how does it feel to know we could invade and destroy your entire

>>78624790
It feels great to be powerful, doesn't it Ameribro? Europe, Japan and S. Korea are basically our vassal states.

>b-but we'd get help! people would help us! we'd need the help of the rest of the world!

pottery

>>78624790
You can't even put a chicken wire fence on our border, gringo please, you're embarrasing yourself.

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yes you sure did a number on afghanistan, 16 years and counting

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>>78624790

>>78625299
what is the goal in afghanistan? the goal in iraq was clear, topple saddam, and how long did that take? A fucking month lmao

The goal in Afghanistan is way more nebulous. Establish a stable government? What? No amount of military power can do that

If we decided to invade you we'd have Copenhagen turned to rubble within a week

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>>78625429
>it'd take them an entire week to conquer a tiny country with less than 1% of the population of the US
very impressive

>>78624790
Invade and destroy vietnam.in weeks faggot.

good

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>>78625299

You'd have to know where it is first, lol

Stupid Americans XD

>>78625429
I think we completely failed to conquer Iraq lol. What do you think the second I in ISIS stands for.

>>78624790
The generals promise every war would be over before Christmas, and they never are, and then we just bury that memory and say it again next time.

>>78627826
DANES CANT MATH

>>78625504
>>less than 1% of the population of the US

>Denmark/Population
>5.731 million (2016)
>United States of America/Population
>323.1 million (2016)
>5.731/323.1*100=1.774%

>>78624790
you'd be doing me a favour

>>78627705
got em

>weeks

you couldn't win against malnourished commie farmers in a jungle

>>78624790
you guys haven't even finished with Afghanistan yet, that's already 15 years.

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>>78627912
Yet we sure did kill 1.2 million of them

We could take you in land warfare. Your army has been shown to be greatly incompetent

>>78627930
seriously what the fuck is taking so long. faster to just annex the territory

>>78627936
ho chi minh literally gave zero fucks

>>78627950
We have 32x the amount of people in our RESERVES than you have active personnel, not to mention we're equipped with the most advanced military technology in the world

Stop deluding yourself, you couldn't even win a fucking war against England lol

>>78627985
we're fucked if they bring that sniper out of retirement

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>american """army"""

>>78627985
You gonna kamikaze us or something lmao https://www.google.fi/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/08/21/politics/uss-john-s-mccain-collision/index.html

Right up there with your friendly fire incidents

>>78624790
Good fucking luck.

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>>78628025
>lmao bro a ship hit another ship that means they don't have the most capable navy in terms of force projection with 55x the amount of planes in your entire military bro

you would be T U R B O F U C K E D

>>78628062
>shell sydney
>shell melbourne
>that's literally it, there's nothing else worth wasting artillery on in australia

>>78628077
When has that ever been a factor?
Planes dont win battles.

>>78628062
>that feel when roasting in the outback and aussies pistol whip your squad

brb researching uber emus

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>>78627930
And yet your country's army is right there with us, faggot

>>78628077
I don't think you'd manage to get 1% of that crap across the pond, m8

>>78628105
Navy does nothing in war only in imperialism aggression and destabilization.

>>78628105
if the enemy has no air presence and you do, they're not going to fucking win when you have all the CAS and all the means for bombings, not to mention like i said before our RESERVES dwarf their entire military, both standing and reserves

>>78628117
this is funny because these fleets are spread all across the globe right now

>>78628127
nigga what the fuck do you think carriers are for lmao

FORCE PROJECTION

>>78624790
We already conquered your country and without using weapons though.

>>78628139
and then you have to deal with a bunch of liquid courage addicted smart guys with insensitive autism all sparsely hidden in snow land

they'd turn the guerilla tactics up to eleven

>>78628199
let them, i didn't say anything about occupying, i said destroy, we'd level every city and let them hide in the snow

>>78624790
Di you know China has over 300 million men of fighting age available if you were to invade?

>>78628139
If you're so incompetent during peacetime and minor skirmishes in bumfuck nowhere against 170 cm """"males,"""" wartime is going to be quite a show, I reckon

>>78625299

danish ppl are faggots. your women love big brown cock

>>78628090
Top kek, you burgers really are fucking delusional.

>>78625225
That's only because half of our country is hell-bent on destroying it. The wall is coming, Pedro.

