>Playing game online
>Ask a guy with a weird accent if he's South African
>He says he's Australian
>He then spends the entire match mocking my surfer dude accent
Australians are fucking ruthless.
>>78592485
>surfer dude
>making threads on /int
they are the crazy uncle of the anglosphere
Why are Australians portrayed as very dark and hooked-nosed?
>>78592536
kill yourself
>>78592485
go work bitch
>>78592485
>confusing an aussie for a safa
serves you right
>>78592536
someone post that aussie anon's father who looks like the meme pls
>>78593686
Shit, I really want to see it now.
>>78592536
sun exposure and because it's funny
>>78592510
Crazy uncle is Ireland
>>78592485
It sounds more like stupid American stereotypical story.
>Playing game online
>Submit my actual name "Hajime" as player name
>An American lady asks me if my name is derived from "Jimmy"
Americans think everyone on earth speak English or its dialects.
>>78596378
Isn't hajimi a female name?
>>78596378
English may not be as influential in Japan, but here, where I grew up, which is in the former Eastern Block, some people started preferring to be known by quasi-English nicknames from as early as the 1960s onwards. Examples are Džimi (Jimmy), Džeri (Jerry), Frenk (Frank). So English is more widespread than you think.
>>78592485
>Play online game
>Matched with an American
American English (accent included) is an embarrassment to the English language
>>78596447
Hajime means "first" or "beginning" in Japanese. It's kind of manly name and pronounced like "Hah-Gee-May".
>>78592536
It's dark because tanned from sun and nose is a penis nose to visually represent the fact they are dicks.
>american accents
>>78593707
Australia is the skitz friend who jumps the scooter off the roof or guess and calls the copper a dickhead
>>78596562
Midwest American English is BEST English!