>why did the twin tower catch fire? >because fat Americans

2/10

>>78670112
You are trying to hard to be edgy and forgot to be funny.

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>>78670112
KEK AMERILARDS BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>78670112
>what are Americans most afraid of?
>catching fire

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>>78670398
AMERIFATS ON POOICIDE WATCH

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>>78670112
>be American
>fridge is full of shoes
>no food
>dies

>>78670112
Kek

>>78670201
Get over it

>>78670112
>be American
>price of burgers go up by 10%
>whole country sinks into deep recession

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>>78670553
>>78670632
>>78670523
>>78670112
PLEASE STOP IM LAUGHING TOO HARD IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

>>78670714
>be American
>so fat that a small laughter can trigger a heart attack

There may be something to this. I mean jet fuel can't melt steel beams but fat burns at a higher temperature.

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>>78670761
Pure fats melted the steel beams

>tfw one of those burning American could have kept your village warm for a week.

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>>78670851
This level of banter is off the charts

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>>78670761
I mever understood this meme. Do people not realise steel gets malleable when heated? Why would the steel have to be melted and not just heated enough that it becomes unable to bear an already inscreased load caused bu structural damage.

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>>78670917
>Americans are so fat and heavy they caused the expanded steel beams to bend and the building to collapse

>>78670917
nope steel has 100% integrity until its melting point at which point it instantly turns to liquid

the jews did 911

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>>78670977
>the Jews never thought the building would collapse under the weight of fat americans

>>78671067
haha golden face shitpost from a random asian shithole

no one cares about 911 anymore

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>be american
>fly

>>78671178
>Americans so fat and stinky
>he leaves a smell trail
>falls with extreme terminal velocity
>hits and kills 5 more people

>>78671245
go singapore

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>>78671281
>be American on fire
>jumps off building
>hits the ground still burning

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>>78671305
>what made the twin towers collapse?
>the weight of all the americans

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>>78671586
>how long does the fire burn in the twin tower?
>depends on how many Americans are in it.

>be fire
>catch american fat
>get shot

>>78671998
>Americans hear the phrase "kill the fire"
>fire shotgun shells into the fire

you're really desperate for that ban, aren't you?

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>In America they use AM and PM time
>In Germany we just use 24 hour time

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Good thread

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>>78672129
>be american
>be inneficient
>and fat

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>
>be american so big and fat
haha

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>Why New York is a slim state?
>They burned a lot of fat in a single day

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>>78672645
el italiANO

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>>78672645

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>Be American
>Wear shoes in bed

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>>78672645
AHHHHHH
THE BANTER IS STRONG YANKS ARE NON EXISTANT IN THE THREAD

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>>78670112
>Why are Americans so bad at chess?
>Because they already lost their two towers

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>>78672990
AHHHHHHHHH
YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK

>>78672990
11/10

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>Land of free
>free to be stupid

Stop bully pls

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>be american
>get shot

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>>78673237
>home of the brave
>brace enough to get shot

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>>78670112
i saw a documentary about a pig farm catching fire, 2 times, pig fat making the fire worse
It happened in america

How does an American survive jumping from a tower?
He puts on spandex and bounces back up.

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>Be American in WW2
>See your people
>Name the second atomic bomb after them

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>No one Russian flag ITT

I think US will now understand who is friend and who """""""friend""""""" for them

>>78673516
>be American
>so fat and heavy
>ship can't steer quick enough
>rams into cargo ship

>>78673599
they dont have any friends

>>78670632
>deep recession
Deep fried recession

>>78670962
Wtf i hate george bush now

>>78673516
kek best one so far

>>78673618
I want to be friend for US...

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>>78670112
>be american
>wear shoes in the shower

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>>78670112
damn i want an amerilard for cooking purposes now

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>>78670952

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This thread is mean. I can't take it anymore.

>>78674185
Just cook Rebel Wilson

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>>78674268
she is de facto amerilard, that might do

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>be american

THAT'S THE JOKE!!

>>78673403
You guys get shot in the back?

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>be American
>wear shoes to sleep