>>78628238
all white girls do

>>78628279
>The wall is coming
and you're paying for it

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>>78628224
Did you know China's carriers are literally falling apart and they'd have trouble even fighting a war against the UK?

>>78628228
Wow it's almost like being an occupying force in a country with a huge insurgency isn't easy for anybody, and we should have left as soon as we leveled it

Would Finland be able to handle it? You couldn't even win a war against Italy, or even fucking Canada lol

here's how far ahead we are compared to the next strongest military

>>78628272
>CRIKEY MATE THE YANKS JUST GLASSED SYDNEY LET'S ALL HUNKER DOWN IN COOBER PEDY UNTIL THIS ALL BLOWS OVER

>>78628319
>Did you know China's carriers are literally falling apart
Wew lad, kep telling yourself that.

>>78628272
this, blowing up key cities doesn't eradicate a nationality of people

>>78628272

australia is gay. you all live on the coast lines because your country is mostly a desert wasteland.

that's why your population never expanded to the great numbers America did. you are pathetic and ya'll will probably be conquered by the Chinese

>>78628319
Vietnam is stronger than you, Bubba. You have lots of paraphernalia, but you're just simply too incompetent

>>78628328
>implying their bases are all there
>implying their military is having some beers there (okay maybe)

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>>78628319
>Would Finland be able to handle it?

No, since our army is solely for defensive purposes. As should any army be. Now go be dumb somewhere else?

>>78628224

are you fucking retarded? we could nuke them off the face of the earth right now.

it doesn't matter how many men they have you stupid canadian faggot

>>78628316
Maybe, maybe not. If the worst that happens is I have to pay a little more in taxes and this country is better secured... well I can live with that just fine.

>>78628319
Don't wait, they only started building their navy and look at what the US spends ($825 billion) which is more than the next 50 countries (??) combined.
They don't seem afraid to build air bases in the south China sea which is an effective naval deterrent.

>>78628388
>launching nukes when other nuclear powers exist

ISHYGDDT

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>>78628388
Good thing they don't let volatile nutjobs like you in charge of those nukes considering China has them too.

>>78628329
lmao look for far ahead of the chinks we are

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Military_Strength_Index

>>78628383
notice how you're not even on the list, but
>lol you pulled out of a massacre back in the 1970s so your modern military can't do shit! even though we have a military the size of one of your bases!

>>78628328
Your navy wouldn't get close enough to Sydney, moron. Our navy has done extensive training with yours and has a comical rate of being about to complete missions undetected.

Your navy would loss more than it could possibly destroy. Americans are so fucking brainwashed by decades of propaganda that they don't realise that they've failed all major military operations for decades and lost trillions in the process. If your country was ever stupid enough to go to war against Australia, it would trigger a conflict that would result in the USA being torn apart.

There is a reason why your forces only ever take on third world tribals, far, far away from the homeland. It is an incompetent joke.
>Coober Pedy
Do you have the slightest fucking clue where that is?

>>78628224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIMH50X0F-4

>>78628409
>>78628415

are you guys really fucking kidding me right now?

China doesn't even have the capability of reaching us with their nukes. on the other hand, we can launch thousands of nukes that would obliterate china right away

you can have nukes, but you need a method of delivery too

>>78628388
>we could nuke them off the face of the earth right now.
1. No, you couldn't.
2. It would be the last action the USA ever took as a nation.
Burgers are pathetic.

>>78628428
if i didn't know where coober pedy was why the fuck would i have mentioned hiding there since it's all underground you absolute retard

and get a load of this, we beat pakistan around like a redheaded stepchild and even they'd fuck you up in a war, how delusional do you have to be to think that your pathetic, weak fucking country could last even a week against us? seriously you're memeing right?

>>78628422
No point in flashing your shiny new toys around when the USA can't even overcome sand niggers with cold war era guns.

>>78628388
Oh but it does. They have 300 nukes themselves and can effectively nuke you off the planet too, let alone being allied with Russia with another 7000 nukes.
You're fucking stupid for raping your citizens to have a big ineffective military that does more damage than good for its people.
Did you not see what Trump is repealing so you can spend more on it? How will you feel when a single enemy aircraft can waste your carrier group with those same nukes you love so much but can never use.
Your new carriers have enough design flaws to question their ability in actual combat launching aircraft.

