 'would strongly advise notifying all women in the area to avoid this man*
>>78960909
not really
and no
>>78960915
know this feeling
reading my autism report now (unironically.)
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98794YNPXEg
White people have no culture
stella cox has floppy boobs
hey /brit/ do that thing where you post the average looking bints in nightclubs and then all the runts drool over them
hey canada do that thing where you make a good quality po- oh wait
>>78960943
um no sweetie x
>>78960762
You're alright, Anon. Even if you are a frog.
*laughter from the ranks*
RIGHT
HARPER
GET THESE INSOLENT BASTARDS BACK IN LINE
There's werk to be done.
>>78960890
it's going to be my first bike yet i still need to be able to go 65mph because of where i live. i've heard good things about it, never heard of a hyosung gt650r
Social skills of a loveable rogue but face of a steaming pile of dog shit
>>78960928
Trips of truth say it is, punk
Response?
white australia has a black history
>>78960980
whats this movie
>>78961001
a lesser man would rub this in
i'll let this mocking photo of stacey dooley do the same
>>78960580
love em
>>78961008
post latest susan
>>78960913
life is so unfair
some guy some where will have this girl head over heels in love with him, me however, people recoil at my face
>>78961012
It's called One Pace Forward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t0Gk0nffXA
>>78960861
know an italian-yank girl who's a proper teaboo
watches the mighty boosh and everything
>>78961033
you arrive in the skies over New Zealand
>>78961052
>3121
impressive, very nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2nvaI5fhMs
>australia
my messenger app stopped giving me the little circle popups wtf
why is it called blackjack and not whitewilliam
racist much?
>>78960580
They get bullied for being ugly mongs
hoping for the ol die in sleep overnight
>>78961052
One on right had a really unfortunate face
>>78961098
would bully her minge with my dick
The Jewish Question is a needed scapegoat for Blue Pill Betas who can't possibly accept that what has happened to society is a reflection of women's true polygamous and hypergamous nature.
Accepting this fact would annihilate their lifetime ego investments in the idea that women don't really like Chads, they've just been convinced they like Chads by the Jews, and a "good girl" free of Jewish influence waits for them for some point in my life.
Quite frankly I'm embarassed to be part of the same movement as people who believe the Jews are behind everything, it's cringe-worthy levels of conspiracy.
>>78961066
>wumpa jumpa
>>78961113
Fuck off
think if i'd be dead right now if i had been bornnin england
i've tried to kill myself several times as it is and i like in a country where the sun exists and the future isn't bleak and full of pakis
>>78961113
ah yes, western culture
love watching the decline of the white race
>>78961113
*slowly deletes pornhub tab*
>>78961122
alri leibowitz?
>>78961149
paddy touched a nerve did he?
>>78961113
*slowly sparks zoot*
>>78961165
Fuck off
>>78961152
but maybe if you werent in a country full of aussies you wouldnt have tried killing yourself
>>78961113
social interaction is actually one of the biggest causes of depression
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-41118415/us-police-dashcam-we-only-kill-black-people
>>78961159
TFW when you cum and then have to close like 40 tabs
>>78961152
Brits have a bit more grit though. If you'd been born here you'd be better at handling misery.
>>78961113
6 out of 10
anyone wants to meet up and b successful??
>>78961183
Prove it
>>78961113
saved
guaranteed (You)s
>>78961182
australians are nicer, less autistic brits
>>78961183
you know I think there's some truth in this
I'm only ever lonely when I'm around other people
>>78961152
yeah, some EDL lad would have roundhouse kicked your abbo arse into your grave by now
tek off yer jackets an stocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQnHHD9lMfY
Why does my wrist hurt?
>>78961186
thats what incognito tab is for, to keep everything organised and easily disposable
>>78961254
and it makes your activity untraceable
>>78961219
reckon an average australian bogan could heem an average english chav easy
>>78961186
>line up a load of porn tabs
>cum on the first one
>>78961267
>To your mum?
yes
>To anybody else
no
But I guess thats all that matters
need to breed an asian woman 20 years younger than me (20 years from now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0V-LGaqJcs
can't stand the irish
>>78961220
so napoleon marched his guys in columns? as in like this
|
|
| - - - - -
|
|
?
why didn't everyone do that
what advice would you give to someone that has absolutely no more links to its birthtown
like
no studies
no job
no gf
not many friends
family is pretty much gone
whats the next move ? travel ? find a job somewhere else ? social ?
Wakefield western out when Ludhiana
Me and the gf and the bull.
>>78960507
reply to me i have a question
... Incessant banging from upstairs ...
someone tuck me in? going to bed x
>>78961282
nah
>>78961322
kys
>>78961220
how do i unlock sharpe-mode?
wakefield? isn't that down south somewhere?
