Why is Italy so shitty?
>Africa tier corruption
>shitty economy
>mafia
>overrated food
>homophobic
>racist
>no notable culture that is not 500 years old
>no notable scientists that are not from 500 years ago
>shitty infrastructure
>politically unstable
>pathetic military
>ugly cities full of commieblocks
>bad at the only sport they practice
How can a single country be so fucking shit?
>no notable culture that is not 500 years old
Well, there was 80 years ago.
>>78858240
i believe in you shitaly
>>78858240
Marconi?
Fermi?
Majorana?
>>78858240
Italy is and was great!
>>78858240
You surely don't know what a "shitty" country means fucking fag
>>78858422
get protesting lad
>>78858240
But your old money was much nicer. I miss it!
>pity replies to get praised
hang yourself
>>78858787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6icCUihMg7c
Sto imparrando italiana
>>78858240
why do terronis hate republic so much?
>>78858240
because shitalians
>>78858240
>homophobic
>racist
>bad things
>>78858787
Shitaly is one disgusting moor backwards overrated shithole.
Food? Shit, pizza and pasta are disgusting. History? Pathetic. Landscape? Looks like North Africa, the bad part of North Africa not the good one. Language? Sounds like orc speak. People? They look like a crossbreed between goblins and arabs. Citiest? More like slums.
End yourself.
>when even 4chan doesn't hate you so you have to start selfhating
>>78858399
>painting from 500 years ago
woooooow
>>78858392
>Marconi?
Stole Tesla's work
>Fermi?
>Majorana?
Overrated as fuck
>>78858240
all memes aside, Italy is well past its prime
>>78859911
Yep, by about 600 years
>>78859960
you had some golden decades in the 50s - 70s
>>78860009
>artificial growth caused by America pumping trillions in our economy
>still remained a crime ridden shithole
Yeah, no
>>78858240
Italians started to envy Slovenia kek
>>78860286
The absolute state of Shitaly
>>78859378
They are the telltale signs of Italy being a third world shithole
>>78858240
Kill yourself, traitor.
VINCERE ITALIA
>>78861857
If Italy is so great, then why did your parents emigrate to Australia? Why don't you come back?
>>78858240
there's literally nothing wrong with being racist
wh*tes must perish
>>78858240
You sound like a shitty leftist. We've got this kind of subhumans in Spain too sadly.
shitaly is trash because its full of shitalians
>>78858240
You are talking badly about your country. You make it to your gallows!
>>78862572
>painting from 600 years ago about a poem written 700 years ago
Wow, Italian culture is alive and well!
>>78862616
You do not know much about your country and its great men.
Sei un proletaria?
>>78862903
>You do not know much about your country and its great men.
I know that they all lived minimum 400 years ago
>>78858240
sneaky albanian subhuman with inferiority complex
you are jealous of italians
you shitskin
I really, really like Italy.
Like a lot
You my niggas italiani
Fucking this, SHITALY IS PURE POO!
It is a giant toilet for indians
>>78862972
>if you don't like to wallow in your own shit and pretend Italy is the best country ever you are an Albanian!!!!
Typical shitalian excuses
>>78862945
>I know that they all lived minimum 400 years ago
Where is your god now?
>>78863102
She's Hungarian
>>78863160
But Italian enough to become parliamentarians!
โIn Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshedโthey produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.โ
>>78863367
She is still a whore
>>78863664
>dude Renaissance LMAO
That was 500 years ago, Fritz
>>78858240
MAMMA MIA. HOW DID YOUA FORGET ABOUT MEA?
>>78863854
OR MEA?
WHATTA THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING MARIO?
>Fascism is one of the defining cultural movements of the 20th century
>no notable culture that is not 500 years old
>>78863664
Kek shut the fuck up minus. We've invented more shit than you ever will.