>>78628450

yes, yes we could you kangaroo fucker or do you really think we don't have ICBM's capable of reaching them?

>>78628471

they have 300 nukes but none of them have a delivery method of reaching the US mainland dumbass

>>78628470
oh could you do a better job of being an occupying force on foreign soil full of local insurgents? would australia save the situation in the middle east if only it decided to?

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>>78628450
Yes, we could. Things like this are constantly thought about and planned. Now, would we? Probably not, the political will doesn't exist and the consequences of a wide-scale nuclear exchange are something everyone wishes to avoid. To act like the US couldn't effectively devastate China with the use of nuclear weapons though? That's Aussie qualityposting at its finest.

Amerifats literally defend us

FOR
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>>78628422
Dude, I think you should see a psychotherapist. You're fetishizing American military to a alarming extent. Did you have a problematic relationship with your father, because I think you're replacing your father with the troops as your father figure. I'm just worried about you. Seek help

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this aussie is a delusional fucking retard lmao

>>78628510
I'm scared of the cold and you probably spy for us or something

>>78628528
>dude I get that you're actually right and your country could glass every city in mine in under a week but I don't want to admit that you're right so I'm going to tell you to see a therapist to try to make fun of you

>>78624790
Do it, faggot, I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!

>>78628484
China has ICBM's capable of reaching anywhere in the US. As does Russia.
There's really only so many targets you need to take out to devastate a country.
Having thousands like America or Russia was all about guaranteed MAD.

>>78628462
>we beat pakistan
You trained them.
They flew planes into your buildings.
They housed Bin Laden for years.
They made your intelligence look like a joke.

>>78628473
>>78628498
>capable of reaching them?
They would be intercepted, you fucking idiots. Every other major power on Earth is actively monitoring your nuclear bases. Russia has already shown it can stop your preemptive strike ballistic missles.

Americans are so fucking dumb.
Wage war on PNG next, I want to see your commandos get captured by spear chucking cannibals for a decade and a half.

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How does it feel to be using the same rhetoric and modus operandi as ISIS?

>>78628568
>I'm going to conveniently ignore the fact that you're the most powerful ruling global hegemon and just try to meme my way out of this argument

AUSTRALIAN
QUALITYPOSTING

>>78628552

Russia is a bit of a problem considering they have 7000 nukes. I'll give you that. that's why the US and Russia will never go to war with each other

but China only has hundreds and our missile defense systems can intercept while we obliterate the Chinese

>>78628494
>would australia save the situation in the middle east if only it decided to?
What do you mean? America is responsible for that mess, why the fuck would we clean it up? We aren't stupid like you cunts. How many trillions of dollars has training those terrorists cost you now?

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>>78628579
dunno but popping them like ants feels pretty good

how's it feel to be voluntarily letting them into your country to signal to everyone that you're good people?

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>>78628597
So you're saying you could totally win the war in the middle east if you just decided to? Nice, sure wish we had your help

Oh wait you're even weaker than fucking TAIWAN

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>>78628606
No, I mean, how does it feel to be evil and controlling the world through fear and terrorism? We've never done that, I have no point of reference.

>>78628660
you've never done that, you just help by being the world's most prolific arms dealers :^)

you've never done that because you're too fucking weak and pathetic. but hey i'm sure you'd rather have china or russia as the world hegemon, not like we're technically your allies or anything. china and russia definitely share your values!

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>>78628675
You forgot "Praise Allah!" Or Trump, whatever you call him nowadays.

>>78628660
The U.S. isn't evil anon. You're just brainwashed. If the U.S. was evil the war in the Middle East would have been over a long time ago.

heated thread and performing art tier if bait

>>78624790
The English channel is one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world, your entire fleet would be sunk by cargo ships within hours.

>>78628690
>implying i'm a trump supporter

lmao back to your cuckshed and when russia attacks be sure to tell them you'd rather have them as the global superpower while they're annexing your country :^)

>>78628588
China is building a hypersonic missile which will make anti-balistic systems obsolete.
Star Wars never happened, was deemed too expensive and too many technical challenges.
Your system now has maybe a 50% chance. When you nuke a country anyway, you fire ICMBs with fake warheads too to increase the real warheads chances. You overwhelm the enemies ability to deal with the threat (MAD).
THAAD is a theater level system so there's still a ways to go before you can talk invulnerability.

