>ran away from home
>holed up in old abandoned bunker using fake ID
>make anonymous post claiming terrorists have me
>demand 100k ransom
>have one of my friends collect it
>I resurface
>we get 50k each
ehhehehehe
Reported to Ethniki Ypiresia Pliroforion
>>78860457
you're "the jew" right?
>>78860514
too late mate, sorry