you're forced to live in one of these cunts for the rest

>>78877336
Well, I think I'm the only Mexican here who likes black girls with THICC asses, so i'll choose Brazil.

falkland islands because its the only place that isnt a shithole

>>78877336
I'm from southern chile, so i would just move to southern argentina so my life can be as boring as it is now.

Colombia, Peru, Mexico or Brazil

>>78877336
I like Colombia

I need a colombian gf

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>>78877336
Stay nice and comfy right where I am

>>78877336
Brazil, because I'm already from here

Mexico, because the rest is shittier (no offense). Also, cause we're close to America and we get stuff first.

>>78877586
Souther Arg here, probably the same, and I don't want hot climate desu.

Prefiero que me corten mis hercúleos testículos y los genitales en su totalidad antes que vivir en cualquiera de esos pútridos países de ese pozo infecto mal llamado América Latina.

Arriba España, señores. Decidisteis dejar de formar parte del glorioso Imperio y ya no hay olvido ni perdón.

>>78879007
This
I like my international shipping cheap

>>78879170
pero si ustedes son sudaca-tier, de hecho tendrian que mover España y Portugal para este lado porque encajan mejor con nosotros que con Europa

Bolivia o Perú, porque allí todavía somos dioses. No, es broma, prefiero la muerte.

>>78879170
Joder tio que nomas os han hecho una pregunta

>>78879288

Ni preguntas ni hostias, con esas cosas no se juega.

>>78877336
Costa Rica

Because It has cloud forests

I'd move to Chile because I have a pathetic skinny mockery of a penis and I want to live in a country that reflects that.

>>78879170
Que no quisiéramos ser ranas es otra cosa retrasado
Que cuando nos fuimos ustedes eran parte de los franceses, patético
Y eso que su rey tuvo la oportunidad de seguir gobernando desde nueva España hasta que recuperarán la península pero no prefirió la siesta
A la otra no tiren el oro en barquitos con los ingleses

>>78879170
> Tfw there will never be a Spanish commonwealth

>>78879469
Good.
Spaniards ruin everything anyway.

Argentina

>>78879810
sorry, we're full.

>>78879833
you need more italians

>>78879906
no thanks, we have enough mafias and corrupt people in general

>>78877336
Pantagonia because I'm half-Welsh.

>>78879214
esto
lo unico que españa tiene en comun con el resto de europa son ataques terroristas

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>>78877336

Argentina
Better food and women. Imports are fucked but I think i'll manage to get my weeaboo stuff and card games somehow

USA

>>78877336
Uruguay or Chile seem the least shit.

>>78879170
Y el nuevo vidio?

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uruguai

Chile

The rest is shit

Barbados since it's in the picture :^)

u are gay

>>78879170
>Decidisteis

Dios que gallego pelotudo jajajajaj

>>78879170
>btfo e influenciados por franchutes
>despojados de sus dominios por indios armados con unos cuantos soldados por lideres
>inmiscuidos en las repercusiones de una guerra civil que nunca realmente pudieron reconciliar a cerca de un siglo de haber ocurrido
>Desempleo Marca Rajoy
>"glorioso"
>"""""imperio"""""

????

>>78877336
Argentina for sure. Not as mixed as Brazil + spanish sounds better than portugal.

>>78879170
lo mejor que hicimos fue dejarlos españolete capaz que ahora éramos Africa 2.0

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>>78882196
Sorry perro.

Mexico because it's unironically the best country in the region

>>78877475
My nigga, I was talking to you about black bitches just the other day.

Brazil is too hot for my liking though. I'd go with southern Argentina or southern Chile. Like Ushuaia or Punta Arenas or something.

Rio de Janeiro, my Uncle is well established there, he owns some supermarkets chain, he will give me job :)

>>78882229
we have room for slavs, especially poles

>>78877336
Which one is the most quiet and socially reserved?

>>78877336

Cuba, in the hopes there would be a regime change sometime in the near future. Otherwise Cost Rica.
BONUS: My very last choice is El Salvador.

>>78879170
Conquisten este país de nuevo, te daré a mi hermana para que la embaracés.

>>78882347
No we don't, no wh*te dogs.

>>78882420
slavs aren't wh*te, so we have.

i would live in Ushuaia

>>78882459
>slavs aren't wh*te

Argie, I...

Uruguay, no contest.

If you tell me I also will be filthy rich in any of those countries then I would change to Argentina or Brazil.

>>78882504
Sorry, botijas are cancer. Not welcome.