>>78858240
>Africa tier corruption
true
>shitty economy
not true
>mafia
continentals are barely human
>overrated food
ur gay
>homophobic
not true
>racist
not true
>no notable culture that is not 500 years old
not true
>no notable scientists that are not from 500 years ago
not true
>shitty infrastructure
what you get if you elet meme politicians
>politically unstable
true
>pathetic military
lol who cares faggot
>ugly cities full of commieblocks
LEL, go anywhere else in europe and you'll see true commieblocks
>bad at the only sport they practice
who cares
>>78863854
>>78863890
Nobody but fedoras give a fuck about opera
>>78863900
*losing cultural movements
>>78863959
>Nobody but fedoras give a fuck about opera
Va bene, tu sei un proleta!
italy improves a lot if you get rid of the southern parts
>>78863959
Terrible taste Riccardo
>>78858240
south italy is a tunisian clay
>>78864047
>>78864056
Opera is culturally irrelevant and has been like that for ages, that's a fact
>>78864115
>culturally irrelevant
Sei culturalmente rilevante.
rome is shit
romans are shit
their mayors have always been shit
their monuments are shit
their nightlife is shit
their football team is shit
>>78864157
How many people listen to opera nowadays? How many operas are written every year?
It's the definition of an irrelevant cultural fossil
>>78858240
You have to go back
>>78864220
>How many people listen to opera nowadays?
749.678.672 (Except China)
And what do you say about movies?
'Relevant' culture coming through
>>78864080
Wrong it's Greek clay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48KpQfZt2q8
>>78864320
>copycat of American movies is Italian culture
Loving every laugh
>>78864362
>he thinks there can be any completely original culture in the modern age
Is the food really overrated? I'm going there for a work trip pretty soon and have a few extra days to hang out, was hoping to eat some good food. I'm small though so can't eat a ton, I just like small good things.
>>78864527
It's bland, samey shit. The "great variety" comes from slightly altering pasta shape and giving it a different name or adding/removing a single spice from a sauce. Everything stinks of garlic and onion
Questa e la storia di uno di noi
Vive nell asilo. Nella via Cuckuck!
>>78858240
>>78864625
I thought they did nice fish and meat dishes also though? I don't like to eat so much pasta.. maybe 100g or something with some meat.
>>78864678
Fish and meat are almost absent from the Italian cuisine since Shitaly was too poor to afford them, everything is pasta, vegetables and cheese, cooked in the blandest way possible and then filled with garlic to give it some taste
>>78864728
Mario, I think maybe a therapist could help you
>>78864805
Just because British food is worse it doesn't mean Italian food is good
>this thread
>>78864728
Well since I'm there anyways, what type of food should I look for? What's their best dishes? Even if it is just the least shitty?
>>78864878
You are better off going to some hamburger place, you are not missing out on anything
Italy seems like a chill country,every country has its own problems
>>78864940
una fazza una razza
In Austria there is very good food. Nevertheless, when I travel to Italy, it tastes all. And the same with the wine.
And in the restaurants without tourists the food tastes best!
>>78858240
>Italians
>>78858240
>>homophobic
Read: doesn't pretend mentally ills aren't mentally ills
>>racist
Read: doesn't want any more uneducated foreigners than it already has
Protip: you have to go.
>>78865245
*tips fedora*
>>78865272
*memes your meme*
>selfhate hard as you can so other people start complimenting your country
>>78865518
He's a good troll!
O un traditore?
Any aren't Italians fat if they eat all that pasta?
>>78865670
Why*
>>78865670
Because the average pasta portion is around 80 grams, you fat fuck
>>78865716
I'm actually anorexic and literally getting shit from my doctor for my weight but thanks! Do you guys just eat pasta or mix something with it? What's a typical dinner like?
>>78865670
>fatmericans
>>78865716
you're too poor you mean
>>78865847
>fatbruzzo
>>78858240
>>homophobic
>>racist
these are bad how?
>>78865879
Is eating like a pig a sign of wealth in the UK?
>>78865918
I'm America the wealthy are thinner. I'm poor and eat healthy so the copout of "it's expensive to eat healthy" is, mostly, bullshit. Chicken and veggies are cheap as fuck.
>>78865086
>Imigrants
>>78858240
>implying being against f*ggots or third world rapefugees and gimmegrants is a bad thing
>>78858240
>homophobic
>racist
>this is somehow bad
you have to go back you fucking worthless gypsy
>>78858240
Napoli non รจ tutta italia (per fortuna)
>>78858240
Se non ti sta bene dove sei c'รจ sempre il villaggetto tuo, mohammed.
