>Three years of experience required >but less than five

Lie on your resume

>>78596630
Go look for a job that requires between -2 and 0,5 years of expierence

>>78596663
That's what it feels like is required in this current state

>>78596630
Just bullshit your way through, that's the only way really (which took me this long to realize, unfortunately), don't fall for the
>just focus on becoming good at what you do
meme.

>>78596630
just ignore that shit. don't play a passive role in your own life. I got a job that insisted on 5 years of experience when I had none

>>78598335
Same. Noone ever bothers to check what you tell them.

>>78597023
>>78598335
>>78598390
I really need to stop being a goody two shoes cuck... you guys are right

>>78596630
It is probably tailored for a specific candidate they have in mind. It is probably required by protocol or law to be a public announcement, so they make it absurdly specific so no one except the exact candidate they want has any chance.