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>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dream™" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"
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>>78597759
>Be fat
There's your fucking problem. Get fit. Also visit the /fph/ threads on /fit/. Tell them anon send you.
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>>78597759
>be a kraut
>wake up to power tools every day because east is still fucked up from der commies
>Eat various boiled penis shaped foods for breakfast
>head to my job as a garbage man
>great benefits no need for me to use my PHD in nuclear engineering
>See der juden walking past in street
>avert gaze in shame
>As I ride the trash truck through town admire glorious inbred blonde hair blue eye kin
>Clock out head home
>Eat more penis shaped food with rotting cabbage
>login to der internets
>trash Amerikan scum on favorite shitpost board
>im really just mad they beat us in the war
>Alles gut, guten nacht
>dreams of beer maidens smothering him with boobs and drinking with the Allfather in Valhalla
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