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ITT: Lies that foreigners make up about your country. >Danes

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ITT: Lies that foreigners make up about your country.

>Danes are rude and unwelcoming
is what I almost always read on tourist/travel forums and sites. why are people so full of shit?
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>burgers are 56% white
nah it's 46% now
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that we actually give a damn about guns.

Most people that have them only have them as novelty, or for hunting
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>>78586199
Nigga it's 32% now

And I hate that foreigners almost always see us as a bunch of inbred neo-confederate hillbillies. That's just the south for fuck's sake
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>>78586300
If they didn't give a damn they wouldn't own them
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>>78587054
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Oh boy, where do I start
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>>78587078
I'll add this,
In Montana and Idaho hunting is very popular, and there is also a ton of wild animals that are dangerous, so that explains why so many guns exist.

Wyoming i'm not so sure about but I assume it's the same reason.

West Virginia and Arkansas are full of white trash Red necks, not trying to even be insulting, but they have the highest incest rates in the country as well..

Alaska is also full of incredibly dangerous animals, along with the fact that so few people live there it's obvious why it's such a high percent.
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>>78587205
West Virginia is just a depressing place desu
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>>78587205
violent crime
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>>78587205
incest

Alaska and Arkansas are 100
West Virginia is 98
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>26%
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>>78587285
I had no idea Nevada and New Mexico would be on a list like this. Does anyone know details on this? Tennessee is thanks to Memphis, Florida is just a disgusting fucking shithole, and Alaska is basically Mad Max in the snow.
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>>78587285
>Alaska
Never would have guessed that
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>>78585589
Danes are crazy.
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>>78587454
There are a hell of a lot felons in Alaska. Have you never heard of the T.V. show Alaska State troopers?
It's not faked.

>>78587438
New Mexico is the only state in the country that has a cartel presence.
And Nevada has Las Vegas.
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>>78585589
The only Danish flags who post on /int/ are either black or commies.
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>>78585589
That we are all black for some reason
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>Brazil is non western
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>>78587532
Pretty sure those vatos are in Texas and Arizona too.
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>>78587078
Compare this with a demographic density map and you'll realize why gun ownership is so common in those States.
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>>78587205
Hawaii seems to have a weirdly high concentration of guns
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>>78587643
You mean not white? :^)
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>>78587643
>wnating to be part of an european cumskin circle-jerk
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>bad teeth
>ugly population
>inbred
etc

ones that are actually true
>heavy boozers
>heavily Muslim (in parts)
>form queues
>say sorry when someone bumps into you
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>>78587532
What? The cartels are present in all the southwestern states
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>>78585589
>violent
>stupid
>alcoholics
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>>78587815
t. buttblasted indio

Seriously man this is a pretty good circle jerk to be part of.
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>>78587831
>say sorry when someone bumps into you
I thought this was just universal good manners.
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>>78587868
Hello fellow alcoholic
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~~~~~~~~~~~~le ((((((((((((((monkey))))))))))))))) soup XDDD
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>>78587978
uma delicia
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>>78587927
Are Finns really a bunch of autistic alcoholics? Because I'm not really huge on stereotypes but I just have a hard time picturing your country in any other way. Are the memes just too dank?
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>>78588018
I always imagine Finns as just a nation of white trash. Sounds like paradise tbqh.
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>>78588091
>Finland
>a nation of white trash
Like a highly developed Ashtabula County, Ohio...
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>>78588091
>Finns
>white
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>>78588091
>white trash
That shit isn't even white, they're like the Russian version of injuns.
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>>78588521
>>78588215
Whether or not they're white I feel like they have the same kind of vibe that American white trash has.
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>>78588658
Nani the fuck
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>>78588687
Am I wrong?
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>>78588720
Wakaranai
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>>78585589
>Korean people are quite nationalistic
No, we aren't. We appear as such because we openly hate niggers and third worlders. We aren't really proud of ourselves.
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>>78587516
I always laugh when I see "Activate my genitals" for Turkey.
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>>78588765
Why do you hate niggers, though?
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>>78587516
>Slovenia
Kurba...
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>>78587516
Yet they say stereotypes aren't realistic
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>>78588752
Neither do I
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>>78587589
no one thinks you're black. You're mostly amerindians or borderline mestizos. The black meme affects us more by a landslide
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>>78587516
>Spain
>Portugal
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>>78586199
>>78586362
It's 62%
Get out of the city
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>>78588821
We are kinda like Westernboo and so just think like whites before hippie or the '68 movement. Even if we haven't really seen any niggers, sandniggers, spics, and stuff, we kinda half instinctly know they aren't good for Koreans (and it turned out to be true as in the LA riots and so)

