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>Poo tried to scam me >Called saying I owed the IRS $3,000

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>Poo tried to scam me
>Called saying I owed the IRS $3,000
>Immediately start messing with him
>Talk like Apu from Simpsons
>"Oh my friend, are you a devotee of dee 8 arm beetch slapping goddess?"
>He claims I'll be arrested in one hour
>Ask if that's how long it takes to reach the designated shitting streets
>Ask why his English sucks
>Tell him if the room he's in smells more like curry, maggots, or poo
>Say I have a gun to a cow's head and will kill his God if he's not the IRS
>He's fucking raging
>Calls me a string of "motherfucker"
>I ask if 2 rupees an hour can feed his ugly mother, or if she has to fuck goats in front of pakis to make more
>Starts jabbering in some weird singsong language and hangs up

But really, why do pajeets do this? I thought it was Nigerian princes
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>>78655882
That was rood anon. You should be ashamed of yourself
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>>78655882
how did you know he was a poo and not a ruskie or chin?
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>>78657493
Poo accent is quite distinct
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>>78655882
>Tell him if the room he's in smells more like curry, maggots, or poo
>Say I have a gun to a cow's head and will kill his God if he's not the IRS

Noice, I'll use these next time Poojeet tries to scam me.
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>>78657594
whoops I figured he was texting or something
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>>78657419
Sorry Gulam

:-(
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>>78655882
>Talk like Apu from Simpsons
Lol I did the exact same thing.
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Is it worth to prod them about Ganges baths, corpses, waste etc. or are they conditioned to be blind to how fucked up that is?

I mean, I get the sacral meaning of it, but there's still a very nonsacral fat turd nudging you in the bindi when you submerge your face.
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>>78655882
In the past on the odd occasion I would answer an unknown number and it was an call centre, I'd open up some random porn video, turn up the volume and place the phone near the speakers.

>>78660153
Shit is the least of your worries in the Ganges.
They also use it for waste disposable and dumping dead bodies.
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>>78655882
Would've done the same with a Paki desu.
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>>78660297
Same thing stupid chink
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>>78660493
Fuck you. But fair enough, poos and pakis are basically the same people.
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>>78660754
East asians are genetically similar and all look similar
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>>78660802
>genetically similar and all look similar
Just like "white" Americans and Mexicans.
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>>78660824
This
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But OP, what if that guy really was the IRS agent and you could just mother ugly and also insulted his God.
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>>78660754
>poos and pakis are basically the same people
no
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>>78660987
ayy lmao
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>>78660987
Yes
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>>78660878
They send letters, they don't call.
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>>78660878
From the IRS.gov site itself:

"Note that the IRS does not:
Call to demand immediate payment using a specific payment method such as a prepaid debit card, gift card or wire transfer. Generally, the IRS will first mail a bill to any taxpayer who owes taxes.

Demand that you pay taxes without the opportunity to question or appeal the amount they say you owe. You should also be advised of your rights as a taxpayer.

Threaten to bring in local police, immigration officers or other law-enforcement to have you arrested for not paying. The IRS also cannot revoke your driver’s license, business licenses, or immigration status. Threats like these are common tactics scam artists use to trick victims into buying into their schemes."
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>>78655882
I fell for one of their scams not too long ago, they were talking about overdue bill and I freaked out and paid it.
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>>78661971
>being this beta
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>>78663142
they said it'd be taken to court if I didn't pay,
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>>78657419
You should be paying him
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>>78655882
they still do this? it was a think 2-3 years ago.
it was funny how they tried to impersonate FBI agents speaking with indian accents topkek
try saying this in apu;s voice: "hello, my name is john smith, i am an fbi agent, and you are under arrest desu".
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>>78661971
>I fell for one of their scams not too long ago
You dumb cunt.
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>>78655882
>tfw the closest thing to a phone scam you get here is an extortion attempt
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>>78661971
>aussies
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>>78655882
Jokes on you when the IRS knock down your door
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>>78661018
>>78660853
Dumb chink
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>>78657419

I didn't think you'd make it that far across the border, rajeesh patel
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>>78665430
smelli poo
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>>78661971
>cucked by a poo

why do you even type this out tbqh
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>>78655882
haha nice one, well done

I don't know why pajeets got into the 419 scamming business, perhaps that's how they plan to become a superpower by 2030.

>>78657419
Yes he was a criminal you should respect him and gib money.
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>>78661971
lol dumbass kys
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