>>78882480
according to 4chan they're not, and you know that everything 4chan says is true.

>>78877336
For some reason i find Colombia comfy asf.

Otherwise Chile, Argentina.

>>78877336
Urugay because I can buy velas legally there

>>78882138
>los indios le dieron la independencia a los paises
pff romantiza lo que quieras a los indios inmundos pero ellos siguieron siendo irrelevante incluso despues de las independencias

>>78882584
DUDE

but you have Canada for that...oh wait

>>78882477
Muh nigga. That place looks so comfy.

>>78882548
Sorry not welcome you either.

>>78882605
this.

chile, argentina

peru
imagine going to work riding an alpaca

>>78882663
I said not welcome here, fuck off.
Though Chile will receive you with open arms, go there please.

t. I decide who can come and who can't.

or chile

>>78882721
POLISH REFUGEES WELCOME

>>78882811
Bueno piba, but they are the only exceptions, nobody else. Europeans are banned from coming to these glorious Amerindian lands (except for Poles, who will be allowed in exchange for accepting the amerindian way of life and lore)

Argentina is pretty nice and European, the women are incredible. That being said, their sarcastic, faggy "porteno" accent is so fucking annoying that I never want to go back there. Argentines are fags. I'd pick Uruguay.

>>78882899
Good, because you're not welcome here.
Canada status: banned.

And Argentina is AMERINDIAN. Salu2

>>78882923
Buenos Aires was almost purely Italian with some German people. No Indians aside from some bad parts of town.

>>78882609
Your third on my list anyway.

that french colony that i thought is first world

Fernando VII no nos dío otra opción. Si alguien traicionó a España, fue es maldito Borbón.

>>78877336
>ctrl+f "cayman"
>zero results
y'all are retarded

>>78882945
>blah blah blah purely alian blah suuum garmaahn duh duh people blah

t. you, stupid ass canadian with down syndrome
if you're going to shipost shitpost with facts
liar and canadian, like pottery.

>>78882957
you're even in our list of welcome nationalities, so fuck off.

>>78883042
*you're not even in our list

french faggot

>>78879170
levantaste buen butthurt :v

>>78883042
>>78883066
It's amazing that I'm able to talk to a ghost. After all, Indians were all murdered in Argentina 200 years ago, so you must be a ghost. Hope you find your way to heaven, little guy!

>>78882865
t. evo

>>78883097
>Indians were all murdered in Argentina 200 years ago
check your sources again.

Then how come Argentina is 90% AMERINDIAN? HOW?
Hm? Magic?
Leaf faggot.

>>78882923
t. evo

Brasil. I don't want learn a poorly portuguese derivation

>>78883157
t. evo

venezuela so I can undergo the communist nightmare once again

>>78882865
I'm ok with that.

Brazil
Argentina
Peru
Colombia (The coffee region)

>>78883225
You're only welcome to come if you're at least 60% Native American, like navajo, apache, lakota, cherokee, etc.
If not, erase Arg. from your list.

>>78877336
Panama. Probably the best place to work as an American

Or Tijuana, Mexico to work in San Diego

>>78883225
>(The coffee region)
patrician choice

I'd go to Uruguay so I can be high off my ass all day without any trouble.

>>78883292
No clue desu. I would live way down south close to Tierra del Fuego, you wouldn't notice one non-indian.
>>78883330
Yeah, the Paisa region looks like heaven.

>>78882899
>That being said, their sarcastic, faggy "porteno" accent is so fucking annoying that I never want to go back there. Argentines are fags. I'd pick Uruguay.
Kek. Uruguayans talk like that too

>>78883774
Yeah I noticed that as soon as I posted it. I'm pretty sure Chileans don't have that accent, so I'd switch to Chile. Went there once and it looked pretty nice.

>>78883774
not at all. He's talking about Buenos Aires accent and our accent is really different.
I live in a town 60km across river from Buenos Aires and the differences on our accent are really obvious and noticeable
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AJLk1g67wr

>>78883980
I know what you mean, but your accent is similar. Both your and BA's accents are very different to the rest of South America's accents.

