>be american >dindu breaks into your home >slips down

>>78629456
That would be Russia. I thought in America you can freely kill any intruder of your property.

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>be american
>robber breaks into your home
>guard dog injures robber
>he sues you for $100,000 and wins

>>78629456
Some states, like texas, have a law that if you are found in commission of a crime then you will autamatically lose civil suits related to the crime. (For example shoot a criminals arm off then he can't sue you for that since he was breaking into your house)

lawsuit culture in yankland is just fucking awful
what a shit country

lmoa

never believed that plotline from Liar Liar. still don't.

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>>78630431
>Be britbong
>get arrested for shitposting

>be american
>poor minority breaks into your house
>shoot him once and kill him
>castle doctrine allows it
>this freedom makes other countries jealous
>they shitpost about america solely because they know americans can handle it and in return couldn't handle the banter
it ain't easy being numero uno