Would you rather live in ancient Egypt, Iraq, Pakistan or China?

Iraq

Drink really cheap beer, fuck Semitic goddesses and own hundreds of serfs

>>78631680
Ancient China.

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>>78631680

>>78631735
Eh, they weren't a rn civilization until a bit later than the countries in OP.
>>78631732
>assuming you wouldn't be one of the serfs

But good plan, sounds lit otherwise.

>>78631680
>>78631735
old maps. new, updated map and data should be use instead

>>78631680
I'd be an australian abo and live the same as many abos do today but I can sleep in the road without getting run over by a car

>>78631680

Egypt

>>78631812
How would you deal with the fact that every other thing that bites you will probably be poisonous?

Also you'd have the moral dilemma of having to warn abos of becoming isolated and eventually colonized.

>>78631940
I would throw a stick at it with my other stick

>>78631732
>The foulest Babylonian custom is that which compels every woman of the land to sit in the temple of Aphrodite and have intercourse with some stranger at least once in her life. Many women who are rich and proud and disdain to mingle with the rest, drive to the temple in covered carriages drawn by teams, and stand there with a great retinue of attendants. But most sit down in the sacred plot of Aphrodite, with crowns of cord on their heads; there is a great multitude of women coming and going; passages marked by line run every way through the crowd, by which the men pass and make their choice. Once a woman has taken her place there, she does not go away to her home before some stranger has cast money into her lap, and had intercourse with her outside the temple; but while he casts the money, he must say, “I invite you in the name of Mylitta”. It does not matter what sum the money is; the woman will never refuse, for that would be a sin, the money being by this act made sacred. So she follows the first man who casts it and rejects no one. After their intercourse, having discharged her sacred duty to the goddess, she goes away to her home; and thereafter there is no bribe however great that will get her. So then the women that are fair and tall are soon free to depart, but the uncomely have long to wait because they cannot fulfil the law; for some of them remain for three years, or four. There is a custom like this in some parts of Cyprus.[2]

>>78632275
Wew

>>78632275
my little cuckold peepee got really hard thinking of how I could literally never have a wife to myself with this

>>78631680
Iraq.I wanna see my Annunaki masters

>>78634969
İkibey wannabe,please go away.

>>78631680
China

>>78631732
Yusef, you'll get raped by the Sumerians

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>>78631680
Egypt,

>>78632275
>There is a custom like this in some parts of Cyprus.
It's interesting when you think some Cypriots today are probably decedents from such unions.

>>78631797
>assuming you wouldn't be one of the serfs
Why would he be? Isn't it fair that our economic status transfers with us? I'm middle class, so I probably wouldn't own hundreds of serfs but its' not like i'd be a serf either.

>>78631680
Surpringly enough, "pakistan".
At the times muslims didn't exist, I suspect it could had been quite a likable place.

China

the reason
>my race

>>78638417
>muh

>>78631735
it should be clarified that this map shows areas where state-level societies have developed independently. not all civilisations. that's why there are so many younger states shown on it.

>>78631680
Indus Valley civilization was really neat, but I'm a huge sumeriaboo.

Pakistan:
Weed
Riding Horses
Tru-Aryan

Sign me up, Egypt and Babylon seem a bit degenerate and i dont like Chinese food.

>>78642077
Indus Valley is pre-Indo-European

>>78642919
Woah woah! Nah im good Ill go Chinese fuck it.

>>78631680
Mesoamerica and norther Peru also had civilizations around that time.
Nonetheless, i'd choose Pakistan because it is the most intriguing to me

>>78632275
>you will never lose your virginity to your childhood crush during her mandatory temple prostitution

>>78631680
Iraq I think

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>>78631680
That egypt extends too far to south no connection there

>>78645023
>INFERIOR
>AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER

This is pretty fucking ancient https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norte_Chico_civilization?oldformat=true

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>>78645438
Tell me where you find a population that far south egypt ends in aswan.

>>78645528
I know you don't mate this website is your life

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>>78645551
Literally 0% connection

>>78645893
There is no vegetation or water, thus no connection, youd die in hours.

egypt

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>>78642077
Don't forget they were the first to have loos.

>>78647019
Oh yeah. Those things went out of style here years ago.

>>78632655
>americans

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>>78631680
You missed another Neolithic river culture, this one on the Danube.

>>78631732
Babylonians were, but Sumerians were not Semitic.

>>78631680
You're forgetting Mesoamerica and the Andes

>>78644586
Yeah, but they weren't nearly as impressive.
Norte Chico is only considered a civilization because they had cities but they lacked many old world tech like pottery and metallurgy, interestingly enough around that era ecuadorian/colombian tribes had ceramics and peruvian/bolivian tribes in the altiplano discovered metallurgy and domesticated llamas but all was too far apart.

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>>78656640
ruins of Caral, a Norte Chico city