ask a uruguayan anything even if you don't give a fuck

y so small?

>>78882021
so de nacional o peñarol?
or are you one of those faggots that dont like football

u r gay?

>>78882051
don't know

>>78882084
me gusta el futbol pero no el futbol (si se le puede llamar futbol) uruguayo, una mierda tanto nacional y peñarol mucha hinchada y no ganan un carajo hace mas de 20 años, que la chupen fuerte

>>78882089
No, but the gov is making a big effort to make me one

>>78882021
I masurbate to my mother's panties on a daily basis. Do you do it too?

Wanna join Brazil? :3

>>78882021
por que carajo le dicen championes a las zapatillas?

>>78882205
yeah but she got pregnant so i stopped

>>78882021
Are you white

>>78882241
hmm if you get better maybe

>>78882245
porque somos unos campeones

>>78882285
yes

>>78882021
Just wanted to say that i remember the name of your capital in school because it made me think of a video store or something.

>>78882021
Why is your national anthem so long?
Is it true you're an Argentine puppet state?

>>78882021
is it comfy to live in your cunt?
how's the job market, healthcare, schools?
how's the dude weed lmao?

>>78882133
pero porque no te vas a chuparle la pija a un hincha de real madrid o barcelona?

>>78882021
Ya retiraste marihuana de las farmacias o tremendo bondi?

>>78882245
por la marca champions de zapatos deportivos, durante una epoca eran los más populares.
también le decimos coca a la soda no importa si es coca cola o pepsi cola.

>>78882734
>Why is your national anthem so long?
Is muuuuch longer, you probably have listen only the short version
>>Is it true you're an Argentine puppet state?
No

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>>78882850
y escuche por ahi que al inodoro le dicen water.....

>>78882768
>is it comfy to live in your cunt?
yes, but is boring
>how's the job market, healthcare, schools?
good for latin america level, bad for european level.

>>78882910
si, se le dice de las dos maneras, Inodoro o Water.

>>78882918
how are crime levels? do you have bolivian and paraguayan shithole neighborhoods like argentina?

>>78882808
no mejor me quedo a ver que tan retrasadas son las personas como vos que "disfrutan" este futbol, lo miras de espaldas seguro

>>78882962
I think we have less crime than the rest of latin america countries (not sure about chile).

>>78882021

Gracias por pichu straneo

>>78882981
prefiero ver a mi equipo judando espantoso que un ballet del barcelona.

>>78882962
it's lower than most of the region but unfortunately it's growing :(

>>78882882
But the "short" version is like two minutes long.

>>78883032
no te digo que lo ves de espalda? para que carajo voy a ver un partido si juegan como el orto

Would you rather join Argentina or Brazil?
Do you support an independent O Sul é o Meu País,and would you join it?

>>78883252
>Would you rather join Argentina or Brazil?
Argentina
>Do you support an independent O Sul é o Meu País,and would you join it?
that's a Brazil problem and no, i would not join it

>>78883117
"short" version is 4 minutes aprox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc6L_0NZlqk
>>78883252
>Would you rather join Argentina or Brazil?
Neither
>Do you support an independent O Sul é o Meu País,and would you join it?
No

>>78882021
How is minimal wage in your country? I really like Urugway btw.

Are the argies still boating to Montevideo for dollars?

>>78883252
>Do you support an independent O Sul é o Meu País,and would you join it?
Dude, "O Sul é o meu País" is the movement, not the country. "An independent South" would be fine.

I wouldn't mind explaining the reasoning behind the movement, but let's not derail the thread.

>>78883344
sali de mi thread perro

>>78883353
11250 aprox. like U$S 392

>>78883412
After taxes?

>>78883379
some of them

>>78883353
I think it´s around 11.000$ -> 386 U$S per month.
If you get to work in construction as a Peon (don´t need to know anything in construction, don´t need to use electric tools, don´t need to read, your only job is to take something from one side of the construction site to other) you will have a wage around 25.000$--878U$S / month.

>>78882021
What do your people think of Poles? Is it hard to immigrate to Uruguay?

>>78883383
sacame puto!

How many Black people are there in Uruguay? Where do they live? Are interracial relationships common? Besides Black what other minorities do you have?

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>>78883468
>mfw construction peon at 19yo
me in the middle

>>78883412
>>78883468
gracias for responder :)

>>78882021
trabajas para el NARCO ESTADO

>>78883438
government will take 15% for retirement (after 30 years of work you got free wage around 70% of your 10 best years of work) and 5% for you social wealth care (you have free schools, universities, medical attendance, etc.)

>>78883468
>Peon (don´t need to know anything in construction, don´t need to use electric tools, don´t need to read, your only job is to take something from one side of the construction site to other)
LEL we call that a 'gopher', go for this, go for that......

