>Order pizza from Italian >Put ketchup on the pizza >The

>>78702960
You put it on the fucking GARLIC BREAD YOU AMERICAN MORON

Ketchup belongs on pizza and improves the taste, anyone saying otherwise is a contrarian faggot

>>78702996
you must have some really fuckin shit pizza in Denmark to need ketchup

>>78702996
>Trust a Dane...

>order well done steak at amerigan steakhouse
>put ketchup on it
>waitress starts crying

I think most people in Bulgaria are conditioned toward putting sauces on pizza, because as a kid the sliced pizza stands always have about 3 sauces to choose from for free.
When something is free you sort of feel like you have to take advantage and those pizzas are dry as fuck anyway.
As an adult I've always been disgusted at the though tho because I only buy at restaurants these days.

>>78702960
It's a test to spot the faggots who out ketchup on pizza. Here's how it works: you put a bottle of ketchup on the table, then hide and observe. If the costumer pours it on pizza, he needs to get the fuck out.

>>78702983
>garlic bread
>in italy
Stop pretending, you're not italian

>>78702960
>American see condiment
>Eat condiment
You are a fucking animals

>Amerigan be me
>gobble food need nutrients
>yes guud red saus ged inme
>oh noes what done
>oh well locate next taco bell
>food in me good feel
>5/5 bretty good gan driv home now

>order food in germany
>milf waitress yells at me for not eating salad

>>78707928
Hot

>go to restaurant
>they give me salad
>try to cut it with the knife
>get yelled at
Why can't you use your knife? I don't understand.

>friend tells me he puts mayonaise on his spaghetti
>be disgusted
>be curious tho
>try it
>it's fucking divine

Tr it.