Why do natural disasters hate the South Natural disaster

>>78735976
It's God's judgement, sourtheners are too stupid to get it

We get hit by hurricanes all the time and nothing happens

>>78736131
This looks bad though
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/25/nws-hurricane-harvey-strengthens-to-category-2-storm-texans-prepare-for-worst.html

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Kek kekkity kek kek

>>78736185
We had the "strongest hurricane ever recorded" and nobody died, nobody went missing everything was fine
You are just shit at surviving

>>78737492
*earthquakes you*

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>>78735976
Upon arriving in Heaven, General Sherman promptly convinced God to wage an ecological war against the South, sending in hurricane after hurricane to punish them for their crimes.