>>78883472
I had a neighbour who was Pole (she was old, now is dead), she was ok, used to take care of me when I was a kid.
Also I have a german neighbor (old as fuck too).
I don´t think is hard, probably you would not even need a visa.
The biggest problem is that everything is expensive and if you are alone and need to pay for rental you are fucked

>>78883438
taxes here are pretty high and with minimum wage you can't even afford a rent.. you need a good job. If you got a professional work you can easily live here.

>>78883472
we had some poles in my town working in a pulp mill and they were really cool
the popular thought that people have (at least here in my town) is just that you drink an extreme amount of alcohol and are not violent people. Here poles just drinked and hung out with other poles. Some took local girls back to boland/finland
Finns and Poles we got with that pulp mill. I played football with some polish workers once lol

>>78883472
it was a very high immigration of poles here when WWII ended, all of them were mostly jews but they were good people, most of immigrant from Europe are well-seen here

>>78883519
They are almost all in Montevideo, (some in cities near brazil). I would say they are like the 4%, they usually are in some neighborhoods of Montevideo (Barrio Sur, Palermo, etc.) but you can find some in others neighborhoods, I have known (as proper talk and shared some time) with like 10 in my entire life, there are more mixed people than "pure" black.

>>78883552
no, but I intend to do it.

>>78882021
Te gustan los libros de Onetti?

>>78883519
yes there are black people here, they mostly live like a middle class white person, they are very integrated into society. Interracial couples aren't common but there are some here. And beside black people we also have the tipically amerindian minority

>>78883552
yo prefiero volarme la cabeza antes de trabajar con los comunachos esos

>>78882021
How comfy/10 would I live there on a foreign job of $2k/month? Looks like you have great beaches for surfing and no Brasil tier violence. Montevideo architecture also looks amazing.
What's the deal with the swedish cunts there?
How hard would it be to find and marry catholic blonde qt? I'm blonde with blue eyes myself. Do you have any german colonies left? I know you had a russian one at least.
Only country in SA I'd consider living in desu, you're pretty great. No I'm not a rich mountainjew I just live here.

>>78883948
no

>>78883953
Weren't indigenous people genocided?

>>78884013
They say Uruguay is the Switzerland of Latam kek.
>>78884015
Pero son buenísmos

>>78884056
Yes cuándo nos echaron de allí

>>78884013
>How comfy/10 would I live there on a foreign job of $2k/month?
7/10
>What's the deal with the swedish cunts there?
No idea
>How hard would it be to find and marry catholic blonde qt? I'm blonde with blue eyes myself.
Easy as fuck
>Do you have any german colonies left?
Nuevo Berlin (new berlin) and some others
> I know you had a russian one at least
San Javier
>No I'm not a rich mountainjew I just live here.
If you were a mountainjew still would not matter, if you are a foreigner with income from a foreign job you are pretty much as successful here.

>>78884056
yes, it ended in "sal si puedes", we killed almost every one.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matanza_del_Salsipuedes

>>78884013
with 2k (if you're talking of the national money) you can't even afford a rent. there isn't swedish people here. If you find a blonde catholic here you are really lucky (we're the most atheistic country in SA). yes we have some colonies of germans, russians and Swiss people too, search "Nueva Helvecia" they are mostly swiss immigrants from 19th century

>>78884087
>They say Uruguay is the Switzerland of Latam
I know, wish argieland would be great again. You can nuke Brasil though idc

>>78884056
yes, our percentage of native looking people aren't charruas at all. They're native blooded people that migrated in here
Charruas left some mestizos though

>>78884013
>do you have any german colonies left?
there are some. Colonia Delta was founded by west prussians. El Ombú near the town of Young
they're almost all Mennonites

>>78884238
he's probably talking about 2k dollars which is more than enough to live comfortably

>>78884248
nah, that was in the '40 and '50 now we are shit, Chile is probably better though

>>78884181
>7/10
And outside Montevideo? Don't really like big cities, would want something near the beach though.
>if you are a foreigner with income from a foreign job you are pretty much as successful here.
That's what I'm thinking. When is a good time to visit and catch some waves? From what I remember you have summer in December or January and you get infected with argies?

>>78884238
>(if you're talking of the national money)
No, 2k american burgers/month. Maybe more but that's for sure if I work full-time.
>there isn't swedish people here.
I met a few swedish cunts who told me they live with their families in Uruguay and Sweden. A few months per year in each. Thought it was weird and there was some connection.
>If you find a blonde catholic here you are really lucky (we're the most atheistic country in SA).
How bad are your women? I know argies are bretty degenerate but hot as hell.