>https://www.38north.org/wp-content/uploads/pdf/2016-03-10_THAAD-What-It-Can-and-Cant-Do.pdf

>>78628546
You don't want to see how your country could falter; your dad crying, that is. Remember: even Vietnam kicked your ass. Sort things out with your dad, man

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>>78628700
No, if you invade and destroy my country you're pretty evil. We're super-fucking good guys.

>>78628747
>building a democracy is evil

>>78628747
right, but we haven't, this is just a reminder that if we decided to we'd exterminate your entire country

you know why russia hasn't expanded more? because of us, but we're the evil hegemon :^)

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>>78628747
When you're not shit posting and bashing you mean.

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>>78628768
Because you wanted to turn the entire world into a nuclear wasteland just so you could stick a flag in Siberia.

Russia were the ones who backed off, the USA didn't give a shit. Nobody can be a communist if everyone's dead! Pretty bad when the Russians are the reasonable ones.

Everyone agrees that you're evil by the way, so the brainwashing is most likely on your end.

>>78628825
if we wanted to turn the world into a wasteland, we would have right? why didn't we? we used nukes as a deterrent, MAD, are you retarded?

>>78628838
If ISIS wanted to conquer the world, they would have right? Why didn't they?

>>78628768
Thank god America isn't evil. I think.

>>78628853
because they don't have the capability you braindead fucking idiot, all we'd have had to do is push a button if we wanted to turn the planet into a wasteland. you're not seriously this stupid are you?

>>78628825
>ukraine thinking america instead of russia

Yeah this map is bullshit.

>>78628824
Let the nation without shitposters throw the first rock.

>>78628880
I wouldn't openly antagonize them either.

>>78628856
literally NO global hegemon will ever be seen as good because people see overwhelming military power as evil, especially when you use it. would you seriously rather have china or russia in charge though? both countries are actively trying to steal territory from other countries. russia fucking annexed crimea, you think if they didn't have anyone to stop them that they'd just stop there?

>>78628871
You did, if Russia had not left Cuba you would've pushed the button.

>The guy who can barely write his only language calling someone else stupid

>>78628892
When did the EU threaten to invade and destroy America?

>>78628887
New York alone has more money than all of russia. They're so imposing and soulless with their shitty army of malnourished soldiers carrying ak47s that are 70 years out of date and their air force consisting of rusty pieces of garbage from the cold war.

>>78628913
>You did, if Russia had not left Cuba you would've pushed the button.
why didn't we then? clearly we wanted to turn the world into a nuclear wasteland and if all it took was the press of a button, why didn't we? clearly it wasn't a deterrent right?

>When did the EU threaten to invade and destroy America?
the fuck are you talking about? EU isn't a global hegemon, the EU is fucking useless lol

>>78628892
I'm mostly happy with the American world so far. I think we all have prospered or could have. Think capitalism has gone to far in regards to the environment but can't think of much else.
Better than Stalin's Russia or Mao's China, but a tad worried about Trump's America desu.

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>>78628933
>with their shitty army of malnourished soldiers carrying ak47s that are 70 years out of date and their air force consisting of rusty pieces of garbage from the cold war.

Man you spew you so much nonsense in your post it's not even shitposting. You're just being a really dumb toxic idiot with the most minimal understanding/knowledge of anything.

>>78628958
>but a tad worried about Trump's America desu.

is that cause you're a faggot?

That isnt profitable for our large nosed masters, OP

>>78628975
>DUDE CALL OF DUTY AK LMAO

>>78628984
No it's because everything he says is a lie and he's kind or a moron too. He has no real plan, his own people and the GOP appear to hate him. He's been the single most destabilizing thing to American power ever.
I think Putin did very well.

>>78628975
Want! They made in Finland? Can you name the armoury?

>>78625429
>moving the goalposts

The goal was to turn Iraq into a free, democratic US puppet and now it's a sectarian Iranian gimp state lmao

>>78629023

New Zealand is irrelevant.

>>78628984
To pay for the increase in military spending, which you didn't need to do. He plans or has cut healthcare, education, science, transportation, and anti-poverty. Effectively making America worse for Americans, unless you're rich, and I mean rich, in which case it wont matter to them, just the rest of you.

