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>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dream™" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"
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>Be German
>Be not funny
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>>78830497
You're doing it wrong, kraut.
>Be American
>Roll up to McDonalds in Japanese SUV
>Decide to eat inside because you have the day off
>Press button on dashboard, ramp falls down from car door
>Ride down from the car on your motorized scooter
>Go into McDonalds
>About to order your favorite burger, the Double Rib McObesity with mayo
>Before you get to the counter, collapse onto the floor because of hypoglycemia
>Hauled off to ambulence by men carrying AR-15s
>Spend a day in the hospital watching reality TV and eating burgers
>See hospital bill, $100,000
>Waddle over to the window to kill yourself over not affording the bill
>Hospital administrator sees you struggling and pulls out his Colt
>Get shot
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>>78830800
>be American
>be assblasted
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>>78830800
hey!
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>>78830843
what's up?
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>>78830886
>an american tries to socialize with me
please stop it I'm getting uncomfortable
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