Nobody asked you to stay here in the first place.
>>78858240
Italy is a maghrebian, Nigerian, Albanian, Romanian, moldvan, gypsy, muslim shithole.
>>78858240
t. Argentinian behind proxy
>>78858486
jewess in picture
>tfw SHITalian
I wish I was American. Why did you punish me like this God?
>>78867273
Based Netherlands strikes again, it's thanks to these posts that you can spot the real Europeans.
>>78873651
True, can I suck your dick for a green card to get out of this shithole?
>>78858240
Compared to Mexico you live in a fucking paradise m8, why u have to hate your country when u live better than maybe the 75% of the people on earth ?
>>78875827
t. Popa Ion
>>78876778
brasovean imbecil
I recommend the book "The Dark Heart of Italy" by Tobias Jones
a curious read for the outside observer to this enigma nation
>grandparents left northern italy for burgerland
>never passed on the language, traditions, or anything
>other italo-americans still speak the language, practice traditions, and on-par with the culture
>mfw i'm a husk that lacks any identity
FUCK YOU NIGGERS
OH BOY I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN WITH NO PROPER FUCKING IDENTITY HYUHK HYUK PRAISE JEEBUS GOD SAVE AMERICA
YEEHAW PARTNER DON'T YOU LOVE HAVING NO FUCKING PROPER IDENTITY ASIDE FROM A BUNCH OF SHITTY STARS AND STRIPES ON A FLAG WHILE A BUNCH OF FUCKING EUROS
>HAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT HIM
>>78879703
this is the kind of people shitaly exports. Please end our misery
>>78879956
don't poke fun at my misery you fucking cunt
you think i asked for this, i don't even know why they fucking left in the first place 'nor do they have the balls to tell me those fucking strung out pieces of shit, they can barely speak proper english
>muh muh i'm not passing on anything w-we're real americans now
just fucking flush this place down the toilet and begin anew
i'm tired of other italo-ameriCUNTS fucking laughing at me for knowing jack shit about italy and being unable to speak the language despite being an italo-ameriCUNT myself
it never bothered me at first but these past few days i really haven't been able to handle it
and don't even get me started on those fucking euroMUTT-ameriCUNTS who go
>oh man your surname sounds italian?? YOU MUST BE ITALIAN hHAHAHAH YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE?? I'M HALF GERMAN AND HALF ENGLISH MYSELF, MY GUY GET IT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Italians used to be great back when they were Nordic before they got colonized by Greeks and turned into Shitalians
>>78879703
At least you're not muhh heritage faggot.
>>78880129
you're one of the few lucky ones, God bless your parents for not making you a shitalian
>>78880168
this is factually correct
>>78880129
I'd rather deal with a "neutral" American than with some muh heritage guido faggot
>>78880291
i suppose you're right
it's just like, fucking hell, what does it even mean to be an american? the only foundation this country has is
>muh gunz
>muh amendments
and, you ask others what it means to be american and they just
>oh idk
>its uhh well u see we wuz immigrants n sheit muh fugga
i don't ask for much, it's just embarrassing when you see euros rag on about
>muh culture
>muh this muh that
meanwhile the only notable achievements america can claim is developing the atom bomb alongside making it to the moon, but we only accomplished that by stealing / "borrowing" the progression of others
>>78880235
>>78880291
As an American on vacation in my ancestral lands, I would like to offer a big fuck you to both of you for denying our right to experience the culture of our former homelands.
Who the fuck are you to monopolize culture? You sound like SJWs with their cultural appropriation. Stay mad that the USA is the greatest country in the world and multicultural enough to allow us all free cultural expression unlike Yurop that shits itself every time a Muslim steps foot in it.
>>78880408
american-albanian subhuman in greece
>>78880129
Then why don't you learn it on your own? You don't need your grandparents to learn Italian history, language or tradition. I know the feel of being diaspora whose grandparents didn't pass down shit but really no one is stopping you from learning all of it on your own.
>>78880129
See, that's what I am talking about >>78880408
>>78865818
>Do you guys just eat pasta or mix something with it?
there are many ways: sauce, cinnamon, cheese .. .