Some of my kinds, especially young ones, are too Westernboo to the point that they embrace PC and suck nigger cocks. I don't really hope that to be an actual thing but, alas, Korea just elected some random commie as the president and is going into the way of PC and gibsmedat
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>>78589029
I love gibsmedats. America should have more of them.
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>>78585589
>Malaysian are ch*nk spoke in S*nglish
No we're not east asians. We're brown.
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>>78587831
please add "rude" as actually true.
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>>78589028
>16%
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>>78589159
>ah yes, it's the Malaysian who always posts in the threads about English saying it's a terrible language
Did a Brit bully you as a child or something?
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>>78589063
>gibsmedats
That works but only when there is not too many free riders. If someone wants to have more gibsmedats, they should not allow any niggers, rapefugees, or whatever to enter their country to take over their share
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>>78585589
That we have no culture
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>why are people so full of shit?

That's pretty rude and unwelcoming...
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>>78587516
nice meme picture
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>>78585589
>Argentines are white
Only a really small minority are, like 1%. They will get their houses bulldozed in some near future.
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>>78588091
In comparison with non-coastal America, ours looks like a bunch of San Franciscans
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>>78591852
Our white trash, that is
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>>78588985
Actually we all think everyone south of the border is Mexican except Argentineans
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>>78585589
Feels bad that most of them feed on the government's lies and start doing their biding by spreading good lies about this shithole on tourist sites.
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>>78587516
>how do I kill without being caught
H-hello my Iberian friends, I have something you might like..
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>>78586199
>implying you're not the only white person here
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>>78587096
This
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>>78587516
> 2017
> still no bully Montenegrin wife
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>>78585589
Everything anyone thinks they know about the country.
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>>78585589
>If oil runs out your country will die
>Migrant workers are treated like slaves
>We only spend money on building towers
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>>78594023
>>Migrant workers are treated like slaves
They do though and it's a fact[Look at earthquake incident and how many workers weren't let go to meet heir family] but we can't complain because you guys provide us job and our government is cucked
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>>78594093
Maybe in a few areas in the northern Emirates, but I'm sure Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Sharjah have enforced laws about minimum wage, housing, treatment, working hours etc..
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>Muslims are everywhere and all of them are terrorists
>Everyone is homosexual
>you go to jail if you dont love everything PC
>We hate guns
>We are communists
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>>78594173
Stop browsing /pol/
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>>78585589
Do I really need to tell you all the lies that people say towards us ?
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>>78585589
>germans are autistic
never backed up by facts
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>>78585589
>there are 10 young beautiful girls for each male
in fact we have more young men than women
>we are racist and xenophobic
only a small minority of rural alcoholics are, the vast majority of people are totally neutral towards any people, sometimes even their own. мoя хaтa c кpaю as people here say

the rest are mostly true (alcoholism, violence, poverty etc.)
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>>78585589
That we are all patriotic and dream about fighting for le motherland, while in reality we were literally forced to fight for this shithole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrier_troops#Barrier_troops_in_the_Red_Army
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>>78591907
>Argentineans
Most Americans don't know anything about Argentina except that it's where Madonna got AIDS.
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> russia is white

d e l u s i o n : 100%
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>>78587516
kekked, this map is golden
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>>78597834
no one but retarded jobless losers from /pol/ believed it, and they are probably the easiest to brainwash
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>>78597887
is also 100% fake unfortunately
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>>78597906
> only retarded /pol/ users believe in that
i was mainly talking about alt-rig-

oh shit wait
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>>78587589
well you have big dicks
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>Germans like "scat"-porn
Germans don't like "scat". They like "Skat", which is a card game
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skat_(card_game)