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>>78883891
LMAO chileans have the worst accent in all the hispanic world.
They cute tho. I love Chile.
>>78883980
Oh well, i don't know. I have an uruguayan friend that speaks like the stereotypical argentinian, just not as obnoxious

>>78883891
Chileans don't even speak spanish bro

colombia

Mexico - it's developing and even if civil war breaks out it will always be safe somewhere

if "living" means I am still allowed to ravel elsewhere I will choose Brazil for earning money in Sao Paolo

>>78877336
Costa Rica, I'm already from here kek
>>78879170
>t. pais con commies como Podemos
Ya acepta que tu imperio desaparecio pendejo.
>>78882865
Fuck off evo
>>78883774
>"porteno"
kek

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>>78884037
>>78884109
>Chileans don't even speak spanish bro
>LMAO chileans have the worst accent in all the hispanic world.
They cute tho. I love Chile.

staph pls

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>>78877677

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we used to be an excellent fiscal paradise, but our politicians were commies and they fucked it up

>>78884675
Communism is based and white.

>>78877336
I live this thread

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>>78884429
Chile is the best spanish(barely)-speaking country :)

>>78877336
Puerto Rico

It's the least crime filled spichole where i could live a comfy life working as a sailor eating fish and fucking big assed puerto ricans

>>78879170 (You)

>>78885658
>least crime filled
>puerto rico
um sweetie no
you might as well go to Colombia or Dominican Republic spicholes for "least crime"

>>78885658
Puerrto Rico is actually pretty dangerous. Argentina, Uruguay, and Chile are all much safer. The only advantage Puerto Ricans really have is that they can all move to the US whenever they feel like it.

TRINIDAD Y TOBAGO

>>78877336
El Salvador

>>78883169
>Brasil. I don't want learn a poorly portuguese derivation
Well, considering you didn't learn how to use adjectives in English, that "Brazil" has a Z in English, AND that Castilian and Portuguese aren't "derivations" from each other but both from a common, West Iberian Romance... I'd say you'd be better killing yourself.

>>78886277
Mara-villoso!
...bring some pupusas. The rice ones.

>>78877586
boring is good
i would know

>>78879170
i have to join everyone and give him a (you)

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St. Lucia

>>78885446
>spanish(barely)-
wea weón, chile no weas español pero weonés, wena esa weonice!

>>78883980
Most UY is still on the same accent area as Bs As though, "Rioplatense".

>>78884567
whats that on the right?
they cut off his cojones?

>>78885658
>Costa Rica
Fixed

>>78879170
>Prefiero que me corten mis hercúleos testículos y los genitales en su totalidad
Pero ya no tienes cojones, o no diría tanta tontera.

>>78885658
Ecuador is the safest latin american country :)

I'm brazilian leaving outside of brazil but I'd live in u r gay

>>78886684
living**

>>78882394
Cuba is literally shit..it will take multiple decades to recover.

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>>78886684
>u r gay

>>78886728
if they open up trade with cuba and fill it with americans again, it will take them a couple of years to become a dominican republic tier. and bahamas in another 5 years or so

>>78886684
How did you get there?!

>>78877336
Uruguay, Costa Rica, Brazil or Chile, in that order because fuck Argentina/Chile's obsession with red meat
>>78885658
Puerto Rico is literally more dangerous than Mexico, and I think more dangerous than Colombia
We actually have one of the highest intentional homicide rates in the world
we're also the Greece of Latin America
>>78886156
this sadly

>>78886810
really. i always thought of puerto rico as a sort of poorer american state but nothing that bad.

>>78886789
Exchange program. Got here, found myself a qt bf and I'm probably staying here for the rest of my life :)

>>78877336

tu en cual vivirias OP?

>>78886848
It's really bad. A big part of the reason why we never made it a state is that it's so poor and dangerous that it would cost a fortune to bring it up to the level of even the poorest state.

>>78886810
Srs question, why don't you like red meat? We consume a lot of pork and poultry as well in the southern cone

>>78877336
Honestly Colombia or Brazil, the others are not as fun or amazing

>>78877586
This

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HEvTxFrKzw

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>>78877336
Move to a cozy and temperate coastal Chilean. One of Valvidia, Puerto Montt or Concepcion

>>78886848
the poorest american states and cities (Mississippi, Detroit for example) are third world tier and many areas in the US are actually more dangerous than Puerto Rico
so yes you're sort of right when you think of Puerto Rico that way
>>78886987
that's not really the reason... It's that our colonial status and poverty benefits your government and corporations a lot. Most people (including most Puerto Ricans) think we leech off you but it's actually the other way around. The fact that we have no voice in Congress means you can do whatever the fuck you want to us (and you do a LOT)
>>78887042
It's not really that I don't like it, it's the fact that it's harmful and is one of the reasons there are such high incidences of colon cancer in the southerncone
if it wasn't for that I'd put Chile first since you're doing best economically and have the best education in Latin America