BENELUX Thread >Should Walonia and Flanders divide or unite

pls no it will attract too much retards

>>78860702
not all belgians are retards

>>78860877
Based Luxembourg, from now on your my favourite country

>>78860877
Sadly the majority is

>>78860877
Sadly the majority is

redpill me on Utrecht, going there for a few days next month

>>78860901
>>78860923
Cheers Poffertjes, you're pretty fancy hancy too.
Well yes thats true, and the worst morons all seem to live right across the border. Arlon is one of the main hotspots

>>78860985
If you're a grill I can show you around

>>78860985
Can you afford to go? You know that the sterling lost 20% of its value?

>>78860985
It's nice

>>78861066
no, we could have a small foamy beer together though?
>>78861071
just about
>>78861083
thanks for your input

>>78861062
Well, you haven't seen Flanders yet Swampjew. They even have an autistic Dutch accent and have an inferiority complex with France.

Belgium hate thread?

>>78860985
Don't know much about Utrecht but my favorite Spots in the Netherlands are the Hague and Nijmegen. So if you want to see more of the Netherlnds one day I would recommend these places. Keep away from Amsterdam tough, full british and italian tourists behaving like shit.
>>78861144
yes i know went to Niewport almost every summer when I was a kid. Even then I could tell Flanders are subhumans

There is nothing wrong with Arlon and its inhabitants.

I wouldn't mind having Flanders join us to create The Greater Netherlands and have the poor south of Belgium burn to death.

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uh sorry

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How does it feel not being a Walloon?

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>>78861433
>There is nothing wrong with Arlon and its inhabitants.
So mol hues du eng mat der Broutschéiss ?!

>>78861511
Very good

>>78861461
Jep we could take the south if you wouldn't mind. We could use some more space

>>78861637
Go ahead it's yours. The BeNeLux really needs some new energy put into it.

>>78861575
Please, this country consists of mostly immigrants. Do you sincerely believe I can read or understand any of that broken german dialect you just exposed. Inbred fuck.

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We should form a GLORIOUS EMPIRE BUILT TO LAST

Is it me or do we never hear anything what the Benelux government does?

>>78861741
Fuck France and Walonia. Go be lazy and on strike somewhere else.

>>78860645
>Should Walonia and Flanders divide or unite ?
won't it just become a liberal shithole

>>78861741
Yea, because the last time lasted very long. Fuck off krulbrood

>>78861741
We wouldn't mind taking your country, just make sure the French are gone, alright?

>>78861800
>strike
I hate this.
>lazy
Well, I can work when I have to.

You're not even concerned

>>78861818
>>78861824
Why do you hate us so much? You don't even border us (I mean in Europe)

>>78861813
>Let me tell you about my knowledge about Benelux politicis
Fuck off burger. You can't even eat normally.

>>78861718
Well I think its pretty normal that you learn the language of the country you live in. But you fucking immigrant cockroaches don't think thats necessary because the highly educated luxemburgish people speak your native language fluently plus 3 more

>>78861838
You divided the Benelux dipshit

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>>78861637
>>78861708

It's time to take your meds boys.

>>78861885
...so what?

>>78861900
Eat a dickshaped bread

>>78861838
>Why do you hate us so much? You don't even border us (I mean in Europe)
Because you're a buch of arrogant pricks with no manners.

>>78861741
Not with the Dutch pls

>>78861800
Don't you have any Swedes to annoy?

>>78861842
actually, I wouldn't mind if it became a liberal shithole. please unite and continue to only be relevant when you get bombed or run over

>>78861925
But I'm not arrogant (I don't really have anything to be proud of)

>>78861910
Stop being mean, my friend

>>78861637
hahaha lulus are faggots

>>78861885
Wouldn't have happened if your dipshit protestant king W*llem wasn't such a dickhead.

>>78861925
Funny, that is exactly how we see you.