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>>78628975
>a literal fintard

>>78629023
turns out nationbuilding is fucking hard when the locals hate you, but hey we couldn't do it maybe new zealand can? no? australia? the uk? the entire coalition that came with us? no? nobody can do it? wow guess that means our military is useless damn

amerikans are subhuman

>>78628114
lol, you guys are paying for it and have died the most.

we're just here so we don't get freedom fries.

continue putting in what? 800billion into a useless war.

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>>78629004
No that's as i know it the soon to come service rifle of the Russian ground forces. It's still in testing(?)

We use RK-95's and Special forces use FN-SCAR

>>78629162

Turkish women love white infidel cock. So many Turkish sluts at ASU loving the Aryan dick.

>>78628114
lol we've already withdrawn.

>>78625429
>what is the goal in afghanistan?
remove the taliban regime who where allies to al-qaida, or something like that.

>>78627953

same shit that got you guys pulled out of Vietnam. you guys only want to win without committing fully to a war and rebuilding. half-assing it. Americans have a strong military, but you guys are weak as fuck when it comes to having the political resolve to wage a foreign war.

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>>78625504
SIX HOURS
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>>78629162
Turks are Greek so I must concur with this post.
I am a Greek too btw.

It's really kind of funny, since you can't.

I mean theoretically you could, with nukes, but you can never EVER fire off a nuke, because you're scared of other countries who are, again, LESS POWERFUL than you.

It's like a punishment they would devise in a Greek hell for Tnatalus or something.

You're like a weird grumpy uncle no one likes but we still kinda do

I really don't get why everybody thinks America is weak for not winning gorilla wars like Vietnam and the Middle East. If anything that just makes them the good guys because winning a gorilla is easy if you're not a good guy. Do you all honestly think the Nazis would have had trouble if they were fighting a gorilla war in Vietnam or the Middle East? No. The facts are reasonable nations no matter how powerful will never win wars like that because of the restrictions they put on themselves. Russia, China and the U.S. all together wouldn't be able to win a gorilla war.

>>78629265
>>gorilla war

wtf america...

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What happens if Toilet J. Bogshart mistypes the nuclear codes? I mean, he mispelled whatever he was driving at with "cofveve," and now he would be facing much more enormous pressures. As a matter of fact, I suspect that he might just about shart himself

>>78629255
nukes are scary though

>>78629277
It's a term commonly used. Maybe you just live in a cave.

>>78629265
I mean gorillas are really strong, no doubt any country would have trouble fighting gorillas

>>78629277
>he is still taking this thread seriously

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>>78629277

>>78629277
Jesus, what are we up against here..

>>78629289
no not really. at this point they're so much for show they should be in museums. Not even lunatics like Kim Jong Fuckface have the balls to fire one off.

do nukes seriously scare anyone anymore? why?

>>78629295
>avoiding the point because you're wrong

The point is in a traditional war with no nukes the U.S. pretty much stomps any civilized country.

>Guerrilla warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which a small group of combatants, such as paramilitary personnel, armed civilians, or irregulars, use military tactics including ambushes, sabotage, raids, petty warfare, hit-and-run tactics, and mobility to fight a larger and less-mobile traditional military.

>>78629340
he has other interests backing him and he is holding Seoul hostage with artillery

nukes will likely set off a mutually bad chain reaction

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>>78629344
Any civilized country would devolve it's tactics to guerrilla the moment the last conventional line of defense has been breached. It's a surefire way to make any larger occupant pay for it's invasion in ridicolous scale. Partisans and guerrillas aren't just limited to countries with no developed military.

>>78629344
The U.S. can also never be invaded because if anybody thinks what happened in Vietnam or what's going on in the Middle East is bad it would be about a million times worse in the U.S.

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>>78629385

didn't read what you posted but i just wanna say ya'll finns are some ugly ass motherfuckers.

even abos are better-looking

>>78629378
well, yeah. everyone knows the country that fires a nuke is doomed, so no country will fire a nuke, and nukes are utterly pointless and stupid.

>>78629385
Exactly and since The U.S. are the good guys they'd probably end up leaving the nation is ruins after a while and take the "loss" anon but if they were truly evil like people seem to think they'd easily win with no problem. It would be like Mike Tyson fighting a toddler.

