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>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
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Tbh I'd probably sign up for the army to get a Norweian war bride.
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>>78671266
Yes, we talked about this back when I were a conscript. We've been ready for this war for a long time.
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>>78671652
i cant wait to make norway a superpower.
we deserve it
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>>78672077
You'd be a superpower today if Magnus hadn't fallen off a boat and died
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Nå må du henge deg så vi slipper autismen din, Anonsen
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>Norway is making fun of us again.
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>>78671266
any cute Norwegian girls (male) here willing to marry me so I can get Norway citizenship
I am a proud straight American man
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>>78676414
ask ur king first
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>>78676749
you have to kiss his ring first
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>>78672155
Magnus the Good?
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>>78677322
Yes, he had a perfect claim on the English throne while still being Norwegian (through his father, Olaf). If he'd invaded it would've almost certainly succeeded.
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>>78677574
buy he knows how bad anglos are and dont want to rule them
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>>78671266
#StrongerTogether
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Norway please annex us, our pathetic people don't deserve our own country. Please invade us and kill us all, you would get an excellent strategic position.
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>>78678271
we like you more than sweden
we love denmark
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>>78678332
This
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why can't they just pick on Denmark
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What's a Norway?
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>>78678332
>we hate the country that let us have our own constitution and greater freedom and love the one that enslaved us for hundreds of years and destroyed our language
Norwegians confirmed natural cucks
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>>78678422
Who wins 1 v 1 Sweden or Norway?
https://youtu.be/ns8WURiW9jE
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>>78678491
No Nordic country could achieve total victory against another Nordic country and that is how it should be.
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>>78678491
Nobody apparently. /movie
>>78678422
Because you are killing Scandinavia with SJW-propaganda. You are the source to the cancer up here.
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>>78678422
We werent enslaved by Denmark, we fell into a union because our last king had only a daughter. The hansa is what mainly shat up our language (and the Danish language)
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>>78676749
Looks dead man
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Square up then, nigga.
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>>78671266
>be in campsite in bodö
>at 3 am, 2 jet fighters decided to land at the airport
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>>78679862
you have been in my hometown ? my nigga
i remember a lot of dutch soldiers in nato training when i was in the army.
they always looked at our girl soldiers asses
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>>78671266
If you want to destroy america you will need more of pic related. Please buy.
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>>78671652
When did Norwegian posters become so aggressive?
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>>78671266
Which Block are those F-16?
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