>>78961296
nah it's nsa proof
>>78961347
>going to bed
think I might I join ya
>>78961347
I'll tuck my dick in your bum
me on the left
>>78961316
*bombs your legs off*
there you go, you can sit instead
wakefield is distinctive in being both utterly dire and absolutely crammed full of poofs
>>78961367
>>78961390
wonder what it's like being fucking nuts
>>78961357
Leeds
cHEEKY SPLIFF LADS
Was just having a think about when I used to play wow back in burning crusade
good times
any kyuss man in
>>78961382
On a scale of Brighton to port Talbot, just how grim is Wakefield
>>78961426
degenerate
what the actual fuck actually
is that a literal branch
need food
>>78961498
just a stem init
>>78961354
tek off yer jackets an stocks
and post pics
>>78961408
you know how when you drive to work and sometimes there's like a 30 minute period that just seems gone? like after you pull out of your driveway the next thing you remember is pulling up to work? i imagine it's like that 30 minute in between period
>>78961475
>port Talbot
hate how wales is just seen as a backwards land now
wish we could get our industry back
it's like those old stalinist industrial cities in the ussr that have turned into drug addled shitholes since 1991
dine pon mi coky
>>78961529
Looking in the wrong place lad.
Go to a church. They won't judge. And they'll feed you.
>>78960297
Wtf
Is this /britfeel/?
>Straight, Woman, Single, 5’ 7”
>White, Speaks English, Attended Post grad, Christian
>Drinks socially, Doesn’t have kids but wants them, Pisces
bio of a cute 22 yo girl who liked me on okcupid
>>78961594
it's the feel nigga hours
>>78961475
Wakefield is the most powerful city in England sweetie x
>>78961580
>/brit/
>working
>driving to work
I mean to give the French a damn good thrashing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsYPUfMSUBM
>I come from deepest core of Finnish meme base.
>Something big is coming. Something that will change everything. Finland will do it again. Countrywide bans will be set.
>Spurdo will spärde once more.
>>78961623
Does Deano have feels?
>>78961629
forgot it takes 30 minutes to drive 2 times across their shitty little island lmao
>>78961593
it's 3 in the fucking morning
haha
>>78961680
The moment he has feels or becomes self-aware, he stops being a Deano
>yank hours
dire
>>78961692
I spent 3 hours today driving 50 miles
Wakefield is a shitho-
>>78961713
What does he become? A lad?
>>78961700
Drink some water and make some plans. Plans that involve you not ending up like this again.
flat earth is real
>>78961740
A depressed drone
>>78961762
So a /brit/ poster
Sad...
>>78961680
>tfw mike gets dumped from love island before you got to find out whether he really had a thing for georgia
>tfw might not be able to cover this month's audi finance after spending most of your pay this month on that holiday in palma with smithy and the boys
>tfw the missus drags you around top shop to finance this month's instagram fashion trends for her
me sah? no sah. never sah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCkS9S7b8uc
based postlethwaite at his finest
>>78961647
looking forward to it
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10 DAYS 'TIL 11/9 LADS
diddidididididid over 1000 words tonight so far hate it not finished yet through
I'm Jamaican
Give me (you)'s
>>78961781
He doesn't "worry" about that though, it's a minor inconvenience until he can charge it to his credit card and it's next month's problem
>>78960325
LOS
>>78961876
ok ko fight till the end you are my best friend
If you actually (You) American posts you need to get your head sorted
Remember David Cameron? This is him now. Feel old yet?
>>78961956
Who?
love trotskyites
https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/902579750505504769
>>78961956
cold out?
>>78961921
I always assume everything is a Liam copy pasta that I've missed at some point
ANIME
Um sweaty... my sister asked you a question??
HOLD THE DOOR
COLD THE DOOR
COLD TH' DOOR
COLD DOOR
COLD DOR
COLD OR
COLD OUT
Anime
bought a pair of beats earphones for €50
anime
>>78962007
hmmm yes ahhh yes hmm indeed yes, quite, indubitably hmmm yes
hope noboy noticed i had a cheeky wank in the airport
>>78962022
enjoyed this post
how do i get better at talking to people
>>78962048
Jokes on you, I got mine for free
getting a kebab
>>78962102
well mine were like 70 quid cheaper than they would be in the shops
>>78962096
How To Make Friends And Influence People
I swear by it.
just stole a mate's television
>>78962080
i did
>>78962117
pic
just caught my mate stumbling out the house with a microwave
>>78962096
just stabbed my mate's rat in the ear
>>78962144
can't drink desu, it makes my muscles ache afterwards it's horrible.
just gave the rabbit a good bludgeoning
You're all so witty and clever on here I find it hard to believe you're not just pretending to be socially inept as some ironic joke.
>>78962144
you quoted me with this picture yesterday
what was that supposed to mean
>Summer is almost over
NOOOOOO
just raped myself in the shower
>>78962161
You must be great fun at parties....
