Whenever /int/ has a bread thread, all the Euro flags start

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>>78902246
For no reason, Spain's bread is based and so it its whole cuisine

>>78902246
any example?

>>78902429
Happened a couple days ago when Germans started shitting on Spain's bread with absolutely nothing to back them up

g*rman bread is disgusting

>>78902476
germans? spaniards make much better food than them

>>78902246
It's not like Spains bread is exceptional bad, it's just ridiculous to claim that it's compareable to the best bread, which Germany makes.

French bread=shit.
Italian bread=lol, do monkeys even bake?

>>78902601
Yeah I didn't understand either
Without saying German food is shit, because it's not, I don't know how they can possibly spit on Spanish food

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>>78902601
That's not true

German black breads are an insult for the gourmets

>>78902626
At this point I don't if Germans here are trolling or legit think they are the best, in which case they should take upon their shoulders the mantle of our alleged French arrogance

>>78902750
It's not really arrogance when it's true.

>>78902666
fuck you satan that's my opinion

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>>78902913

>>78902976
Nope.

>>78902333
My nigga

You know whose bread is utter shit? Anglos

>>78903155
If you are trying to hijack the debate with a common enemy, well, it's working
Fuck you Nigel come and fite me

>>78903180
It's not about derailing the thread, it's about exposing the truth.
German bread is shit, but UK/US is way worse.

>not one angl* has come posting here yet
they fear the breadmasters
they don't want confrontation

>>78903389
Their posting licences may have expired

what kind of bread do spaniards even have? I've never traveled so I only know bread from my own country

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>>78903510

We don't eat bread cause we cut out on the carbs so we look good when we fuck all ur girlfriends when they come here for holidays

>>78902710
To Humanity.
To them all the white bread is "ciabatta" or "bagette" and it always tastes nd feels like ruberband.

>>78902913

Let me explain a couple things to you, Uli:

Nowadays we have been culturally enriched with durum and there's a kebab shop round every corner. But you won't see me telling Turkey: "hey, we are best kebab now".

Because we don't have kebab running through our veins. We are bread. We are become bread. Bread is absolutely INDISPENSABLE in every meal. Our national dish isn't paella, cocido, fabada or whatever, it is le bocata. Even our breakfast is bread with tomato or oil. We live the bread, we sleep with bread. Le fat bread, le baguette bread, le barra bread, le hogaza bread, le etc

Sure you'll probably have these posh "boutiques du pain" where Hilda and Uwe go to get some once or twice in a month just to order "le tres chic pain, bitte". But that only proves you're a plastic, bretzel snacking faggot, du pain little aficionado.

The only thing running through your veins, Benno, is le wurst and that disgusting soup of that bitter vegetable.

>>78904124
Jesus, no need of getting that mad over having worse bread than us.

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Most European bread is terrible t bh.

>>78904290

>le anglo shows up in the thread with le sliced bread

>>78904190
>germans
>good bread
the only decent bread you make are kaiser brodchen.

>>78904515
I don't get it.

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rye bread is the only acceptable bread. enjoy getting manboobs and potbelly from wh*te bread

>>78903155
Our bread is fine unless you eat nigger brands like Wonder Bread.

>>78904124
>he thinks only spane eats bread
every rural european region eats bread, there wasn't a lot else people could afford.
>frenchies judging the cuisine from some dried out slice of shit they had on a german highway gas station

>>78904750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smusX8AirYY

please translate

damn germans, stop bullying spain

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78904815
>mongol boy tries slice rye bread
>cuts his finger
>manly man responds "well are you hungry or not?"
>hard as life.

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>>78902246
Do they? Anyway, guiris get their bread from touristic spots where they get frozen bread.

>>78904750
this
nothing is better than freshly baked rye bread with pickled herring

Only good bread ir rye bread! Period.

Southern "europeans", asians, negroes and hamburgers dont even know what the fuck rye bread is.

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>>78905181
My grandparents planted rye for their bread, though. Ask for pan de centeno, dunno if it's easy to get it in Benidorm and other places dutch visit.

>>78902601
>germans? spaniards make much better food than them
Sausage? No
Cheese? No
Baked Goods? No
Paella and Jamon are based but I wouldn't say Spanish is better.

>>78904290
>>78904344
>Twice the wheatgerm goodness of brown
>Source of fibre
>Rich in calcium
>Thicc with no artificial preservatives

How can yuro breadlets compete?

>>78903281
>but UK/US is way worse
We just make/eat Euro breads unless you're poor. There was no reason to reinvent the wheel.

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>>78905326
The sausages you eat arr rook same. Good for a cheap hot dog with a shitton of ketchup and other sauces.

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>>78905266
needs more seeds

>>78905471
That looks fucking delicious. Recipe?

>>78905471
Germans have a fuckton of different types of sausages.

>>78904124
Fugg, this guy is legit mad.

Anyway Spanish rural hogaza > whatever Mischbrot whites come up with.

>>78905480
Blue board, Anon.

>>78905540
Spanish chorizo (portuguese works as well)
Potatoes
Eggs
All fried.