>>78861989
Fuck off Walloon, go suck French cock

idd: achterlijke kuthollanders tonen zich weer eens van hun beste kant

>>78862030
Like dutchies, then?

>>78861884
I live in Arlon :D

>>78862030
Ik ben Vlaming, kutkaaskop. Rot op met je oranje stront, we moeten je hier niet.

>>78861718
So where are you from ? A portuguese rat or a slimy french or belgian ? You're lucky that our economy feeds you too, because aperantly the economy your landsmen created was so weak you had to leave. Lol callin us inbreds while suckin on momma luxembourgs tits

>>78862104
>slimy french

Fuck off

>>78862060
optiefen vieze wallonier ik ben geen Hollander.

>>78861838
Ah, ok.

Then you are fine. Welkom.

>>78861930
Nee, sorry.

ITT: Autists

>>78862082
Well, in that case fuck 4chan for the flag thing. You really triggered me m8

>>78862092
Stel achterbakse honden, Willem verplaatste van alles naar het zuiden om jullie tevereden te houden en om niet vanuit Holland te regeren. Besluiten jullie opeens dat de Franse lul beter is en dat jullie zelfstandig moeten zijn

>>78862170
Actually, when I act 'arrogant', I just do it in order to be more confident and annoy people

>>78862104
Im from ex CCCP state. Who doesn't like warm fresh milk? Are denying your own history?

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>people unironically hate us

>>78862173
It's ok, I work in Lux,please continune with the hate.

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>>78862155
Ik ben Vlaming, achterlijke kaaskop. Alles noord van de grens = Holland, jullie delen allen dat achterlijke accentje.

Fucking cancerous loudmouth dickheads the lot of you.

>>78862265
>Denmark
>Netherlands
>W.France

w-wow

>>78861741
SCHILD EN VRIEND

>>78862265
Everybody hates you because you're animals

>>78862340
ah yes, bulls that fuck your "women"

I get it

>>78862201
Leren ze jullie dat in wat doorgaat voor een school daar? Willem had enkel oog voor het Noorden, het Zuiden had absoluut geen inspraak. En dan ging die calvinistische zakzeiker nog eens het bier extra belasten ook.

>>78862331
I don't even know why you killed us

I mean, come on, we're not tyrants

>>78862287
well then learn our language pls its not that hard.
I know a lot of belgian workes who at least try, and make a lot of friends with that

>>78862291
Kijk ik word net zo graag een Hollander genoemd als dat jij Wallonier genoemd wordt. Nederlands die Nederland Holland noemen moeten echt afgeschoten worden.

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>>78862388
Well at least better then your with potato-fries overfed elephants

>>78862403
>I don't even know why you killed us
dunno, maybe you shouldn't invade other countries?

>>78862503
Wasn't it part of W.Francia, tho?

>>78862502
I'm not Flemish :DDDD

>>78862401
Wij leren dat jullie achterbakse honden zijn die je in je rug aanvallen als ze de kans krijgen.

>>78862528
still belgian tough

>>78862545
so are you

>BENELUX THREAD SUMMARY

>Netherlands vs Flanders

>Luxembourg vs Wallony

>France looking for Friends

>Finland just innit for the lulz

>>78862516
not in the 14th century

>>78862611
at the end of the day we all get drunk together

r-right?

>>78862578
Nope, I'm from the East Side. My village used to be part of germany before our independancy

>>78862646
It was part of what, then?

>>78862611
What are you talking about it's mostly Netherlands hating on Wallony and Flanders hating on The Netherlands.

>>78862652
Yes, except France. They're drunk already

>>78862433
Would you like to teach me? Do you have a bagina?

I already contribute by paying taxes so you could enjoy your generous pension before you die. What else do you want me to do? Suck your dick before bed?

>>78862652
Yes, and i'm in on belgian beer, cause the piss that we produce is disgusting
>>78862686
Your conversation was mostly in dutch so I freely interpreted it as hating on each other

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>>78862686
never quite understood why the Dutch seem to hate us more than the Flemish or maybe it's just a 4chan thing

>>78862684
Burgundy

>>78862815
...so you prefer the eternal bourguignon?

