1. your cunt 2. Whats the biggest "hold my beer"

man, you people are fucking boring

>>78604457
What the fuck is a hold my beer moment?

>>78605405
A moment where someone does something, but you think you can do better than him/her, so you go "hold my beer" and do it, gaining everyones respect and praise, why the other guy leaves with nothing

>>78605486
You sound like an astronomical faggot

>>78605793
I really can't deny that

>>78604457
it's a small one but the most recent one I can remember.

>midsummer's eve
>friends and friends of friends gather to party
>at this particular party, there's beer pong
>I've been known (rightfully) to be the "almost" guy, almost scoring every round
>my friend is being an ass about it this night
>I'm just trying to get my dick wet
>my friend can't stop being an ass, since he was born an ass
>finally I relent and step up to the table
>my friend goes first, sets one of two balls
>fair enough
>I miss my first two, but true to my name, almost scores
>he sets another one, misses the second
>then as if Dionysus himself granted me air beneath my wings, I score both balls
>then again
>then again
>then again
>game over

Nevertheless I felt pretty good about myself, shame enough I only got almost laid

>>78604457
>hold my beer moment

Take this reddit bullshit and gtfo