When I was a kid it was my favorite dish from my grandma.

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>>78905564
So do we.

protip: if you have to add any sauce to your sausage it means it's shit

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>>78905471
>The sausages you eat arr rook same.
jesus you are just talking out of your ass and repeating TV memes at this point.
The vast majority of sausages is not meant to be eaten in a hotdog or hot at all.

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>>78905723
Your pic just reminded me that slaughtering season is getting closer. Can't wait for having some blood pancakes.

>>78902246

Spain is bullied. Period.

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My bread recipe:
1-75% all purpose flour, 25% whole-wheat flour
2-make a hole in the middle of the wheat mountain
3-put melted butter or olive oil
4-put yeast (I make my own yeast in jars)
5-put sugar
6-spread some salt all around the circunference
7-pour in warm water
8-time to get your hands dirty
9-once it's an elastic dough-ball let it rest for one hour in a dry, room temperature place
10-after one hour shape it the way you want
11-let rest for another hour
12-put in the oven until done (it will be double it's size

done
du pain frais à l'anon

>>78905711
>protip: if you have to add any sauce to your sausage it means it's shit
Other than curry wurst I've never seen sauce on German sausage maybe some mustard on the side but it compliments the flavor.

>>78904290
T H I C C

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Behold and bend your knee before award winning czech bread-the king of the breads

>>78905952
>I make my own yeast in jars)
Since this is 4cham I don't even want to know.

>talk to foreigner
>mention how bread+butter are patrician
>"haha bread? are you poor?"
How come foreigners only talk about bread on 4chin-chins?

>>78902246
Ive never seen that happen
Bread is almost essential in any spanish meal (no loaf bread, the real deal)

>>78906105
When I was a kid we used to eat bread plus butter and sugar on the top of it

>>78906131
>bread with butter and sugar
I used to do that with white processed bread when I was a teen. Cool.

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>>78906070
Schniztel with czech bread?

Your friend for the mountain trips

You can climb any mountain with this "lambas" tier food

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>>78906095
You have to feed it every day, but it never fails!
The secret for a nice fluffy bread lies in the yeast.

>>78905564
they stole them from us

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>this french flags defending spanish food

expats or do french really hate germans?

>>78906095
nigga that's literally how everyone does it including breweries.
you take the foam from fermentation which is rich in yeast and cultivate them.

>>78906206
Any pictures of the finished bread?

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>>78906300
Probably he's from Southwest France aka Spain 2.0

>>78906382
My sister and I already ate the last bread we made last Saturday. I will post it on /brit/ next time I make one.

we invented the sandwich

reminder you ALL consume anglo cuisine

>>78904124

almost read this

>>78902333
Indeed. Yours is top tier too.

Spain and France are god at cuisine, there's no discussion on it.

>>78906300
I just live in the south in Languedoc so I feel much closer to Spain than Germany
And I've been in Spain enough times to taste stuff beyond meme paella and tortilla.
I've also been in Germany and while I enjoyed the food there they have 0 reasons to proclaim themselves better

Germany and Italy make the best bread in Europe

The French makes the best bread of all mankind

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>>78906531
bocadillo>sissy sandwich

>>78906105
Bread is awesome and most people love it. You've just met a bunch of assholes

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>>78906991

>>78904124
Not gonna lie, when I was studying abroad in Spain it seemed that way. Half the cuisine is bread and pork (no problem with that btw). Every day I ate lunch with my host family and even if we were having rice, potatoes, and beans, there was always a huge loaf of bread on the table. They said the meal wasn't complete without it.

>>78905471
fuckkkkkkk, gimme that

I miss huevos rotos so much

>>78902626
Redpill me on German bread.

Rye Bread is a European bread by the way, and isn't German.

>>78904750
Rye bread is alright, but white bread is often better.

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>>78906991
>Europoors trying to re-invent the McMuffin

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what's wrong with this?

>>78907927
We were talking about food tho

>>78908014

at least post Broa

>>78908063
broa is a shit desu

>>78907845
Never said that rye bread is German.

>>78907886
and a lot unhealthier

>>78904124
>>78904344
> le
Tienes que irse

>Germany prides itself on having the largest variety of breads worldwide. More than 300 basic kinds of bread are produced with more than 1,000 types of small bread-rolls and pastries. It has been estimated that the basic kinds of bread are so widely varied by more than 16,000 local bakeries that more than 1,000 different breads have been presented at a 2005 Cologne bread show. Germans are worldwide the biggest consumers (per capita) of bread, followed by Chile.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_in_Europe

the only thing i knew about spanish bread is that german expats often complain about not finding good ones, except maybe some sort of baguettes

>>78905326

>Sausage? No
>Cheese? No
>Baked Goods? No

Tell me that you are trolling and that you are not this idiotic/ignorant. Please.

>>78908864
pretty sure he means sausages as in "embutidos/enchidos".

>>78909163

He fails in either case.

Also having more than 200 different types of cheese and reading that is almost insulting.