>>78862815
Wasnt that Degrelle fellah a big burgunboo ?

>>78862859
>fellah

Fuck off, naziboo.

>>78862889
Dont you ever talk to me again
Do not tell me I admire the filthy boche

>>78862686
this

>>78862802
because of pic related >>78861490

>>78862802
Because 90% of you guys refuse to talk Dutch or English and get mad at us for not understanding French.

>>78862846
considering they didn't erase our language and culture like you did in French Flanders and Artois, yes actually

>>78860645
lmao fucking irrevelant nation who has nothing contributed to this world having an opinion.neck yourself subhuman cuck

>>78862711
dude we're on 4chan, nobody's a girl here. at least not a real girl ...

thats not how the pension system works here. the state only pays pension to people who worked for the state. if you work for a private company, your boss regularly has to pay money to a retirement account. And if you're independant you have to do it yourself

>>78862935
You don't, right?

It's alright, then

>>78863014
>not destroying other cultures

You're no fun.

>>78863009
>get mad at us for not understanding French
I'm sorry but no one would expect a Fleming let alone a Dutchie to speak French... It's nice if you do, but we won't get mad... you guys make shit up

>>78863026
lel says the nation who's only contribution to this world is french fries with vinegar and tintin. At least we have a governement that actually WORKS. fucking belgian subhuman

>>78863035
don't complain when there's a knife sticking in your throat when you pronounced something the wrong way

>>78863071
Except every single time I'm in Walonia they expect me to speak French and don't understand Dutch and English. Even had a cunt not understanding French.

>>78863092
lmao you pathetic subhuman can't even invent fucking shit you mongrel cuck but stay mad though living in boring piece of land

>>78862534
Haha. btfo again huh? Belgium/NL border best border. Next time I pass it I'll kiss it.

>>78863146
t. une fois

>>78863146
We killed you because you couldn't speak French, perhaps?

>>78863173
Our English is rather poor I'll give you that, mainly because we get everything, taht be series or movies, served on a silver platter from the French so we don't even have to bother learning English or Dutch for that matter...

>>78862686
Why the fuck do you always hate on the Walloons anyway? Have you actually seen a Walloon in your life? I mean sure you go and break the peace and quiet of the Ardennes every year, but I take it you stay in your trailers too long to actually meet people?

We can shit on the Walloons but not you, comprende?

>>78863201
Topkek well we "invented" an economy that feeds half of the wallony because belgians can't get their own economy to work properly. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Belgians are our DOGS.

>>78863380
did a belgian steal your job or something? that must suck

>>78863246
>>78863273
HET WRAAKSEIN IS GEGEVEN, HIJ IS HUN TERGEN MOE
MET VUUR INT OOG, MET WOEDE SPRINGT HIJ DEN VIJAND TOE
HIJ SCHEURT VERNIELT VERPLETTERT, BEDEKT MET BLOED EN SLIJK
EN ZEGEPRALEND GRIJNST HIJ OP 'S VIJANDS TRILLEND LIJK

>>78863380
>we invented incomy
is that all you can come up with insult?must be boring living in dead country where nothing interesting really happen fucking kek..Neck yourself fucking dickhead go shout somewhere else

>>78863380
Are Luxemburgers the jews of the Benelux?

>>78863437
his wife's son is probably belgian

>>78863448
...d'accord

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>Luxembourg invented economy

>>78863459
they wish they were smart like jews

>>78863459
that would be the balloons

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We only need to annex Luxembourg, Belgium and Limburg; are y'all ok with it ?