>>78884277
Idc about religion if they're of full european ancestry and not sluts. I'll research these colonies desu. I read some crazy shit that in Bolivia they segregate from locals and have 8 kids per couple. Fucking crazy.

>>78884400
>nah, that was in the '40 and '50 now we are shit
Not as bad as argies mate, be happy.
>Chile is probably better though
Economically, probably. I just don't really like it.

>>78884219
has it worked out in the long run? i'm, uh, asking for a friend...

Opinion on Luis Suarez?

>>78884654
>And outside Montevideo? Don't really like big cities, would want something near the beach though.

You can go to Punta del Este, it's a little bit expensive but it's beautiful (unfortunaley it gets infested of argies and brazilians in summer, but most of the year it's comfy and calm) or you can aslo go to Piriápolis, Atlántida, etc.

>How bad are your women?
unfortunaley they are brainwashed lefties and feminists.

>>78882910
aqui tambien...
de hecho si le dices "inodoro" te molestaran por el resto de tu vida

>>78884809
a big piece of shit, he's our best player but he is also a dumbass

>>78884840
>Punta del Este, Piriaplos, Atlantida
go back to bed grandpa. Rocha is where it's at right now. Punta del Diablo, Cabo Polonio, the whole department is a long beach
>all women are brainwashed lefties and feminists
'no'

>>78884809
great player with legit mental issues

>>78884654
>And outside Montevideo? Don't really like big cities, would want something near the beach though.
Punta del Este is confy as fuck but expensive as fuck, with 2k...5/10 or 4/10.
I would recommend Piriapolis or maybe something in Colonia, you will be still at a 7/10 with 2k
>When is a good time to visit and catch some waves?
I not have surfing knowledge but I think surfers go to Rocha and I have the impression that there are better waves on winter than in summer (maybe in spring), if you don´t care so much about waves I would say between 20th december and 20th february, is when you have more beach weather.
You get a lot of argies in Punta del Este, there are more less in some other places (Canelones, Rocha, etc.)

>How bad are your women? I know argies are bretty degenerate but hot as hell.
They are like argies (write Uruguayas in google image) with less make up but are not so easy as theirs.
Depend in what you are aiming for, if you go for some "turra" (girl from a low class) is easy as fuck but the only thing you can expect is sex and pay for booze.

>>78884942
lol Cabo Polonio doesn't even have light, they are in frontier with Brazil and it's full of crime and drugs, i think you're the grandpa

>>78884761
Well, we don´t have local natives, it worked in that way besides that I don´t know what you are asking.

>>78884809
It seems he is a great fellow and a really good football player.

>>78884840
I was going to say no Punta. I'm not that rich and it's a scam for the rest. If I ever become the next Ralph Lauren I'll think about it.
I want to live with locals.
>brainwashed lefties and feminists
Fuck, hopefully not as bad as they are in Spain.

>>78884942
>'no'
Explain, please.

>>78885021
The point of cabo polonio is muh nature so they don't have electricity on purpose. It's a town in the beach ffs
>Rocha is shit, they're in the border with Brazil
I know m8 that's why you should only go in the summer

>>78885053
not all women are brainwashed lefties. The trashy hedonistic ones sure but the ones that tend to be economically independent and actually productive don't tend to be leftist

>>78885053
Then go to Piriápolis, the only difference with Punta is the costs are a little bit cheaper

>>78885053
Some women are brainwashed lefties and feminist and some are not, as simple as that.
Depends in what "circle" you move, the majority are ok besides classic women problems (3 hours to prepare to go out, always look for a second, third or fourth reason of whatever you say, they want to change you, etc. etc.)

>>78884981
I'm thinking about a trip to Brazil to do ayahuasca and then visit Uruguay. Maybe rent a car and travel around. Around December is what I had in mind as well, but I'll do more research on the places you guys mentioned.
Argies have italian and spanish admixture so not a lot of blondes I'm afraid. That's why I was asking about german colonies.
kek if I wanted easy sex I'd just go to Brazil, not my thing. I was asking from the point of view of finding a wife and settling down, don't care about sluts.

>>78882021
Average income of physicians in USD?
How cheap/easy is it to buy a farm?
How comfy is life?
Are there many potheads? I kinda dislike them and your country is a DUDE WEED LMAO country after all.

>>78885024
I'm just memeing that Canada has a native problem

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¿Mate con o sin azucar?, ¿agua fria y despues agua a punto de herbor o solo calentar el agua en la pava?