Stupid foreigners somehow have heard about "Skat", had no idea what it is and associated it with perverted shit porn because of that.
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>>78598017
fake graph
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>>78585589
>Bosnians are stupid
We arent, we just live in a different time, space, and time/space zone because the last Dragons came to our mountains to lay down, sleep and die.
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>>78598017
> Korea
kek

I also wonder if Swedish average is increased by sandpeople and negros
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>>78587516
holy shit
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I don't know why but most foreign people I talked to on the internet thought that Argentina was a white country and I had people ask me on several occasions if I spoke "Italian", not even trolling lol

They were kinda surprised when I showed them that Argentina is a 90% mestizo country and we speak generic beaner spanish.

I don't even know what kind of shit they teach about Argentina in other countries but from what I can see it's all wrong info.
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>>78598252
At least we dont get off at eating shit
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>>78598066
In the late 90s there used to be a videostore here where they had a rather large and unusual porn section. Amongst them were scat videos, and what immediately caught the eye is that these were made in just 2 countries: Germany and Japan. Titles like "Grenzbereich 34" and whatnot.

So as always a stereotype is deeply rooted in truth.
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>>78598151
I bet Ottoman Turks wearing fez and bogumil heretics still wander around there.
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>>78585589
Legit all Danes were rude and arrogant
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>>78598099
>germans are perverts
>they do like those disgusting videos
Says who? Germans are not more perverted than any other Western nation. I consider the Frenchies as more perverted. Sado-Maso stuff is a part of their culture. Sadism is even named after a Frenchie (Donatien Alphonse François de Sade), who has written down his sick dreams about pee, necrophilia, pedophilia and more.

>foreigners dont/didnt speak english
I am talking mainly about Anglos here. Of course they do speak English.

>>78598316
>In the late 90s there used to be a videostore here where they had a rather large and unusual porn section.
Wow. There was some videostore, which had shit porn. This is your ultimate proof? Nobody here has ever heard about that videostore. Also porn industry of today is a lot of amateur business, isn't it? You can find freaks everywhere, but I doubt that Germans are #1 scat producers. Probably Brazilians or Americans, who seem to be obsessed with ass, or Frenchies, who are perverted by nature.
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>>78598534
Deny all you want, I swear I'm telling the truth. This as the late 90s and the store was in Gent.
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>Japs don't reproduce
not really
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>>78587643
this desu
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>>78598617
>the store was in Gent
So, the Belgians are the actual perverts. Thanks for revealing this.
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>>78598767
No, after casually inquiring most of these vids were there on the request of one particular perv. Remember this was pre-internet days.
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>>78598855
>most of these vids were there on the request of one particular perv
Very likely a person of Belgian nationality.
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>>78598938
Belgians are pedophiles
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>>78598938
well they were produced in Germany using German 'actors' pissing and shitting on each other, so exactly who is the perv here?
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>>78599095
t. Martijn Pedo-partij "Party for Neighbourly Love, Freedom, and Diversity" advocating for legalisation of CP
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>>78599103
>they were produced in Germany using German 'actors' pissing and shitting on each other
How do you know those films and its content so well? Sounds like you have watched those films by yourself.
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>>78587516
>activate my genitals
>murdertugal
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THEY ALSO SAY ITALIANS ARE LOUD
WHY THE HELL THEY SAY THAT
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>>78599191
Why are you so butthurt that I pointed your nose on a simple fact, that you try to attack me instead of the point of our discussion, which is that there certainly is a reason why Germs are associated with scat porn and it certainly isn't a card game?