>>78962186
irishmen drink
>>78962188
there's a frost advisory here
>>78962168
im actually p witty in social situations but it all goes away if im talking to women
>>78962188
great, we're one season closer to winter (the superior season)
>>78962195
thanks for making me feel bad
just pulled a bum hair and did a nose wee
>>78962199
brits introduced it to us to keep us down
>>78962207
just keep talking to women and you'll realise how fucking daft they are
>>78962212
You already posted anime so I'm just pointing out the facts
>>78962129
haha
>>78962209
>winter is the best season
Starting to wonder if i might be gearing myself up for slaughter if i go into student politics. No time for "more mental health services at the gym!!" runts.
>>78962233
fuck off normoid yank chad
>>78962233
it's comfy and you have christmas to look forward to
>>78962136
the virgin ways to win friends and influence people
>>78962229
the vast majority of women I talk to are so uninteresting and never add anything to a conversation other than laughing.
cant carry a conversation by myself desu
>The Virgin Chad vs The Chad Virgin
Just a possible meme idea in the pipeline
>>78962233
Britain doesn't have winter just let them live their little fantasies
>student politics
Not even once.
>>78962258
was a virgin until I applied these principles
>>78962209
i just want to be able to take my comfy walks in the cold with my comfy jacket on. is it too hard to ask? wish the north had the culture of the south. only thing i hate about it here is how fucking hot it is all the time. might live up north and come down here for the winters
business idea: reform america into a parliamentary system, creating a new office of Prime Minister of the United States, and making the President a ceremonial position, and split the major parties into several new parties
Democrats split into:
Progressive Party - Social progressives, social democrats, Hillary-ites
Labor Party - Democratic socialists, trade unionists, Bernie-ites
Center Party - Centrists, liberals, Obama/Bill Cinton-ites
Republicans split into;
Conservative Party - More centrist and moderate Republicans
Nationalist Party - Nationalists, Trump-ites
Christian Party - Christian conservatives, bible-bashers, Cruz-ites
>>78962271
I'd be impressed if you pulled it off
>>78962293
not a word
>>78962255
late summer and fall is the best season because of aesthetics. Winter is just grey with snow only sometimes.
>>78962290
>the culture of the south
rednecks, niggers and chicken?
>>78962304
yank opinions not welcome
>>78962271
>>78962307
blacks make the best food so they're an essential part of the south. so pretty much i guess
just laughed at a nigger on the street, told him to go back to africa i did
>>78962319
this is literally my cousin. he broke up with his girlfriend because she wanted to have sex and gave him an ultimatum. think it's pretty cool that he has that much conviction but my mom and sister both mocked him behind his back for it. cunts
why does /v/ have such shit taste?
>weebshit
>overrated indy
>popular pvp (cuckwatch, moba)
that's 95% of the threads right there
>>78962339
good lad
>>78962319
this is actually me minus the purity ring
>>78962320
are you conflating cajun food with black food? because i think you are
>>78962339
sounds like a based virgin chad
disregard whores and jezebels
more yanks in here than in /cum/
is /cum/ really that bad?
>>78962352
reddit is why
>>78962365
I'm sure it is mate
>>78962319
done it backwards bro this is the chad virgin
>>78962296
Watch this space
whos your favourite serial killer lads
>>78962352
because all of the people with good taste fled to /vr/
They're gonna make an early new lads. I can smell it. BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW... Those of you who stand with me, until this thread is done, I respect you.
Get ready. And if someone makes a new after the three hundred and ten mark. I'll be there.
SOUTH ESSEX
PREPARE TO HOLD YOUR POSITION
>>78962384
Hannibal Lecter
irl serial killers (at least the ones who get caught) tend to be creepy unattractive brainlet pervert virgins
>you live in a nation of traitors to the crown
>>78960297
>An oak is a tree. A rose is a flower. A deer is an animal. A sparrow is a bird. Russia is our fatherland. Death is inevitable. — P. Smirnovski, A Textbook of Russian Grammar
>(from The Gift by Vladimir Nabokov)
>>78962404
>>78962392
I'm with you
>>78962374
autistic spamming leafs ruin every general they touch
Is it posted before 310 posts?
Then report it
HE'S MADE A NEW
HOLD YOUR POSITION
and of course this man, who shouldn't have shaved his head
REPORT
DO NOT MIGRATE
HOLD
in here lads
We've hit bump limit lads. But don't let that fool you.
HARPER
Stay here with me lads.
WHERE'S HARPER?
We're posting in here until page 9. And damn any bastard who migrates.
NOW WHO'S WITH ME?
CHOSEN MEN
HOLD
>>78962477
>>78962446
>>78962508
>>78962495
So we meet again ol Sharpe
>>78962527
BASTARD
YOU'LL HANG
BUT NOT BEFORE I SEE YOU SHOWN FOR WHAT YOU ARE
>>78962562
>>78962562
>>78962562
Made a proper new seeing as the early one is illegitimate
Is this true?
He's done another new. And you've all fallen for it. Don't come to me when this is a wasteland. You make me sick.