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>>78885352
lol i remembered an episode of a local TV show here which shows families from the country and these are germans descendents of a German colony called Colonia Delta, i found a picture of the family and they look like this

>>78885386
Physicians are very high paid, i don't really know how many but more than 2.5k,

Depends how many hectares do you want, but they are expensive.

it's very comfy and calm, even in cities

there aren't much potheads but unfortunately they are growing

>>78885668
ty

>>78885501
Los sabios te matarian si le pusieras azucar al mate, asi que no. La pava no existe, el agua se toma caliente preservada en un termo que mantiene la temperatura

>>78885352
There are blonde girls, they are not rare.
I recommend you to visit first as you intend, see if you like here.
The major issue we have..is that here you have little to do, if you want peace and a easy going life is ok if you want some cosmopolitan life you are fucked.

you can check the cities with google map
Atlantida: -34.775236, -55.763532
Piriapolis: -34.863793, -55.279600

>>78882021
Que opinas de Costa Rica?

>>78885386
>Average income of physicians in USD?
maybe 3000 USD/month...if you are an Anesthetist between 5600 and 8800 USD/month
>How cheap/easy is it to buy a farm?
depends the size and where it is.
>How comfy is life?
very comfy
>Are there many potheads?
Nop

>>78885716
never met any.
Only contact was from tv on the qaulies of 2010 and 2014wc and /int/...seem ok.

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>>78885711

>No le ponen azucár

Ufff... menos mal, son de los mios.

>No tienen pavas para poner en la estufa.

*pic related*

>>78885919
el termo es mejor wn

>>78885386
>How cheap/easy is it to buy a farm?
https://inmuebles.mercadolibre.com.uy/quintas/venta/

>>78885100
>>78885168
Sounds good. When you guys mentioned feminists I thought about spanish girls. They're hardcore lefties.
>>78885562
kek pure aryan genes, argie girls look hot desu yours look similar from what I see
>>78885713
You stop wanting anything cosmopolitan after living in big european cities right now. Peace sounds great. I'm more interested in the beach life and taking it easy.
Thanks, I'll consider those when I make a travel plan.

>>78885961

No si tambien se usa el termo marca «Thermos» y todo, pero la pava o «tetera para los "siúticos o 'snobs' "» resulta nostálgico, onda en el campo con la abuela mateando para capear el frío.

>>78886065
Stanley>Thermos
Acá en el campo usan termos tb. Si entras a cebar mate con la "caldera" te van a mirar con cara de que mierda te fumaste.

>>78886154


Como avanza la tecnologia, al menos en ese sentido nosotros compartimos más esa tradición con los argentinos, un mate amargo con una tortilla recien salida del rescoldo (ceniza caliente) o una churrasca.

(el mate en la cocina a leña)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g31XLPgsgE

Da pena que acá se pierdan las tradiciones de lo nuestro, que los cabros prefieran un café de maquina y no un café de trigo (tipico de acá) on mate recien cebado.

Opinión honesta sobre los argentinos. Y cuando digo argentinos me refiero a todos y no solo sus primos del otro lado del rió.

>>78886421
recién llegado?

>>78885893
>Only contact was from tv on the qaulies of 2010 and 2014wc
>Literalmente nuestro unico momento de fama
ahora solo esperar que pase algo parecido en rusia 2018

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>>78882021
Do you believe in aliens? Do people in your country believe that they could exist?

>>78888011
not op
not like pick related but i belive there is some organisms out there.
nobody talk about aliens to be honest

>>78883472
our """"""folklore"""" music is technically based on polish polkas

same happens with South Brazil and Argentina

even if there was a lot of polish immigration here, there's no explanation why your music became the absolute predominant here

all """""folklore""""" music in the South Cone is based in some sort of Polish Polka, i'm not making this up, just google around

>>78882021
are you the country that ate the dead football players?

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>>78889905
rugby players and yes great read

>>78882021
Are Germans welcome?

>>78882021

why is another country named Paraguay? are you two related in some way?

>>78885352
just don't visit Nueva Helvecia (otherwise known as Colonia Suiza, Swiss Colony) found by your very own countrymen, and history says the Swiss scholars that immigrated there helped copying the United States of America Constitution into our constitution, the Swiss immigrants were all versed and learned and at the time the spaniards were dumbfucks

why do i tell you to not visit your colony? because i know for a fact, due to having some Swiss descendant friends from there, the colony effectively died around 1960, the racemixing with the local spaniards completely obliterated the soul of the town, even if many people still carry the Fischer, Greising, Dreyer, Karlen, Stutz or Wullich surname, the town is full of niggers nowadays and it's just another town and a loss of time to visit

you'll find a much better preserved German/Swiss towns in South Brazil

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>>78882021
is this guy your national hero?

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>>78889978
yes we should accept anybody we're really underpopulated

>>78889993
the 'guay' part of our names just means 'water' or 'rio' in Guaraní language
kind of dumb for us to adopt that since the most common natives here were Charruas and the word 'water' in Charruan is 'hué'
Uruhué looks awful though lol

>>78890009
when it comes to football yes