>>78624790
i wish you finally did it already and liberate us. of course we won't be second germany or south korea, i mean won't do as much for russia's development as it did to those two countries but i am totally sure our living standards would be way better if we were occupied by the US.

of course you should do only the first part (invade). but honestly seeing this country is totally destroyed by america would still be better than living like most people live here now. american troops are welcome here

>>78629389
yes and it's the same thing for other nations like China, Russia, India, Brazil and Europe in general.

the cost for a conventional war far outstrips any strategic gain.

>>78629191
which we did pretty quickly, just because there are remnants of them doesn't mean we didn't bend them over and fuck them in the ass almost immediately. they had control of the country, we came in, they no longer had control of the country. keeping it that way is the hard part

>>78629385
who the fuck said anything about occupying? why is occupying a part of the conversation here? we could flatten your country instantly and then leave, that's my point

USA couldnt even defeat Vietnam. What a pathetic

>>78629402
>ya'll

The opioids not kicking in?

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>>78629498
>china could barely beat japan

SCREAMING

>>78629498

you didn't beat Vietnam either -_-.

>>78629416
I know exactly what would happen if for example Croatia invaded the US.

I can see it now, three Croat soldiers sneaking up on a civilian house in Texas to do some rapin', when the old man with the winchester repeater walks out.

Before I know what's happened, two of my comrades are dead. I go for my weapon to blast the fucker, but he says:

"Now son, I done enough killin' today, but if your hand touches metal, I reckon you'll be seein' your friends today.

And we have an understanding, him and I, as my hand slowly moves away from the weapon.

And he has a daughter who I eventually fuck after doing hard work on his farm.

Anyway, what was I saying?

>>78629498
To be fair if they actually tried the war would have been over pretty fast and that's without nukes. Another case of a nation holding themselves back because I guarantee China and Russia combined would have done worse if they played by the rules like the U.S.

>this thread
And then americans say we are arrogant for some reason

>>78629620
not saying anything about us that isn't related to our military strength, and we have objectively the strongest military in the world so it's not arrogance it's just facts anon

>>78629620

you frog-eating faggots are arrogant.

To be fair I personally wouldn't go to war to help any other nation besides Japan and The UK. I think war is dumb.

>>78629701
You hear this UK? The "Special Relationship" is now an open marriage.

Japan, really?

>>78629651
No I don't think so. Take a trip in France outside of Paris so you'll get an idea of how we really are instead of basing your idea of us with old Anglo-Saxon memes who hated their elite class

The U.S. and the U.K. Are pretty much the same nation with different names. All the places in the U.K. are just more states as far as I'm concerned.

>>78629650
Boasting about it makes you a bit of a cunt though
Then you wonder why people dislike you

>>78629752

shut up you frog-eating bitch. italian cuisine is better than french cuisine. you got beaten at the one thing you're good at

even the poos and taco-eaters make better food

>>78629730
Dude, you are exceptionally arrogant. Lots of you refuse to become fluent in English, you despise tourists, you're pompous as shit about your cuisine, you think your women are the shit (but to be fair, every single country on the planet does), and just...every single gesture you make irritates people, it's really odd.

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>>78629722
>Japan, really?

A world where the only anime available is supplied by communists and Koreans is a world I don't want to be a part of.

>>78629498
ching chong

>>78629812
a world where anime is available is a world i don't wanna be a part of. we're so alike.

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>>78629883

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>>78629778
>be french
>become the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting italians

>>78629782
>Dude, you are exceptionally arrogant. Lots of you refuse to become fluent in English
No, we just suck at every language. Education isn't great here. If you think we have a grudge against english you're totally wrong

>you despise tourists
Not despise, but dislike, and you are talking about parisians, you know, the guys who have their city occupied all year by tourists

>you're pompous as shit about your cuisine
This one is true

>you think your women are the shit
we are very aware that it's not the case. I find it incredible that there's so many people around the world that think they are the shit. I don't know where this french women meme comes from, but I know it's because of americans. They have nothing special and we know it, but some of them who knows what the rest of the world think about them, feel special and are cunts.