>>78863459
Yes
>>78863437
tey took err jeeebs. but no, not really. belgians do low paid worker jobs. I'm a bit obove that
>>78863451
>yu cuntri is boring
well thats a pretty lame insult too. we get drunk and fuck our wifes, so basically the same thing you do. With the tiny difference that you are poor pieces of shit and we got that cash

>>78863459
The Dutch are the jews

>>78863588
Sure

>>78863588
no fucking way fdp

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>when Luxembourg invented economy
Thank you based Luxembourg

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>>78862846
Yes, we still celebrate those golden days here

>>78863610
lmao he is still replying fucking irrevelant trash mongrel

Burgundy, Spain, Austria or France ?
Which foreign power which dominated Benelux at some point do you prefer ?

>>78863173
Well, maybe you should learn a few word of French instead of sucking up to the filthy G*rmans and teaching G*rman in your schools. You know, acquire a bit of culture, you're in dire need of it.

>>78863699
Well i writed "invented" like that for a reason. Are you only triggering or are you really too stupid to understand simple rethorical devices ?

>>78863752
The Greater German Empire

>>78863610
>we got cash
yeah all golf countries got that too but doesn't mean it is nice and shit to live in.pretty boring and dead country, even poland and hungary are more happening and fun than fucking luxemcuck,now fuck off

>>78863448
oetz de leeuw heeft ondertussen al zijn tanden verloren, misschien moeten we eens zorgen voor een vals gebit

>>78863829
>writed
>thinks "invented" is wrong
>thinks others are stupid

>>78863588
k

we need special language rights and facility-communities though

>>78863699
we invented the stock market though

(medieval Bruges, senpai. Van der Beurze)

>>78863796
We get Dutch, English, French and German as mandatory languages, with more French than German.

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>>78863752
Burgundy by far.

Spanish as second because they did a very good job removing pr*testant.

Austrians weren't bad, and Joseph II probably had good intentions but he was really hated here. French time was too short, just Napoleon, who was a good guy btw.

You may laugh, but we still call ourselves Burgundians to this day btw, claim that we love the "Burgundian lifestyle" which mainly consists of a luxurious and plentiful approach to eating an drinking.

>>78864090
There was that one Dutch poster who actually loved Louis Bonaparte even if his rule on the Netherlands was short

>>78864255
this.we wuz burgundians and shiit

>>78864347
For all the hate that you get from them, Louis Bonaparte was actually generally loved and admired in the Netherlands, and heritagefags in NL still do.

>>78864347
>Louis Bonaparte
What I heard and read is that he was a good King that liked the Dutch and didn't want to screw us over so they replaced him.

Dutch hatred for everything French goes much deeper than just the language btw. It is almost a pathological reaction, and I personally think it has much to do with NL having an outspoken protestant culture (although there are more catholics there, they are far less dominant). And partly because a lot of French protestants, the Huguenots, who were violently persecuted in France, fled to NL where they were welcomed. You can still today easily find their settlements, usually they have French names (like eg. Philipine) or Dutchified French names. The Huguenots of course became rabidly anti-French and this mixed well with the predominantly protestant upper class of Holland and its vassal provinces.

>>78864347
Louis Bonaparte was our favourite rabbit.

>>78864711
wat

>>78863588
>girlfriend is now French
Fuck off

I really want Noord-Brabant to get reunited with the Belgian Brabants again again. So Noord-Brabant, Midden-Brabant(Antwerpen) and Zuid-Brabant(Vlaams, Waals and Brussels).

Dvw je niet genoeg Fins spreekt om in /mämmi/ te posten maar je ook niet langer relevant bent voor de nederdraad.

>>78865290
Oh shit, als ik via mijn Vodafone paal heb ik een NL vlaggetje en als ik paal via mijn pocket WiFi een Finse. Mooi, kan ik weer incognito zijn.

>>78865025
>he has a gf
You two deserve to be seperated by a border

>>78865352
Ik dacht al, wat komt zo'n autismomongool zich in godsnaam moeien in een /benelux/ gevecht?

>>78865404
Ja goede vraag.

>>78864740
He said konijn (rabbit) instead of koning (king)

I may be going to Antwerp. Tell me smth about it