>can't drive until 20 >don't make an average

What a shit life

>first step
>failed
lmoa at myself

>>78900060
seeing life like this is hell
people make their own path, this shit is gay

>>78900060
Traditionalists should face the firing squad.

>get married 27
>first child 28

I lag behind

>>78900060
>two holidays a year while making less than 40k a year and raising two kids

fucking kek

>>78900452
Nothing about that is traditional, a traditionalist wouldn't be living with their partner before marriage. This is consumerist fantasy land "life"

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>retire 60

>>78900060
>the cycle of pointless cuck lives in nature.jpg

>>78900060
>buy a brand new car
No you never do this.
If you are one of those wise patricians who know economy and finance very well.

lmoa I am making 70k and I am barely 21. What kind of shit guide is this

>>78900060
>loans.co.uk
subtle

>>78900809
It's a guide taliored to lazy normies where they're considered "children" until 35 years old and moving out by 25 is an unbelievable feat of bravery.

And who's going to provide the money for all that stuff?

>>78900884
wew

>>78901062
That's what studying in school and working is for.

>>78901197
Working provides only enough to cover the necessities like food and public utilities.

>>78901281
Not in first world countries. Here all that shit is easily affordable.

>>78901197
can you really afford to buy 2 houses by the time you are 29 while working on below average salary and also having to pay for kid and rent on top of that?

If you make less than 6 figures by 25 you're a fucking loser.

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>>78901281
no, maybe in your shithole where you're considered rich if you get to eat more than once per day lmao

>>78901281
In my province: minimum wage is $11.60/hour. (Going up to $15 in the next couple years in increments).

That's $465 dollars a week you're making at the legal bare minimum for fulltime work. Almost $2000 a month. Enough to survive for sure.

>>78901334
If you graduate university at 21-22 that's 7 years of fulltime work experience. Why on earth would one be earning below average salary? 7 years experience is definitely enough to make decent money in any field beyond Burger King.

>two houses
Not sure where you got that from. It's first house in the pic but buying a home is a bad idea most of the time. You'd be better off renting most of the time.

>>78900060
>boomerlife.jpg
Good luck buying even your first house making <40k.

>>78901504
How is it possible to be making under $40k if you have 7 years of work experience?

>>78901499
>Why on earth would one be earning below average salary?
>Not sure where you got that from.
OPs pic.
27 yo: buy first flat.
29 yo: buy house.
30 yo: start earning average salary.
i'm just curious if it's really like that in the west

>>78901648
Oh I guess it's for britcucks.

I really dont think it's this way at all. Median salary in Canada / US is like $50k. Almost all STEM / Business graduates starting salaries are around $50k. And staying at the same salary as a Junior even with 5 years of experience (let alone more) seems ridiculous.

>>78901730
Stem graduates don't have their first kiss at 15 though

>>78901648
>>78901730
Honestly life is fucking easy in North America and im glad to live here. There's so many chances if you fuck up to fix your life. Even the lowest people of society can live reasonably happy lives.

Meanwhile in rest of the world you'd get trampled by society if you make even a small misstep.

>>78901791
Stem graduates don't have their first kiss*

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>>78901808
>In NA it's easier to make more money
>In EU (at least Western EU) it's harder to make more than 40k, but more safety nets and welfare compensate for that.

In Eastern Europe both are either nonexistent or badly implemented. So that's why the Russianon thinks that you can just afford food+bills with a full time job...

>>78901791
kek

>First kiss
>15
T-thanks

>>78901948
There's so many people who dropped out of highschool then simply did adult school and went on to community college / University and are doing good now

Fuck man sometimes I forget how good life is.
>Be born in Cambodia
>Forced to work in a sweatshop to feed family at 13

>Be born in rural Russia
>Forced to be child porno star to eat

>Be born in Canada
>Endless employment services to find you a job, free healthcare so no worry, very generous government student loans, safe country, never at war, worst problem is "da chinks are raising muh house prices"

>>78900060
Just by looking at this picture, I can hear the distant sound of hands rubbing.

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>>78900060
>pic

>>78902096
oy vey

>>78902096
It's literally a loan company.

>>78902064
It's easy as fuck to become a tradie, you can go from nothing to making decent money in 2 years.

>>78902876
Can be quite tough to find an apprenticeship though. And then you're some guys little cuck for a few years.

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>>78902876
some croat wrote about how he fucked off to Canada from Cuckatia.
He didn't have any uni or trade. He did construction and got some kind fo certificates to become a project manager.
He's making like 80k now.
That's how much an everyone living in an entire building makes in Croatia.

>>78902961
Depends on the trade, where you live, and who you know, but you're going to be a lot less cucked for a shorter period of time than most people in uni

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>>78901499
>$2000
>legal bare minimum
The legal bare minimum in Russia is 133$ a month as of July 2017.

>>78903056
That's why it makes me feel bad when I don't work hard.

I also feel guilty when I see people in wheelchairs because I know I have a healthy body and could be doing much more.

>>78903102
Heard it's quite rough in Southern Ontario at least but yeah the point is there's tons of opportunities here to do fucking anything

You can probably even work at Burger King and move up to regional manager and make a middle-class salary eventually. Anything is good here.

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>>78903201
that's actually very nice :D

>>78903109
i know that feel
If you would get an extremely high wage (doctor/engineer) in your cunt, you'd still be making less/around what an average college kid makes in West/North EU, North America...
And most of them aren't even happy with their "small wage" of like $2500 per MONTH... I seriously sometimes have no idea why all ppl in eastern europe just don't pack their bags and move collectively somewhere else

>>78900593
holy fucking shit this triggers me

>>78901316
>Here all that shit is easily affordable.
>2 houses

Here this is like 3 Mio Euro

>>78906245
I dont think it meant owning two houses. But rather a flat and then later selling it and buying a house. But yeah owning a house is very expensive here and really not worth it. Renting is a much better choice.

Learning how do drive is such a waste of time. In five years every car will drive itself.

>>78906307
I've read we'll have flying cars and robots doing all our chores by the year 2000 too.

Why the fuck would you put your life on hold in anticipation of some great technological revolution? 5 years is a pretty significant amount of time and what if it takes longer?

>>78906307
>In five years every car will drive itself.

>le futurist predictions

Sure, just like how affording to live on solar-powered martian space colonies thanks to mincome is just around the corner.

>>78900060
that was made by a Brit loan shark company. They're not trying to appeal to educated people that went to university and worked to get a good job, they're appealing to horrendous normie chavs

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>>78906408
Do even normies aspire to this sort of slavish existence?

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>>78900060
>age 15
I guess I'm still a kid at heart

>>78900060
xD