>be me, visiting London >going down the escalator to the

>>78911449
The worst thing is that when you actually do call someone out and tell them to move, all the other people who waiting and tutting look at you like you burned their house down.

Fuck 'em.

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>>78911582
>someone calls me out and tells me to move
>i look back at them confused, like I don't understand english, and continue standing there

I do this every time I go to London

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>>78911818

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>be me again
>visiting london, walking around crowded downtown area wearing braves jersey
>smalltalk locals about recent braves games, about how they're not doing so well
>they're visibly nervous and try to go along with the conversation like they know what i'm talking about, almost to the point of tears
>do this on purpose

>>78911449
>>78911651
>>78913344
Whom are you quoting? Dumb frogposter.

>>78911582
>>78911449
In Moscow people just push aside those who stand on the wrong side.

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>>78913426
myself

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HEY BRITS!

>>78911449

>everybody is mad but nobody says anything

That's where I know it's a fake story

>>78913426
>what is a greentext?

>>78916727
a quoting function

>>78917170
>this dumb chink