Guys I keep sneaking my girlfriend extra food when I cook for

>>78610849
so lose weight with her. you're not American, there's hope for you.

>>78610849
I thought you had a force feeding fetish for a sec would expect from a ustralian

inb4 plan backfires, she gains weight, which causes you to leave her instead

>>78610849
dumb frogpster

>>78610849

get some local animal to bite her calves so she has to have them amputated

she'll be yours forever

>>78610849
you will also lose her if she develops diabetes because of you

That's sad, bro. I really hope you made this up and got the idea from that image people used to spam, one of those "i HaTe women RRFFREEEEEE" of some woman blogger confessing to feed her boyfriend unhealthy food in fear that he wouls become attractive and leave her.