>and just...every single gesture you make irritates people, it's really odd.
For example?

t. someone who actually lived in France for all its life and don't say dumb shit based on memes

>>78629978
My grandparents were in a restaurant in Paris where the waiter refused to speak English until they stood up and started walking out

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>>78629978
I'm from new york which has a lot of tourists too but people are generally nice to them. Stop making excuses, fucking frog.

>>78629620
militaristic arrogance is different

>>78630016
Dude, come on, new yorkers aren't even nice to themselves, people will totally see through that lie.

>>78630070
They're not nice to other americans because they're americans. But tourists they're ok.

>tfw nobody likes docile burgers

>>78630098
kind of how you have to be nice to the special kid in class, right?

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>>78630120
You fuckin know it.

>>78630151
ye tourists are like lesser beings

>>78629620
You're seen as more haughty and snotty, American arrogance is more akin to those Black Israelites.

are americans really the white niggers?
who even walks up to you and start yapping about "haha i could kill you right here"

>>78630155
>Israel
>docile America

also you must be a fishing pro
you must be the same guy that reeled in that Palestinian guy for hours

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>>78630276
I'm nigger. What's the deal?

>>78630171
You ever just give them directions to...fuck i was gonna name a bad manhattan neighborhood but they're pretty much gone, even above 110th, I mean I guess east harlem is still pretty shitty, but you can't really trick them there...

I don't mean to brag but I could probably knock out everybody in this thread.

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>>78630343
typical violent anglo nigger. Go brush your wretched yellow teeth.

>>78630343
*chucks tear gas cannister*

>>78630343
With the handle of a guns maybe. Leave hand-to-hand to slavic overlords

>>78630383
I thought slavs packed heat.

>>78630406
we do. in our FISTS

>>78628389
Walls don't work against crime, gringo.

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>>78630424
>be shitvenian
>lose a 20 thousand ton battleship to literally 2 italians

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>this thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaRuzJhS3A

>>78630459
there was too much water to effectively swing the fists.

>>78624790
>within weeks
People like to make fun of our armies but I don't think it would be this short.

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>>78630521
this thread now belongs to feet

>>78630558
aaaaand that's my cue to jump ship. this was fun americunts. stay awesome.

>>78630636
you're a fag for not wanting to rub them

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hmmm

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>>78630672
This will never not be funny.

American men are weak faggots. One of our men is worth 3 of yours

>>78630672
The guy is the U.S. and the girl is Vietnam

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wW2Au8DEmjo

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>>78630719
I'm a weak faggot. Too scared to approach any of the girls I like so I wait for them to come to me which will never happen.

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>>78630744
>weebshit

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>>78630805
I'm a weeb before I'm an American.

>>78630719
I'm not sure that's still enough men, tho.

[DOUBT]

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>>78630805
>not wanting to rub pale animu feet

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>>78630822
>>78630891
>America expect to invade and conquer the world with low t numales

>>78630744
my wife mikoto is so cute

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>>78630915
huh?

>>78629491
>we could flatten your country instantly and then leave
Any country with a sizable amount of nukes and ICBMs can do that you fucking retard, it's not special to the US

>>78630891
>feet
kill urself faget

>>78630915
Superior technology, numbers and plot armor from god usually win out. The U.S. gets divine protection because they put gods name on all the money.

>>78624790
You can't.

>>78630947
bully (´;ω;`)

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>>78630933
Imagine being so degenrate that you're actually getting turned on by this.

>>78630978
(´;ω;`)

>>78630939
i'm not even talking about nukes, i'm talking about with conventional warfare and artillery. everybody knows we could literally make the earth uninhabitable with nukes, what's the point in making a thread about that? dumb and boring

>>78630997
At least your inferior genes die with you.

>>78624790
At least we French have nukes, so if you destroy us, we'll destroy the US in return.

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>>78624790
Ah, high wuality american "banter".

Funny fact: role-playing as your country won't make it a better place to live.

i hate low test numale millennials

why are americans so fat and stupid?

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>>78631034
>literal jew talking about inferior genes
I Lolled

>>78624790
indifferent

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>>78631352
Yeah and pretending Sweden isn't a festering shithole that is getting worse every year won't help you either :^)

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>>78631425
Thanks for your concerns :)

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>>78631393
>literal subhuman burger slave owned by jews loling at me
wew

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>>78631468
Swedes are depigmented nigger cucks that are the equivalent of white trayvons. Viking raids were ancient nigger moments where they would pillage defenseless coastal towns and then run in fear from any real army. Go ahead and brag about your blonde hair and how tall you are though. Like a nigger bragging about his cock.