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>>78908864
desu besides the meme sausages i literally don't know any german food, so it's hard to say if they are better or worse. most tourists just enjoy the "spanish food" from touristic traps anyway. i meet many eastern euros that were surprised about the kind of food we eat that they didn't even want to try, pic related

>>78908802
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_in_Europe
>No France

Delete

>>78903155
yes and it is an absolute disgrace, they have god tier cheese and they savours them with shit crackers. holy shit.

>>78909332
cow's tongue is incredible, but i think it's eaten pretty much all over

i dont think you realise how most people who have no contact with the rural environment don't know even about the local cuisine, portuguese retards who tell you that bitoque or francesinha is the best food in portuguese cuisine should be shot immediatly

>>78907927
reckon mc muffins are good desu

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>>78909466
>it's eaten pretty much all over

yeah, but it seems young people from the east don't eat it

>>78905540

Please tell me you are joking...Surely you know what recipe means?

>>78906105

Normies grow up never having eaten homemade bread, or any kind of real bread...they only think of the pre-sliced loafs from stores and nothing else.

Thank God for my grandmother baking break every day.

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>>78902562
Too much. This is just too much.
I have no problem with anyone saying german food sucks.
But there is no country outside germany(and perhaps its direct neighbours) which has any bread culture that comes close.
And then some fucking italian mocks german bread? has to be a joke.
fuck all you filthy southerners with your toasts and "baguettes".

>>78909699
I-I might have been, but Spanishanon gave such a nice reply, so shh.

>>78903472
Underrated

>>78907927
>americans in charge of bread
>they need fast food restaurants to even know of the existance of bocadillo/bocatas
>1€ bocata costs 4€ because apparently nobody else knows how to slice bread in half and put stuff in the middle

>tfw legitimately butthurt
The ignorance is unbearable. It is common knowledge that the German has been blessed with the best bread in the world by the word of Allah himself

I really hope that the g*rmans dont actually believe that they have the best bread ever

>>78912258
Not true.
Polish bread >>> German bread

>>78909978
your bread is shit, you dont know what yeast is

t. tried it at aldi and lidl

>>78907927
Powdered eggs don't count

>>78908128
Your a shit.

Subway fucking blows
i dont understand why you pay for a bocata that much

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>>78919247
It's cute that you think Subway stole their ideas from Spain, but it's actually a pleb version of the classic East Coast sub sandwich invented by Italian-Americans

no difference between packaged slice bread and the shit you get in bakeries
same with coffee
its all the same shit. instant or not

>>78919369
>but it's actually a pleb version of the classic East Coast sub sandwich invented by Italian-Americans

no.. its a fucking sandwich. bread with some filling inside. a sandwich is a sandwich

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>>78919890
No, it's an American sandwich. No one would bother remembering the word sandwich if all they had to go on was the Brit excuse for it.

>>78919369
italian "sub" sandvich is exactly the same than a spanish bocata
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocadillo_(pan)
same concept, same bread, just because it came from italy doesnt mean its not a bocadillo

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>>78920439
Oh, looks delicious...I want to eat in 100 montaditos again

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>>78920509
isnt 100 a little too many? :^)

>>78908128
You have to go back.

>>78919890
This
>>78919247
>>78919369
Sandwiches are sandwiches, they exist everywhere in the fucking world. We call them "tortas" here. Not the tortas you are thinking of in Spain, no, we call those "pasteles", but that's beyond the point. Argentinians call some of their sandwiches/bocatas/tortas "choripanes", for instance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sandwiches

>>78921017
Sandwich in Spain is emparedado

>>78921017
los anglosajones y americanos apenas conocen el buen pan, comen "loaf bread" y tostadas unicamente
>>78921035
nadie dice eso

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>>78921035
I know, man, in Spanish a Sandwich just means something like this >>78920015 (we call those Sandwiches instead of emparedado) but in English, bocatas/tortas/choripanes and a really long etcétera (read the link) are Sandwiches.

>>78921104
Hombre, esto es un problema de lenguaje. En inglés mi imagen sería un Sandwich, aquí no le llamamos así, pero en inglés así es.

France makes the best bread. I hate to admit it but it's true.

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>>78909978
Umm... we have countless breads of a huge variety of types. I would say we are up there with you. South Euros have good bread too, but they do indeed severely lack variety.

>>78921314
which thing make brithis good?

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>tfw eating this
It's like eating God's holy shit.

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France: better white bread
Germany: better full brown bread

British bread is ok, it is mediocre and functional.

French bread is good shit. Italian bread is good shit too.

Irish can fuck off with that shite soda bread and the Yanks don't understand bread unless it's comically oversized or covered in sesame seeds.

What the fuck is Spanish bread?

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>>78922216
DONT YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT THIGNS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

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>>78922216
there is nothing wrong with american bread

>>78902246
bread just tastes like fucking bread. why do people care so much?

>>78922505
How the fuck could you even eat this.

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>>78922216
>Yanks don't understand bread unless it's comically oversized or covered in sesame seeds.

Caraway, you barbaric goy

>>78922594
You don't. The food consumes you and you become a real American.

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>>78906196

based czechia

>>78922925
oh jesus, this could be a game changer