>the United States declares war on your cunt >this bad

Unsink Congreso Mexicano and hope for the best

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Return fire

stand in awe since it sailed all the way up from the black sea then sink it with field artillerly

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>>78925015
even as any American this always get me

the brits turned a bits of a frigate of ours into a mill

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>>78925015

But my cunt's capital has no harbor.

>>78925015
My capital's... harbor?

>>78925015
> my capital's harbour
American education, everyone.

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>>78928219
I do hope you aren't mad.

>>78928248
no it's just funny, it's like the ultimate ego-killer

>>78928222
certainly it has

>>78928248
it's very fucking rude

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>>78928219
brits literally sent the most well-fought battleship ever to be scrapped and it was their own ship, do you think they would pity yours

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Warspite_(03)

>>78925015
Celebrate.

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>>78925015
Blow the shit out of it with this
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>>78925015
Let it go ham until the ammo is gone, nothing of value was lost.

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>>78925015
>Fires back at you

>>78928323
they couldn't save it

>>78930509
That's a nice ship-museum. Really enjoyable.

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>>78925015
It's time.

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>>78925015
Send in the SBS to fuck your shit

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>>78925015
>Jam communication in Malacca strait
>Give false direction to merchant ships and get USS McCain on crack
The sight of miles long ship pile up would be glorious as half the world shipping goes up in flames and crushed metal.

We'll start dancing and singing "CARNAVAL DI SALVADÔ", bundas and tits everywhere, your soldiers will come to dance too and we'll steal your ship.

Our capital is landlocked

>>78925015
reminds me of the quasi-war...

>>78925015
>hits a bunch of shipping containers
>hits a disused powerplant

>>78925015
Assuming it sails up from alexandria
>be ship
>hoisting American flag
>somehow manage to split past the intense coast guard
>sail up the river
>manage to absolutely avoid the river guard
>going to cairo
>ram a tiny fisher boat
>"you son of a bitch to what house do you belong to ?"
>local looks up
>sees burgerflag
>gathers his bethren and throws molotov cocktails
>ship down before reaching capital