>Ywn be a swedish crusader crossing the baltic sea by ship

you can though. baltics now pracitice atheism and thhey are still primitive.

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>>78670716
>you'll never be a finnoafriasian invading the future polish republic for sweet boipussi

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>You will never be a sissy trap, because you're too tall

>>78670925
>You will never be a bull that cucks people beacuse you are too short
Tfw 5.7

>>78670925
>>78671010
cringe

>Wanting to be a filthy sviar

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>you will never be a L1 sissy male who got kidnapped by a superior fingol male during a raid on your small village and raised by them only to become a raider like them and butchering inferior L1 males with them and taking a fingol wife because you proved yourself in battle and loyalty towards superior fingol male permanently superior

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>>78670716
>converting people who actually practice a true european religion into blind followers of a desert religion

Sweden should unironically pay reparasjons to Finnland it's astounding how these war criminals have oppressed their innocent neighbours

>>78671556
>Roman Empire falls much earlier
>forced christianity of europe never happens
>Europe remain a bunch of barbarian tribes fucking over each other for another thousand years
>middle ages happen
>Islamic armies come and easily conquer everything and force you into their desert religion and absolutely erase all your culture

Original European paganism never had a chance. You need a major unifying religion or you are just going to be eventually massacred by some religiously united foreign power.
If anything you were lucky that the Romans allowed you to keep some of your original culture, Islam wouldn't have allowed that and nowadays nobody would even know that paganism existed at all.

>>78670769
Cute girl.

>>78671556
>Varg
>practicing true european anything