>be me, French >staying at community youth hostel thing

>>78805949
>>78805949
hahahahaha

Bougnoule

>>78805949
NOBODY IS WH*TE IN THE USA WTF?? YOU MUST BE IN CANADA
USA IS A BLACK COUNTRY

>>78805993
go back to your country
fuck off
reeeeeee

Stop spamming these goddamn frogs and then expecting me to read whatever you've written holy shit

>>78806014
i'm already in my country...

Kek get a load of this arab fag

>>78805949
say your name is Max

>>78805949
T'es un arabe mon sale ami

north African?

>>78805949
you probably look like a malik

Salami Asakum brother!

>>78805949
haha fucking bougnoule

>>78805949
calm down malik, no need to go all jihad haha

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just took a quick pic in the dorm
tell me honestly do i look arab ?
what the fuck

>>78807213
you look kinda maroccan, sorry Malik.

>>78807378
i don't, it's my phone that automatically "improves photos" which turns your face kind of red

>>78807213
Bonsoi....As-salāmu ʿalaykum Malik

>>78807213
not at all lol, they are just retarded

>>78807213
No, Americans are just retarded

>>78807213
For some reason this video started playing when I looked at your photo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bWI0J7Kxok

>>78807213
underage b&

>>78805949
got em

>>78807626

your mother is retarded

>>78807213
You look very cute. I'm sure you'll get 'trop des filles' or 'trop des garçons' if that's your thing.

>>78808269
Shouldn't you be at Sunday school, Timmy?

hello malik

>>78807213
Let me fuck you in your boipussy.

>>78809539
Why is Singapore so decadent ?

>>78809706
they are not many but singapore posters are some of the worst on this board t b h
probably because its a rich jewish city state, it attracts cunts, like parisians or new yorkers

>>78805949
malik de mierda

>>78805949
in some cities in america, even whites behave like blacks

>>78807213
Inshallah Malik

>>78805949
Your accent probably makes you impossible to understand so when you said your name no one around knew wtf you were saying and just went with what they thought you said.

Also they probably all laughed behind your back for having a nigger name.

>>78807213
You do actually look like an Arab or Iranian, at least like the ones we get. If you were in a crowd of them I'd honestly not bat an eye.

>>78810198
Since when is maxime a nigger name?

>>78810323
In the usa niggers sometimes have french names like monique or andré

>>78810377
The funny thing is most black ghetto names are also originally derived from French. The only thing is niggers didn't really know what the actual French names were so they just made shit up as they went along-

>>78810377
The more I learn about them, the more it appears they are the sole true Americans. They literally built the country.

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>>78810471
WE

>>78810377
Man that fucking sucks
Literally all our heritage left in the US in being taken by fucking slaves descendants

>>78810323

It's not, I'm saying they didn't understand he was saying maxime, and if they did they would wonder if it was a guys or girls name.

They thought he was saying malik, which most of them would probably think of as a nigger name.

>>78810620
don't you have a famous magazine called maxim ?

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>>78810583

WUZ

>>78810682

Yeah I think it's common wherever one would buy magazines, we also have cars called toyotas but I'm not sure the average person would expect toyota to be a persons name.

>>78810724
BUILDERS

>>78808343
Shouldn't you be blowing a priest, Benito?

>>78805949
>BLACK HAIR BROWN EYES DOES NOT MEAN I AM ARAB
hmmmm...............................

>>78811030
It's weird that you singled me out all the people calling Americans retarded in this thread. Does your mom's Italoamerican boyfriend call you a retarded faggot that often?

>>78810849

They picked cotton and tobacco, they didn't build things, they only moved supplies.

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>>78805949
Maybe they meant Malak

>>78807213
Y-You're c-cute.
*runs away*

>>78807213
La France est bla-

>>78812888
-che.

>>78810844
it is a very old name that goes back to the roman emperor maximus, fuck off

brown eyes + brown hair = can be white
brown eyes + black hair = NOT WHITE

>>78807213
no, you look like a young Gaul

Burgers are more acquainted with the name Malik (brother of Obama) than with French names. You should have Americanised your name to Max.

>>78815126
It is the Roman name Maximus, in French they dropped the declension, where in Italian -us became -o (Massimo ; Darius -> Dario etc)

>>78805949
>youth hostel
lmao
hello malik

>>78805949
You ever spell your name out for them?

2bh both MALIK and MAXIME sound equally foreign. so nobody would randomly come up with MALIK. your story sounds like bullshit or they confused you with someone.

>>78807213
Where I'm from, anyone who isn't blonde is considered "Mexican."

>>78815723
Wow. And I thought the people in my location were dumb.

>>78815720
This. All they heard us
>something foreign with an M

Just roll with it, OP. Play it cool, and you'll get the sexy tiem.

>>78815720
>
Funny that you don't recognize the difference between an African muslim name and a quintessentially European, Roman name. But then shit like Trayvon and DaQueefsha are not considered foreign.

>>78815763
>rural Midwest
In all fairness, it's pretty much true. They're all some mix of German, Scandi, Polish, and Irish - or Mexican.

>>78815778
>not considered foreign
It's almost like this isn't Europe. Holy shit, dude.

>>78815778
well i think it is a good thing we don't know the name malik.

>>78807213
you look more of a leb

>>78815853
I would have thought given the popularity of >muh heritage faggotry you would at least recognize such an obvious one.

>>78815873
Malik Obama, the brother of Barack

>>78815905
he doesn't have semitic facial traits

>>78815927
>muh heritage faggotry
It's almost like the entire idea is just a meme meant to ridicule Americans for something outsiders don't experience and understand.

...ooooor most people aren't autistic faggots who know name origins...

>>78815927
so he was confused with obama's brother? i consider that an honor.

>>78810442

Fugg, now that I think of it, it's true.

>D'avante
>Jermaine
>Deveroux

Lel

>>78816061
these are typical black names in your opinion?

>>78810442
>niggers didn't really know what the actual French names were so they just made shit up as they went along
Yep, and it's and endless source of amusement to look up actual black names.

maybe they don't give a shit when you told them your name and thought of something else when they forgot you fucking eurosperg

>>78815723
this and we call them all "bean"

>>78816146

Yes?. Everything that begins with La, Le, De, Da, D' and followed by some made up shit resembling a french sound is a typical ameriblack name.

Notice I'm talking about ameriblack names, not actual africans.

>>78807213
Post boipucci

>>78816238
They also give themselves Arabic names a lot because of Malcolm X

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>>78815980

But thing is, americhan, that Maxim(-o,-us) is like ultra mega stereotypically roman name.

>>78807213
Looks like a white man

>>78807213

Are you wearing lipstick?

>>78816334
what do we care about romania?

>>78805949
Lol>>78760334