It was a fucking local video store, I already told you everything, just looking at the cover and backside of such a videotape provides more than enough information.
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>Hungarians are based and redpilled
We just let in 20k rapists to put more money in our gov pockets
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>>78599521
>that there certainly is a reason why Germs are associated with scat porn
And the reason is because some videostore in Gent in the 90's had some German shit porn flicks for a perverted customer?
This is why Germans get associated with scat porn?

Just admit it - "German scat" is just an internet meme. Nobody outside of the internet knows about "German scat porn".
It's actually called "Skat" and it's a traditional German card game.
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>Americans wear shoes inside their houses
>Americans wear clothes in the shower
>Americans refer to dogs and cats as "it" and not "him/her"
>Americans refer to all machinery as if they are female
>Americans change socks once a week
>Americans all boil water in the microwave

This is just what I've read on /int/ btw.
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>>78599864
Greece can suck a dick.
After greece we are the second country that receives the most gibbs from the union
About 10 billion euros a year. Of that 10 billion about 7.5 billion disappears mystically each and every year.
Our country is second to world corruption after columbia. We are despicable pieces of dogshit. We dont deserve to live
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>my sister will suck white dicks for free
Bitch you have to pay, it's 2000 pesos for one night all in. 1500 on weekdays.
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>>78600022
come back to asia friendo
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>>78600020
>no foreigners heard of this shitty game
This is my point. It's just a lack of knowledge.

>or speak english
And what about Americans and Brits? I am not talking about foreigners in Germany like Turks and other immigrants.

>trying to change the truth on an irrelevant site
You are pretty much the most obsessed and most pathetic person on 4chan and everyone knows you because you are a clown. Think about what you say again.
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>>78587516
>Poland
>Latvia
>Italy
>Bosnia
>Slovakia
>Hungary

CUTE!
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>>78600004
>United Statesians wear their clothes to bed

How about that one?
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>>78599962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiNYmiM0Nfw

here you are, from the 1999 South Park movie.

Cardgame my ass, lol the sheer delusion
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>>78598099
>>78599864
>>78600020
>>78600043
>>78600088
>>78600257
Hallo, ein mal Gyros mit Pommes und Mayo bitte.
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>>78587096
>>78593535
long
bread
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>>78600489
in the winter, yes

Shit gets cold up North because we don't live in a fucking desert.
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>>78600541
>from the 1999 South Park movie
>his education is based on a South Park movie
>using South Park movie, a satirical cartoon, as a source
Well, at least now we know who have set up this lie. It was the Americans of course.
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>>78600629
lel
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>>78600686
Halt's Maul und und mach mein Gyros fertig, Du süd-osteuropäischer Bauernlümmel.
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>>78600143
too cheap, it's more like 5000 pesos.
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>>78600698
Enjoy your sunburn, Murphy
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>>78587516
Hahahaha. Tnx.
Its true.
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>>78601197
Ich hänge meine Eier in Tsatsiki. Serviere mir Gyros dazu, Du Sklave. Los!
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>>78601289
>be slovenian
>not die
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>>78587516
>Italy
Not surprised to be honest.
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>>78600489
Pajamas (pyjamas) in the winter
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>>78585589
All Argentines know how dance Tango
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>>78587516
>albania
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>>78585589

>all girls look like pic related

Sorry to disappoint anyone but the look is a minority
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>>78604519
but varg told me this is what shop assistants look like in norway
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Lake Bled is pronounced the same as the past participle of bleed.
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>>78587516
>Killtugal
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>>78587516

Good guy Poland.
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you'll get beaten up/shanked if you go to a football match
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>>78604542
varg doesn't even like Norway so he will talk all kinds of weird shit about it
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>>78587078
WTF I love Delaware and Rhode Island now
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>>78587568
The fact that there is a shotadane and a futadane says really a lot actually
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People assume that just because I'm Ukrainian I'm an >>>x
Well actually, I'm an >>>y
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>lmao tf 3rd world shithole xD literally noone even knows your country exists
Why do you do this?
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>>78608599
you're a fucking white male
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>>78585589
Ask a jap and he'll tell you all
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