I wish my countrymen were less ameriphobic.
The burgers are always nice to us and we are one of their favorites according to polls.
But instead most of us mock them and stick to being br*tboos for some reason.
Why? Americans are our friends. Be nice to them pls.
wait... germans are britboos?
>>78722394
only cuz you so mean to us
>>78722394
They teach us in school that bongs are oh so great, British english etc. This sticks in some peoples heads.
Most people don't realize or know that you hate us.
>>78722502
I hate the french m8
>>78722535
You are not your entire country tho
>>78722535
>>78722607
the wars were just banter m8
>>78722622
fuck off you effeminate cretin
>>78722502
I don't hate Germans, I don't hate Americans either actually.
>>78722693
True but the aftermath generation is somehow still pretty butthurt about it
>>78722693
Seething
>>78722769
your feelings towards france?
>>78722769
>we hate you. Fuck off kraut nazi
>no m8 I don't hate you
Reeeeeeeee
>>78722948
I would tell you to grow thicker skin, but you are german...
>>78723035
The point is that I never know if you guys like us or not or neutral or mixed.
Whatever way would be great to know the answer.
>>78722245
Eternal Krauts deserve what they got
pic related
>>78723247
fuck off yank
>>78723300
Fuck off bong
>>78723327
funny how white americans are mostly german anyway
>>78723409
Yes.I'm not German though, nor am I an Angl*
>inb4 "you're nonwhite"
No I white, just not of those groups
>>78723501
I'm, not I. Sorry
>burger education
>>78722245
Americans are stupid
>>78722245
i like germans but i do not like americans
>>78723595
Yes good post
Based China will take care of the Americans
>>78723247
Pls be nice
>>78724291
Please don't destroy Europe again
>>78724993
What are you talking about? I didn't destroy anything and I'm not planning to.
>>78725423
Sure you don't, Hans.
Never trust a Kraut
>>78725560
Why are you so mean?
I thought americans are our friends
>>78725658
No we aren't. Go away Hans, Germany is a cancer on the face of the earth
>>78725658
99% chance it's a muh herrtage cunt
>>78725752
Really now, Bong? If I am a MY ANCESTORS meme, then who are my ancestors?
>>78725691
But most Americans are nice. You are lying.
>>78725904
we really are, like REALLY nice
>>78725904
>most Americans are nice
That's pretty much saying that Germany is a nation that deserves to exist, in other words Americans aren't nice.
t. Clapistani
>>78725966
But americans always said that they like us or are at least neutral.
>>78726043
>b-but the internet told me differently!
You are a scourge upon the earth
>>78726085
Not just the internet. Irl too.
>>78726143
>trusting 50% Clapistanis
Sure, Hans. Day of the Allies SOON
Can't wait to partition your "country"
>>78726178
Hm I guess you are just a sad hateful person who projects his own opinion on the entire country.
But even if you are not just lying then I will like you guys anyway.
>>78726272
>waaa you're mean
Also
>I'm so weak I'll like you even if you hate me
Absolutely Kraut-tier pathetic, you make me kek
Kek as in
>kill
>every
>kraut
>>78726307
Jesus christ.
You must have lots of friends
It's also not pathetic to have inner peace
>>78726363
I do, Hans. Shame you can't say the same for your "friends" in Europe
>>78726383
I mean real life friends, not country roleplay friends
>>78726439
Wew lad.
Look Hans, its just bait, no one hates you.
I personally don't like a lot of aspects of Germany, but I don't hate you. Don't be so serious all the time mate
>>78726307
My sister was born in that orange part...in a place called Heidelberg.
>>78722535
The French are great. Probably my favorite eurofags tbqh.
>>78726494
Cool. Was your Dad a GI or something?
>>78726487
I'm just a bit sensitive.
>>78726627
I'm sorry Hans I messed with you too much
Have a good night
>>78726533
Yes he was, it looks like such a beautiful area too.
My Mom learned German in the two years she was there and is still pretty fluent.
>>78726666
Are you around your sister much?
>>78722245
Americans are better than English people. English people are about as ignorant and deluded as American people but in a more malicious way.
>>78726706
Yes, well she lives near me. I am older. She is actually literally kinda rich.
>>78726723
Based potato
Although just because we are better than the eternal Angl* doesn't mean we are good.
>>78726746
Did she go to school in Germany?
>>78726723
we are WAY nicer here, everybody is compared to them really. Are they just as smug IRL?
>>78726658
Thanks ameribro
>>78726775
She went to school in Utah and is now has an executive position with a big multinational company that I Ironically helped her get.
>>78726886
burger/10 bretty good
>>78726842
Brits are a bit nicer irl. Except when they are drunk.
>>78722245
Is that some kind of Stockholm sindrome?
>>78726658
Also a good night/morning to you
Lets be honest. You westerners don't really hate each other. You are like siblings who pretend to 'hate' each other, but in case of real trouble they forget about it.
>>78727157
NATO doesn't count as a true representation of how we feel for each other.
>>78727088
Uh no. I just want to return some love to our American friends. We may had a rough start but in the end we could be good friends.
Stockholm is liking Britain for example
>>78722245
>>78722502
>>78722948
>>78723164
Be nice to Britain or you get the bombs again Fritz
>>78727434
yeah, sure, Angl*
>>78727434
That's not how friendship works, silly