>>78631515
so mad, triggered sharter

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>>78631472
I doubt you have anything to do with your government.

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>>78631539
dance for me puppet you're so mindfucked

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In this thread:
Americans bragging about how their administration is being controlled by the industrial-military complex

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>>78631515

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>>78631657

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>>78631682

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>>78631717
average swede by 2030. Probably sooner.

>>78631657
Reminder that you likely have a lower HDI than Mississippi

>>78631763
>US card
the irony

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>>78631807
ok well that can mean anything

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>>78631798
it's almost as if we are a small country.

>>78624790
>weeks
HA HA HA HA

more like 2 evenings

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>>78631959
yessss, submit to your murfat overlords swedecuck. hahahaha

>>78624790
We already won

>>78628370
why the fuck would we want to be a shitfest like america?

>>78628462
regardless of the strength or lack thereof of Australia's military we're objectively one of the hardest countries in the world to invade

>>78624790
Couldnt be less arsed honestly, Its never going to happen.

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>muh army muthafucka

>>78624790
you go ahead and try lmao

>>78629730
I was in Paris earlier in the year and was genuinely shocked at how friendly and kind the French were

>>78630367
>americans
>anglo

>my country could beat up YOUR country!!!!
Are American all children?

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>>78633733
A lot of them are unfortunately.

>>78633840
not culturally

>>78633774
says the most pathetic country militarily in the world KEK

>>78633868
>literally making a my country could beat up YOUR country!!!! post in reply

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>>78633868
You couldn't even handle vietnam fag. Fuckin shut up.

>>78633774
Yes. Dumb people make more money.

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>>78624790
>banter an amerifat
>WED NUKE YOUR COUNTRY IN A SINGLE DAY OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH

>>78634032
You jews know that better than anyone.

>>78633889
its just banter
the truly mature people can joke around like children because they arent insecure of their maturity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

Now you should feel bad because USA > british criminal toxic spider island

>>78628975
>You're just being a really dumb toxic idiot with the most minimal understanding/knowledge of anything.

Amerisharts are incapable of critical thinking and understanding complex things, they can only repeat the bullshit the media feeds them with. Discussion with a chatbot is more interesting and less predictable than discussion with an average american.

>>78634135
*sharts on your anti-american narrative*

>>78624790
>weeks

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>>78634135
Good post ivan.

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>>78634135
So says the country that abducted nazi scientists to make jets after ww2 because you were too mentally deficient to make them yourselves. Fuckin nerd.

>>78629114
We literally never joined the invasion in Iraq. The most we've done in Iraq is build school and train some troops and that's it.

Maybe your government shouldn't warmonger so much if they can't fix the mess they created.

@78634301
>says the country that abducted nazi scientists to make jets after ww2 because you were too mentally deficient to make them yourselves
low quality bait burger

>>78629620
Surely you can empathize with the Americans over getting BTFO by rice peasants

>this fucking thread

Holy shit, are americans geniuses and master baiters or are they genuinely THAT stupid and ignorant ?

Theses posts are so horrendously retarded they managed to make me wonder

>>78634301
A Nazi scientist was the catalyst of your space program as well

>>78634368
>Americans win every war and argument
>Other countries are always salty calling out the USA
>"Are americans masters and geniuses or the fat losers that the countries that are mad at them portray them as?"

>>78634568
Von Braun had citizenship in the us before working on the saturn v. His nazi past largely forgiven and forgotten. Inb4 muh atom bombs. Oppenheimer was born in new york.

Doubt it

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>>78634301
Haha yeah fucking russians and their nazi scientists

>>78634661
>gif

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>>78634585
>>Americans win every war

>>78634703
Name one war America has lost.

>>78634780
get ready for shitstorm

More like hours
Pls annex senpai

>>78634074
I'm sorry if that's what you consider banter mate

come try it heretic

>>78627936
In Dynasty warriors, when you have killed 9999 enemies and your objective fails, you lose.

>>78634780
here your (You)

>>78624790
but you're our best ally