will punch every american till they admit a brazilian was the

Nigger

> brazilians
> inventing anything

>>78814886
That's not nice,
They invented trannies and sexual diseases

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>>78814658
Fine. I concede.

I seriously don't understand this We Wuz

>>78814658
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>>78815106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Santos-Dumont

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>>78815153
more like wrong brothers

>>78814658
You ARE American;)

>>78815239
*south american

man, imagine how cool it would be where any jerkoff could make and fly around in a dirigible. That would be so fucking awesome.

implying it wasn't a russian who invented the airplane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Mozhaysky

>>78815156
Says there he flew after the Wrights, maybe I don't get this meme.

>>78815509
Chimpzilians claim the Wright Brothers lied about their flight.

>>78815509
>>78815530
nah
the brothers used a slingshot to take flight

dumont´s plane was a real plane. take off by its own means and could be drived

>inventing an airplane in a nation that is nothing but jungles
Where is the runway Pretinho?

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>>78815156
hmm, is he WHITE? I will consider only if he is WHITE.

No, you don't get to rewright history. Fuck off, chimp.

>>78814658
brazilian was the creator of airplane

Feel better?

>Dumont

Get fucked, world.

>>78815604
>Nothing but jungles

Learn things before you speak.

>>78815713
yes
tks

>>78815578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santos-Dumont_14-bis
Says here that Dumont's plane couldn't take off on its own until 1906, while the Wright brothers were making powered take-offs in 1903. Honestly I remember these facts being different, maybe me and some brazil-bros got jumped to the wrightflightfirstverse.

>>78815704
Did you just spout a reddit pun at him?

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>>78815578
we still use slingshots desu

>>78815783
What the fuck makes puns reddit now? Are you so fucking new that you don't know to respond with a carlos?

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This shit debate again. The Wright designed the first airplane catapult-assisted while Dumont designed the first self propelled airplane. Both equally important at their time. Now burgers and monkeys can fuck off.

do you mean aeroplane?

>>78815856
The Flyer 3 used a catapult assist, the Flyer 1 just had a wooden runway with a divot at the end.

>>78815832
Is this the reddit rage i've been hearing about lately?

You are what you eat.

>>78815433
This

>>78814658
wait what?

is this even a thing? do br*zilians think they invented the airplane??

>>78816085
They even had it be part of their Olympic games opening ceremony m8.

>>78816085
it basically works like this - for almost any major technical achievements there were multiple guys who could be considered the first who did it, the leading culture usually chooses its own guy as the very first, sometimes it has serious grounds like for brothers wright and sometimes it doesn't like with edison and his light bulb which more than half a dozen of people demonstrated before him

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>>78816085
seens i have to punch some leafs too

>>78814658
just try and throw a punch you dumb monkey

>>78816276
I will eat you fucking burger

>>78816319
lemme remind you of some facts my friend: the inventors of the airplane were two brothers whose names were Wright

>>78816319
SOPA DE AMERICANO
UMA DELICIA

they name a college after one of the wright brothers here. is there a br college with their names too?

>>78816085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kigWZGPPQao

>>78815578
Guess the aircrafts that take off from American Carriers are not real aircrafts after all. We should reclassify the F-18 as a glider.

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>>78814886
they invented the electrocution shower.

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>>78816401

>>78816401
Look who's talking

>>78816195
Some are also so vague or broad that you can draw the line wherever fits your biases. (So with a plane you could say first theoretical plane, first plane experiment, first piloted plane etc)

>>78816401
for what purpose

>>78816401
I will allow u to use it in the next holocaust

>>78814886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=povGggaIK2A

>>78814658
>not otto lilienthal
outta my way, engine pebs

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Brazil DID invent airplane


Pic is the proof

>>78816582
really cool

>>78816582
put this monkey propaganda away

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>>78816638
literally monkey propaganda

there is a pretty good air simulator x-plane, it is pretty realistic, at least if you don't use the poorly made planes (its editor allows you to add basically anything), i tried bristol boxkite in it, that stuff is hell to pilot even on a good day, and i suppose its model has a better engine than the real one had

those people back then were crazy

consider that the spirit of st. louis, which was made much later, literally didn't have the forward view... imagine how the guy landed it, iirc he wrote he got used to landing planes not looking where he landed them while he delivered a huge packs of mail

>>78816319
Who would be the fat one then, huh?

>>78816029
Fuck off,
This is why the other countries hate us

>>78816935
No it's not.

>>78814658
uhm, excuse me? the plane was invented by Nicolás Teslassi, famous Argentinian inventor and movie critic